Maxwell 21: Deliberately Hiding the Truth Again

[JermajestyDuggar]

I actually really like the squished and wrinkled newborn babies that look like old men. They are so awkward looking that it’s adorable. 

[IReallyAmHopewell]

I just can't wait for the "girls" to return and Jesse to "call" [hipster-Maxwell-speak] a super-fun "work party" at his new house.

I'm praying one of those "girls" gets to graduate to womanhood and be a wife--it beats living with Steve. After all both know how to wrangle small children, can make burrito filling and, in a pinch, hang sheetrock. Perfect helpmeet material. Get 'em now before they pass their sell-by dates like poor, useful spinsters Sarah.

[Granwych]

15 hours ago, Naga Viper said:

Essay question: Knife or pizza cutter—which is the superior choice for slicing lettuce and why? (25% of final exam score)

How about a hint such as "plastic blade or steel?"

[Coconut Flan]

Carry on here: