FBI raids Michael Cohen's office

[onekidanddone]

7 hours ago, formergothardite said:

Trump is going to lose it and the entire country will stop to watch this! 

I suspect he will tweet something totally unrelated to Cohen to deflect. Maybe invading Scotland or having a sleepover with Putin.

[Audrey2]

10 minutes ago, onekidanddone said:

or having a sleepover with Putin.

Does this mean that Trump can braid Putin's chest hair and Putin can braid the Tribble on Trump's head?

Edited January 11, 2019 by Audrey2

[AmazonGrace]

Trump screws everyone

[AmazonGrace]

This Twitter that Cohen paid to call him a hottie is truly something else

 

 

 

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[Howl]

Ah, the start of another glorious Infrastructure Week!  Cohen is testifying before the HPSCI (House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence and a closed hearing, darn it!) later this week. 

*whistles a nameless tune while filing nails and mentally inventorying popcorn supply* 

YUGE change in dynamics with Shiff in command of the House Intelligence Committee and newly irrelevant ex-chair Devin (R-Partisan Idiot) Nunes unable to run interference to protect Trump.  I have no doubt, though, that Nunes will be happy to share details of Cohen's testimony with the WH.  Does anyone know if this would be illegal, and if so, under what statute? I can't find a clear answer on google. 

There are some very sharp and outspoken Dems on the House Intelligence Committee now.  This really is a big deal. 

Edited February 4, 2019 by Howl

[AmazonGrace]

Sumthing is going on

 

[AmazonGrace]

Ah never mind  I guess

 

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[Cartmann99]

 

[AmazonGrace]

Wait but if he testifies in February how does he need two months to prepared afterwards

[fraurosena]

6 hours ago, AmazonGrace said:

Wait but if he testifies in February how does he need two months to prepared afterwards

He's testifying in open session to the House Oversight Committee next Wednesday. According to this memo by the committee, their questions will pertain to:

• the President’s debts and payments relating to efforts to influence the 2016 election;
• the President’s compliance with financial disclosure requirements;
• the President’s compliance with campaign finance laws;
• the President’s compliance with tax laws;
• the President’s potential and actual conflicts of interest;
• the President’s business practices;
• the Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C.;
• the accuracy of the President’s public statements;
• potentially fraudulent or inappropriate practices by the Trump Foundation; and
• public efforts by the President and his attorney to intimidate Mr. Cohen or others not to testify.

Pretty interesting questions the answers to which will likely cause tremors of outrage to reverberate through Congress and the American public. I wouldn't be surprised if the call for impeachment will be taken up the very same day.

But as you can see, nothing will be asked about Russia matters. He will be asked about that during his closed door testimony to the House and Senate Intel Committees. And I can well imagine he needs to prepare for those questions.

 

Edited February 21, 2019 by fraurosena

[AmazonGrace]

Right but if it happens this month isn't it a bit late to prepare in April.

[fraurosena]

29 minutes ago, AmazonGrace said:

Right but if it happens this month isn't it a bit late to prepare in April.

I think, but I'm not sure, that he'll be testifying in April to the Senate Intel Committee. (His testimony to the House Intel will be next Thursday, the day after the Oversight hearing). I'd like to know why his jail time can only start afterwards. Why can't he be released (under custody) from jail for a day to testify? Like Manafort? That's what I find rather strange about it. That, and the fact that he isn't in jail already. It's been months since his sentencing, and he's still enjoying life as a free man. I really don't get that. He should have gone to jail straight from the courthouse. Guilty is guilty, his sentence is known. Why wait on enacting it?

[AmazonGrace]

Ok I understand the Herb tweet to say all three are expected this month. 

Better have security...

[Howl]

Man, I hope Cohen has a taster on retainer.  

[AmazonGrace]

 

[Cartmann99]

39 minutes ago, AmazonGrace said:

Ok I understand the Herb tweet to say all three are expected this month. 

Better have security...

I hope his family is very far away in a safe location. Everyone knows that the easiest way to derail cooperation in a situation like this is to threaten harm to that person's nearest and dearest.

[fraurosena]

4 minutes ago, Cartmann99 said:

I hope his family is very far away in a safe location. Everyone knows that the easiest way to derail cooperation in a situation like this is to threaten harm to that person's nearest and dearest.

This might be the reason for his delay through April. It’s not preparing for what  he’s going to say. It’s time needed to prepare the protection of his his near and dear ones from the repercussions of what he’s going to say.

[AmazonGrace]

I find it funny they slam Cohen for his lies when he lied to shield Trump 

 

[AmazonGrace]

The search warrant is getting unsealed tomorrow.

[AmazonGrace]

 

 

 

[Cartmann99]

From @AmazonGrace's post:

 

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Newly released documents that were used to get search warrants for former Trump attorney Michael Cohen include a lengthy section related to an "illegal campaign contribution scheme" that is completely redacted.

I keep thinking back to when Mueller first started and the Republicans were praising his character. They didn't seem to realize that he would approach the task set before him in a thorough and meticulous manner, and would take his search wherever the evidence led him. 

Fools.

