Fundie Signs

[47of74]

Just saw this...

What the hell?  That's everything!

[Justme131]

I am coming out of lurkdom to say “what the hell?”

[Briefly]

Well, I guess they are an equal opportunity bigot because they sure got a lot of people on that list!  Women MMA fighters? Party Animals? Rock & Roll Freaks? Gamers?  I'm not sure what a cow worshipper is, unless maybe they mean Hindus.  Really strange.  Where did you see this at?

[JMarie]

Cow Worshipers?  Is this a vegetarian group??

[church_of_dog]

Phew, no mention of Pastafarians, guess I'm safe!

 

 

Although, I'm probably still a "Female-Enabler"...

[Lisafer]

By "Occupational Whores," do they mean sex workers? And if I was a non-occupational whore, would that be okay?

[NachosFlandersStyle]

Aww man, their website is down. I did find this though: https://www.hercampus.com/school/drexel/religious-protestors-cause-controversy-campus

Anyway, I'm not sure what I like better-- m*****bators, ankle-biters, dykes on bikes, or mama's boys.

[Jellybean]

43 minutes ago, JMarie said:

Cow Worshipers?  Is this a vegetarian group??

I assume they mean Hindus, no?

[Alisamer]

That's vile. 

Also, I'm amazed they took the time to set the type so the columns work like that, yet used such a terrible font. 

[JermajestyDuggar]

Why is Aster taken out of Masterbators? Who is Aster? Why is she so fucking special?

[JMarie]

39 minutes ago, Jellybean said:

I assume they mean Hindus, no?

Maybe, but the idea of a fringe evangelical vegetarian group is way more snarkworthy.... 

[47of74]

19 minutes ago, Alisamer said:

That's vile. 

Also, I'm amazed they took the time to set the type so the columns work like that, yet used such a terrible font. 

I suppose it could've been worse - he could have used Comic Sans MS (accursed be its existence now and forever).

[quiversR4hunting]

What or who are "female enablers"?

[47of74]

1 hour ago, church_of_dog said:

Phew, no mention of Pastafarians, guess I'm safe!

 

 

Although, I'm probably still a "Female-Enabler"...

Yeah I'm that.  Being an Episcopalian I'm probably also covered under "So Called Christians"

2 minutes ago, quiversR4hunting said:

What or who are "female enablers"?

I think men who treat women as actual human beings and not their cooks, laundry women, cleaners, and sexual objects.

[Miranda]

Ankle biters? Does that mean they hate children or chihuahuas? If it's children, then why would they be against "baby killers"?  And what is a devil healer?  So many questions!

On the bright side, at least they hate the KKK. Or so they claim. 

[Hokey Pokey]

Yeah "Ankle biters" surely that's children. Also "Little Monsters"? So Mike Wazowski's out but Sully's ok? Where does Grover fit in this? Where's the line? WHERE'S THE LINE?!

[RosyDaisy]

Ankle biters? That's what we call little, toy-breed dogs. So Jesus hates dogs? LOL

[AlwaysExcited]

"Obey Jesus or Hellfire" also seems like a weird sentence. I guess there wasn't enough room for "burn in hell". 

[formergothardite]

3 hours ago, AlwaysExcited said:

Obey Jesus or Hellfire" also seems like a weird sentence. I guess there wasn't enough room for "burn in hell". 

They could have just gone with turn or burn. 

[church_of_dog]

also, I really wanna add "apiens" to "homos"...

[delphinium65]

7 hours ago, Hokey Pokey said:

Yeah "Ankle biters" surely that's children. Also "Little Monsters"? So Mike Wazowski's out but Sully's ok? Where does Grover fit in this? Where's the line? WHERE'S THE LINE?!

Apparently Cthulhu is fine. No one in his/her right mind would call that Great Old One 'little.'  

[front hugs > duggs]

Obama is a racist?

But obviously what's most concerning that everyone should be focused on..... what's wrong with mama's boys?

[smittykins]

Mama's boy=sissy?

(That's all I got.)

[SuperNova]

So what does this guy do for fun? 

[Don'tlikekoolaid]

Emos!  Wtf do they mean Emus? Emus are good, our neighbour years ago had Emus.  Emus are fun, just don't make them mad.

dykes on bikes! Wtf!  Girls get off those damn bikes !  Everyone knows they will take you straight to Hell!

Jesus please, just please.