Stories Part 2

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And Naked Man has made an appearance at a Louisiana casino;

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A Texas man faces several charges after he allegedly threw chairs at police officers while drunk and naked inside a Bossier City casino.

Terrence Roquemore, 24 of DeBerry, Texas, is charged with aggravated battery, aggravated assault on a police officer, battery of a police officer, resisting an officer with force,  and disturbing the peace/drunk and obscenity, according to a news release from the Bossier City Police Department.

Officers responded to a call at 11:40 p.m. Tuesday regarding a disorderly person who refused to leave DiamondJacks Casino & Hotel. When officers arrived, they spotted a man running around on the second floor of the casino "in an excited state," police said.

The man did not comply with orders from officers. A chemical spray used by police had no effect on the nude man. The man then began to throw chairs, striking on officers.

 

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A man in Newton, Kansas was trying to get it on with a car's tailpipe

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Ryan Malek, 23, was named in a Municipal Court complaint accusing him of exposing himself with the intent of arousing or gratifying “sexual desires.” Malek has been summoned to appear in court on July 19 to answer the criminal charge.

Local cops responding to a 911 call about a man beneath a vehicle discovered Malek endeavoring to place his penis into the tailpipe of a car parked outside an apartment complex. Malek, a Newton resident, was “oblivious” when initially contacted by police.

Malek, whose blood alcohol content was later measured at more than four times the legal limit, continued trying to have sex with the tailpipe in the presence of officers. Cops subsequently tased Malek, took him into custody, and transported him to a local hospital for treatment.

 

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And in Ohio two firefighters decided to make a porno at the fire station;

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Two firefighters in Ohio have been suspended for allegedly making pornographic videos at a firehouse.

Akron officials say Arthur Dean and Deann Eller were both placed on administrative leave on Monday while the city launched an investigation into the matter.

Fire Chief Clarence Tucker says someone told a firefighter last week about the acts possibly being performed on city property. The firefighter reported it to his supervisor, who then told the chief.

Insert - so to speak - your own jokes here.

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A Wendy's in Georgia had an interesting day

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Investigators allege that the Wendy’s employees sold small amounts of meth both in the parking lot and inside the restaurant in Canton, a city about 40 miles north of Atlanta.

Members of a narcotics task force yesterday executed a search warrant at Wendy’s, while simultaneously arresting the restaurant’s manager, a cook, and two other employees. The meth sales, cops say, had been occurring for several weeks.

The Wendy’s, seen below, was closed during the police raid, but has subsequently reopened for business (though short several employees

I thought meth was Mickey D's specialty, not Wendy's.

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I thought people knew better by now that putting stuff up there doesn't work that well when heading to jail but I guess not.

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A Wisconsin woman had a literal grab bag of illegal narcotics--cocaine, methamphetamine, marijuana, Ecstasy, and synthetic pot--hidden inside her body when police arrested her following a recent traffic stop, court records show.

Acting on a tip, police pulled over a 1997 Monte Carlo being driven by Desiree Webster, 20, who was accompanied in the vehicle by Jaral McCollum, a 39-year-old convicted drug dealer. Investigators had been told that McCollum would “travel with females and have them conceal the contraband inside their body.”

After Webster refused to cooperate with a strip search, she was taken to a local health care facility where a CT scan revealed a “baggie type mass” in her pelvic area. Webster eventually removed what cops described as a “plastic baggie about the size of a fist from her vagina.”

The baggie contained three other baggies that held cocaine, meth, Ecstasy pills, marijuana, and synthetic cannabinoids. A white powder weighing 1.52 grams was also found, but police “couldn’t get a positive field test on this substance.”

 

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Oh Kansas.

http://www.newsweek.com/kansas-councilwoman-accused-biting-breaking-officers-thumb-during-arrest-1017113

Kansas councilwoman allegedly bit a corrections officer’s thumb so hard she broke the bone during a scuffle at Atchison County Jail.

