Fundie Signs

[PennySycamore]

@Don'tlikekoolaid, emo has to do with a particular outgrowth of punk music culture. This wikipedia article explains it far better than this 63 year old can:

Emo

[Kittikatz]

That is a whole lot of hate in one sign. Basially everyone who believes  differently, has lives, feelings, good taste in music, and possibly better food than this confederation of idiocy is going to hell. Mind boggles.  So many questions - just a few, in no particular order:

Who are cow worshipers? Hindus? Or could that be expanded to those of us who worship at the alter of the mighty t-bone? I like mine rare please.

Why would Jews obey Jesus? The big J sounds like he was a cool dude, but he's not our God.

Dykes on bikes? What about women of other sexual orientation/identification on bikes? One of the baddest riders I know  is a lovely woman of flexible sexual orientation who lives in dresses and has floral embroidered bike seats and a Harley with custom paint job to match. Or are women who fail to cling to the bitch seat automatically dykes is this warped little corner of hell?

And women MMA fighters? That's specific. What about women boxers? Wrestlers? Muy Thai fighters? Other Pro women athletes? Safe bet most of the above could kick ass at this guy's 'church' - not that many would bother seeing as how they have lives....

Money lovers - sounds like pretty much everyone to some extent or another. Or is he talking about people who m-----bate with hundred dollar bills? Also - does Aster have a nice ass? Something daym fine must be going on for her name to be asterisked out.... Inquiring minds want to know....

Witches? Really? Fuck I'm surprised someone hasn't goosed these loosers with their pointed hat.

Little monsters? Is he talking about kids or Lady Gaga fans? Ankle biters? Small children?? I bit a mime when I was a small child (he  role the wall and screamed), but it was just a wee bit higher up than his ankle... Even my cats bite higher than ankles....

Jesus wept...

[Carol]

6 minutes ago, Kittikatz said:

 

Who are cow worshipers?

Future Farmers of America?

[PennySycamore]

@Carol, I went to the FFA Junior Beef Show at the Upstate (SC) State Fair for several years.  Those young men and women put so much effort into making their cows look great for the judges.

[Kittikatz]

@carol FFA would definitely be seen as cow worshipers by these idiots. So would the 4H (youth agricultrual) associations we have around our area. I remember some kids spending hours working with their cows to train them to walk on a halter and grooming them.... wonder if the Japanese cattle farmers who massage their wagu cattle and feed them beer would also be destined for hellfire under this group's interpretation of sin? Just so many questions....  

[Themanda Duggar]

14 hours ago, Kittikatz said:

Dykes on bikes? What about women of other sexual orientation/identification on bikes?

Dykes on Bikes is a lesbian motorcycle club.  Though he’d probably object to any women riding any kind of bike.

[NachosFlandersStyle]

My first thought is that "little monsters" are Lady Gaga fans, but that presumes that this guy knows anything about pop culture.

Of fucking course he condemns racists only insofar as it gives him the opportunity to mention that black people are the real racists!!1!1

[47of74]

On 5/24/2018 at 12:54 PM, SuperNova said:

So what does this guy do for fun? 

Gonna go out on a limb here and guess it has something to do with porn hub, Vaseline, and one or both of his hands.

[Don'tlikekoolaid]

On May 25, 2018 at 10:03 AM, Themanda Duggar said:

Dykes on Bikes is a lesbian motorcycle club.  Though he’d probably object to any women riding any kind of bike.

Sounds like FUN!  If I was like 30 years younger I would like to party with these ladies.  Maybe he would be OK if they all rode sidesaddle. Haha...

[FloraKitty35]

On 5/24/2018 at 2:30 PM, Don'tlikekoolaid said:

dykes on bikes! Wtf!  Girls get off those damn bikes !  Everyone knows they will take you straight to Hell!

Bike Path to Hell doesn't have the same ring to it as Highway to Hell.

[tankgirl]

Its like the typed letters into google and grabbed the first suggestion on 90% of these. They knew they hated some of these groups straight out, but I swear, the rest is just confused culture references, with no actually tie to any poiny, the nutters are trying to make. 

 

Its like the slightly modernised version of the 1980's devils going to get you, junk.

 

Save time, "Jesus Hates you cause you don't agree with Me!" -including odd capitalisation

[polecat]

On 5/23/2018 at 7:43 PM, 47of74 said:

Just saw this...

What the hell?  That's everything!

Occupational Whores sounds like a fun band name.

On 5/24/2018 at 9:36 PM, Carol said:

Future Farmers of America?

Oh crap ... my kid is in so much trouble!