[GreyhoundFan]

Cohen is scheduled to report to prison today. "Cohen’s prison reality: A bunk bed in barrack-style hall"

Spoiler

NEW YORK — “The Situation” and the Fyre Festival fraudster are already there. President Donald Trump’s former lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen, is up next.

It’s not reality TV. It’s a federal prison 70 miles (113 kilometers) from New York City where white-collar and D-list scoundrels can do time while playing bocce ball and noshing on rugelach.

Cohen, 53, is due to report Monday to the Federal Correctional Institution, Otisville to start a three-year sentence for tax evasion, lying to Congress and campaign finance crimes.

Tucked in the lush countryside south of the Catskill Mountains, Otisville is actually two federal facilities with a total of about 800 inmates: a medium-security prison where former NFL star Darren Sharper is serving a 20-year rape sentence, and a satellite camp for non-violent offenders like Cohen.

There, he’ll be serving his sentence with the likes of “Jersey Shore” star-turned-tax fraud convict Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino and Fyre Festival’s Billy McFarland.

The U.S. Bureau of Prisons, which runs the federal prison system, has been tight-lipped about Cohen’s placement. The agency denied a reporter’s request to tour the Otisville facility and declined to comment for this article.

The camp does have its allure. About 115 inmates sleep in bunks lined up in barrack-style halls, instead of individual or two-man cells like in higher-security facilities. There are lockers to store personal belongings, washers and dryers for laundry, microwaves to heat up food and ice machines to keep cool.

Alums include accountant Kenneth Starr, who was accused of bilking celebrities like Uma Thurman with bad investments, and former Cendant chairman Walter Forbes and ex-Connecticut Gov. John Rowland. New York Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff wanted to go to Otisville, but the Bureau of Prisons sent him to North Carolina instead.

Otisville is also known as a favorite among prison-bound Jews for its Kosher meals and Shabbat services.

Add in recreational amenities like tennis courts, horseshoes and cardio equipment, and it sounds like the closest thing the federal prison system has to sleepaway camp.

Forbes once ranked Otisville as one of “America’s 10 Cushiest Prisons,” but former employees and inmates say it’s hardly “Club Fed.” Inmates are still doing time and they’re still separated from their families and friends — save for occasional visits.

“Prison is disrespectful. It’s impersonal,” said former Otisville case manager Jack Donson. “He’s never going to get any sleep because there’s always lights on, there’s always inmates snoring. There are officers walking around jingling keys. You shower out in the open. It’s very demeaning.”

Cohen could also be a target of bullying, harassment or worse for his cooperation with special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation and other probes, and that could make him a candidate for the prison’s protective housing unit, said Donson. Trump himself has branded Cohen a “rat.”

Factor in the camp’s design — off a secluded two-lane road, without much fencing or security — and Cohen could find himself easily harassed by paparazzi or ambushed by someone looking to do harm, said Donson.

“He’s not a good fit,” said Donson.

Cameron Lindsay, a retired warden who oversaw Otisville as deputy regional director of the U.S. Bureau of Prisons, said he would “think long and hard about placing Cohen in a general population, at least in the beginning,” given the “intense media coverage and extreme type of support the president receives from some of his supporters.”

A prison handbook advises inmates to carry themselves in a “confident manner at all times,” to trust their instincts and to “choose your associates wisely.”

Cohen’s first stop at Otisville will be admission and orientation.

He’ll undergo medical and mental health screenings and be assigned a job. He’ll also get a set of clothing, trading in his sport coats and zip ups for khaki shirts and pants, and a set of bedding and towels.

Within a month, he’ll be classified and given recommendations for prison programs. Some inmates go to drug education or take classes to earn a high school-equivalent diploma.

As for a typical day: During the week, it’s lights on at 6 a.m., followed by breakfast. Work duties, such as mowing the grounds or cleaning up the prison, are performed from 7:30 a.m. to 3 p.m., with a break for lunch at 11. Dinner is served beginning at 4:15 p.m. It’s lights out at 11:30 p.m.

On the weekend, inmates get to sleep in. Lights on isn’t until 7 a.m.

Otisville, within 35 miles (56 kilometers) of the Orthodox Jewish communities of Kiryas Joel and Monsey, is “definitely sought out by Jewish offenders,” said Matthew Perry, executive director of Jewish Prisoner Services International.

The commissary sells more than 100 kosher items, more than most federal prisons. (Matzo goes for $3.15 and gefilte fish costs $5.15. Need a yarmulke? It’s $6). A rabbi on staff full-time leads the chaplainry. At Passover, the prison puts on an elaborate Seder.

“It really makes a difference if you’re Jewish because a lot of guys want to say certain prayers you can only say with 10 Jewish men,” said Lawrence Dressler, a former Otisville prisoner who served 18 months for mortgage fraud, referring to the Jewish quorum known as a minyan. “You have Sabbath services on Friday night, and the prison even allows inmates to bring in food from the outside.”

All Jewish holidays are observed, Dressler said, including Hanukkah, when men gather in the chapel to sing. “Everyone had their own menorah,” he said.

Dressler, who like Cohen was a lawyer before his conviction, predicted Cohen will largely be left alone at Otisville — unless he’s seen as a rat.

“He’ll make a few friends,” Dressler said. “Everyone ends up having a couple of good friends.”