On June 29, Carol S. Fowler, 48, an elected official for Huron City, was arrested on a warrant for failing to appear in court, reported Atchison Globe. Fowler kicked and scratched officers as they tried to bring her in, and a deputy eventually shot her with a stun gun to keep her under control, the Atchison County Sheriff's Office reported.

On July 2, while Fowler was still in custody, she got into another fight with jail staff as an officer attempted to remove her jewelry and personal items to complete her booking process. During the struggle, Fowler bit and broke the officer’s thumb. Another deputy was also injured in the incident.

Fowler is still listed as a Huron City councilwoman on the Atchison County website at the time of publishing. According to Atchison Globe, she was voted in during the November 2017 elections after securing two votes. In 2016, the small town of Huron was estimated to have a population of 73 people.

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Just found out about this real life horror story out of Michigan

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A forthcoming documentary suggests a Hobart woman who's serving a life sentence in prison for her role in two killings may have been a serial killer who also fed the remains of her dismembered lover to neighbors at a barbecue in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

Investigation Discovery, a crime-themed cable network that reaches 85 million U.S. households, will air the true crime thriller "Dead North" about Kelly Cochran, a Northwest Indiana woman who pleaded guilty to the 2016 murder of her husband, Jason Cochran, at their home on the 7100 block of Mississippi Street of Hobart. 

Cochran told Hobart police she injected her husband with heroin and smothered him with a pillow as revenge for the murder of her lover Christopher Regan, who she lured to her other home in Iron River, Michigan, with the promise of sex. Her husband burst out of the basement and shot Regan in the head with a .22 caliber rifle during the act, which the couple had plotted after making a "pact to kill off anyone involved in extramarital affairs," according to the documentary.

"Dead North" reveals that former Iron River police chief Laura Frizzo investigated whether Kelly Cochran had as many as nine victims.

Secret in the sauce? 

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5 hours ago, 47of74 said:

Secret in the sauce?

Real life Eating Raoul. 

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On 7/11/2018 at 10:40 PM, 47of74 said:

Just found out about this real life horror story out of Michigan

This was fairly close to my neck of the woods. The documentary was pretty good but it didn’t need to be nearly that long (4 hours total)

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Texas woman bit off and swallowed another woman's nose.

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Jessica Collins, 41, was arrested Thursday for the bloody attack in Spring, a Houston suburb. Collins, seen at right, was released from custody after posting $1000 bond on the misdemeanor charge. She is scheduled for a July 19 court appearance.

Collins, who lives in Conroe, another Houston suburb, was staying with a female neighbor of the 28-year-old victim. After spending Wednesday evening at a local bar, the three women returned to the victim’s home, where Collins--seeking to keep the party going--asked her host for booze and cigarettes.

Instead, the victim asked Collins to leave her residence, a request that allegedly prompted Collins to attack the woman. After yanking the victim to the floor by her hair, Collins allegedly bit off a large piece from the bridge of the woman’s nose.

The woman, who needs emergency plastic surgery, told KTRK that she tried to fight off Collins, “but I couldn't. All I could remember was the taste of blood in my mouth.” She also recalled calling her husband while in an ambulance: “I was screaming, like, ‘I don't have a nose. I’m 28 years old and I don't have a nose anymore.’”

 

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Naked man.  McDonald's.  Jumping Jacks.

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A naked man who police found doing jumping jacks in the women’s bathroom of a McDonald’s in Tennessee was arrested Monday on public indecency, trespass, and public intoxication charges.

Police were summoned to a McDonald’s in Nashville due to a “male subject who was locked in the womens restroom naked,” according to a court affidavit. Restaurant management reported that the man had “been there all day.”

A patrolman reported encountering Brody Young, 25, in the bathroom. Young, the cop added, “was indeed naked.”

Young, seen at right, was “erratic and doing jumping jacks and hitting the wall,” reported the cop, who noted a strong chemical odor in the bathroom, evidence that the intoxicated Young had likely been huffing.

 

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Florida Man's Oregon cousin got stupid in not one but several National Parks;

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The jackass who is seen in a viral video taunting a bison in Yellowstone National Park was arrested last night.

Raymond Reinke, a 55-year-old Oregon resident, was collared after officers responded to a disturbance at a hotel inside Glacier National Park in Montana. 

During the past week, Reinke was first arrested on July 28 for being drunk and disorderly inside Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming. Reinke, seen in the above mug shot, was later released on bond from the Teton County jail.

When video of the bison incident surfaced, prosecutors moved to revoke Reinke’s bond, triggering his arrest yesterday evening.

 

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On 7/12/2018 at 3:05 AM, WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo? said:

Real life Eating Raoul. 

I actually thought about the scene in the movie Fried Green Tomatoes where the abusive husband's truck was discovered in the water and the inference is that the lady who was the cook at the restaurant may have flavored the sauce with him.  I don't remember if it was in the book, but it was in the wonderful movie.

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I just saw this story

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A corn dog thief is on the loose in South Carolina, police report.

A Myrtle Beach woman told cops that she returned to her home yesterday afternoon and found a male intruder “just inside her door eating a corndog.” The 30-year-old victim said that she recognized the man as someone she had met last year (but whose name she did not recall).

When confronted by the homeowner, the suspect “said he was hungry and stopped by to get something to eat,” according to a Myrtle Beach Police Department report.

The suspect peddled away from the crime scene on a bicycle owned by the woman, who told cops that her phone was also missing.

Until I saw the line about the suspected perpetrator being a black male I was wondering if the perp was this guy...

 

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Florida man's Oklahoma cousin was caught committing a crime against nature

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In full view of several onlookers, an Oklahoma man allegedly had sex with a pony in a field outside Tulsa, according to police.

Responding to a 911 call about “a man having sex with a pony,” Rogers County Sheriff’s Office deputies arrived around 8:45 AM Wednesday morning to a rural neighborhood in Inola, a city about 30 miles east of Tulsa.

Upon arriving at the scene, a local resident told cops she was leaving for work when she “observed a white male full nude standing in the field having sex with a pony.” The woman called a neighbor and “asked her to check it out and call the police.”

The second woman, accompanied by her daughter, also saw the naked man standing behind the pony “and what looked like he was having sex with the animal.” When the woman’s daughter “started to video,” deputies reported, the man “stopped what he was doing and started walking towards them.”

 

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In today's episode of White Privilege, college student Lauren Cutshaw was arrested for drunk driving, speeding, and possession of J.  She gave a litany of reasons as to why she should not face charges. 

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And, if those were not convincing enough reasons to let her walk on multiple misdemeanor charges, Cutshaw closed with these classics:

“I'm a very clean, thoroughbred, white girl.”

“I'm a white, clean girl.”

When a cop asked "what that had to do with anything," Cutshaw reportedly replied, “You’re a cop, you should know what that means.” She added, "You're a cop, you should know based on the people that come in this room."

 

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Morons in New York videotaped themselves riding on top of subway cars

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A trio of New York City daredevils--surely soon to be in the custody of the NYPD--filmed themselves riding atop a series of subway cars as trains barreled through Brooklyn and Queens.

In videos posted to YouTube over the past three weeks, the train surfers are seen running, action movie-style, from car to car.

In a clip posted July 14, the surfers hop onto the roof of a subway car from an overhang at the aboveground Avenue H station in Brooklyn. At one point, the future defendants have to quickly duck down to avoid being decapitated by an overpass.

In a video posted Wednesday, the young men are seen riding atop trains traveling in Queens (at night and during the day). At times, one surfer is seen waving at straphangers waiting for local trains. He also made sure to pose for a video selfie, as seen in the still at right.

I take it these idiots never saw Speed.

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And here's the Young Turks take on Lauren Cutshaw, the young woman I mentioned the other day who tried to talk her way out of jail by saying she was a thoroughbred white girl....

 

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On 8/7/2018 at 2:14 PM, 47of74 said:

Florida man's Oklahoma cousin was caught committing a crime against nature

 

I have heard nothing about this on the Tulsa news.  This is really disgusting, and a lot of other adjectives but that's the only one I can think of at the moment.  I hope the pony is ok.

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One from right up where I am in Iowa.  One Rodney A. Harderman of Dubuque decided to steal some vodka from a local store.

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According to court documents, Dubuque police responded to a robbery at Beecher's Beverage, 1691 Asbury Road. The clerk, Anne Mohammed, said a man came into the store with a green bag at about 4 p.m. Thursday and asked about the prices for Grey Goose vodka.

Mohammed told the man to leave the bag at the counter while he shopped, documents said. The man grabbed two bottles of Grey Goose, worth $87.98 total, and walked out without paying. Mohammed told police that he chased the man and grabbed his shirt, then the man brandished a 10-inch knife and said, "I don't want to go to jail."

Documents said the man gave Mohammed one of the bottles back and fled the area. Authorities searching the store found a prescription bottle with Harderman's name on it in the green bag he left behind. Police confirmed with a photo of Harderman that he was the one who robbed the store.

If you're gonna swipe alcohol from a conveinence store try not to leave perscription bottles behind with your name and address

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A swinger's party took a turn

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A masquerade ball at a swingers club ended in mayhem after a jealous man accused a fellow participant of trying to seduce his partner.

David Tillyer, a director of a property company, objected to his partner Evelyn Hodder helping John Watson put his sock on.

He thought Watson, a 50-year-old hotelier, was propositioning Ms Hodder, who had spent four hours in her lingerie for the New Year’s Eve event at a Blackpool club.

When Mr Tillyer, 47, confronted Watson, he was butted and punched, leaving him with injuries that required hospital treatment.

 

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Selling meth is hard work!

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Illinois cops charge that Lindsey Lowery was dealing from the garage of a home in Swansea, a village about 10 miles east of St. Louis. The 33-year-old Lowery is facing three felony narcotics counts.

In a post-arrest interview earlier this month, Lowery reportedly admitted that she gave Yates meth to cover her rent bill. As first reported by the Belleville News-Democrat, while speaking with police, Lowery also remarked on the difficulty of peddling America’s favorite illegal stimulant.

“Lowery stated selling methamphetamine is hard work,” an investigator wrote in the search warrant affidavit.

 

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Cloudy with a chance of fighting

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A police report says a West Virginia TV anchor who was injured in a fight with a station meteorologist told authorities the fight was over her husband.

The Charleston police report says WSAZ-TV on-air forecaster Chelsea Ambriz and station anchor Erica Bivens were at a bar last week when the fight started.

The report says Bivens told police Ambriz was flirting with her husband, and a confrontation between the two women ended in a fight.

 

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A Washington man has been arrested for assaulting a beaver that had been hit by a car.

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According to investigators, the animal was run over by a car in park in Kennewick, a city just north of the Oregon border.  Upon seeing the animal get hit, a female witness wrapped the beaver in a towel and went to her residence to retrieve a container in which to place the injured animal.

When the woman returned to the park, she discovered a man--whose pants were unzipped--atop the beaver. The witness called 911.

Rennewick Police Department officers responding to the park then arrested Richard Martin Delp, 35. A police briefing newsletter offered this synopsis: “35 year old male was seen assaulting a dead beaver.”

Delp, cops say, “admitted to the crime.” A search subsequent to Delp’s arrest turned up methamphetamine. Charged with animal cruelty and narcotics possession, Delp is being held without bail in the Benton County jail.

Meth.  Why am I not surprised?

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A Minnesota man was in deep shit.

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A Minnesota man was arrested for burglary after his truck got stuck in a massive pile a manure when he tried to get leave the scene of the crime. The owner of a farm called the police to report that somebody had broken into one of his sheds and stolen lumber and various tools. He told them that the culprit's vehicle was still on the property stuck in a wet pile of manure.

When officers arrived on the scene they found 29-year-old Matthew Bloomquist standing next to his truck, covered from the waist down in manure. Bloomquist told police that he did not know the lumber was stolen and that he was just helping a friend, who claimed to have paid for it. He explained that he had spent hours overnight working with his friend to free the truck.