Stories Part 2

[laPapessaGiovanna]

Carrying on from here

http://www.freejinger.org/topic/24979-stories/?do=findComment&comment=1539952 

Quoting last post on previous thread

44 minutes ago, 47of74 said:

Meanwhile in Illinois...

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Fearful of an impending zombie apocalypse, an agitated Illinois allegedly man stole a car, rammed the vehicle into an airport terminal, and then made his way onto the tarmac, where he boarded a vacant plane in an apparent bid to escape the undead invaders.

Justin Deemie, 27, was indicted today on several felony charges related to a bizarre drug-fueled spree last month in Peoria. Locked up in lieu of $500,000 bond, Deemie  is charged with burglary, home invasion, criminal damage, and possession of a stolen vehicle.

Pictured at right, Deemie faces up to 30 years in prison if convicted of the felony counts.

According to investigators, Deemie was under the influence of narcotics on February 17 when he became convinced that a zombie invasion was nigh. Deemie is accused of breaking into the home of a neighbor, Larhonda Gonzalez, around 3 AM and stealing the keys to her Ford Escape.

 

 

[47of74]

Some, as one Jeffery Lebowski might put it, cable fixing got put on a billboard in the Philippines the other day....

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The mayor of the major financial hub in the Philippines said on Wednesday she was investigating after a pornographic video appeared briefly on a prominent billboard, startling motorists on one of the bustling city’s major roadways.

The video appeared for about half a minute on an electronic billboard at a busy intersection on the main road through Makati City, the central business district of the sprawling capital, Manila, on Tuesday afternoon.

Makati Mayor Abigail Binay immediately ordered the billboard shut down after the clip of a couple having sex was shown, but pictures and videos of it captured by motorists on their mobile phones were shared widely on social media.

 

[47of74]

Important tip: The Easter Bunny doesn't like it when you talk dirty to him.

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A 54-year-old Mansfield woman was arrested Saturday after a witness told police she was making lewd comments to an Easter Bunny.

According to the Mansfield Police Department, 54-year-old LaDonna Hughett was arrested at Richland Carrousel Park, 75 N Market Street in Mansfield.

Witnesses told police, she was making lewd comments to the Easter bunny and appeared to be intoxicated while having her picture taken. Hughett got on the carousel afterward.

 

[47of74]

Don't break into yer neighbor's place to steal undergarments.  Especially if you're a sitting judge.

 

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A Long Island judge who police say repeatedly broke into his neighbor's home to steal her underwear has confessed to snatching panties on multiple occasions, even though he has pleaded not guilty.

Still, Suffolk County District Judge Robert Cicale has been removed from the bench and is facing up to 15 years in prison.

Cicale was arrested on burglary charges and appeared in court Friday morning.

The judge is a married father of three young children, and he is accused of sneaking into a home across the street and stealing the underwear of a 23-year-old woman who lives there with her parents. He reportedly knew the girl from when she worked as an intern at the Islip Town Attorney's Office, when he used to work there.

 

[47of74]

Just in time for 4/20!

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Police in Texas said they might have "set a record" when a recent arrest saw the seizure of the "longest joint ever."

The Fort Bend County Constable's Office Pct. 3 tweeted a photoof a rolled marijuana cigarette measuring 8 inches long.

Mind if I do a J? 

[clueliss]

And because I’m formerly from the area I’m snort laughing at this one.  (The check point was just to the east of the Johnson/Douglas county line, so between suburban Kansas side of Kansas City and Lawrence). 

http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article209522639.html

Motorist blows through K-10 checkpoint, later arrested on foot

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An overnight search in Johnson County for a man who drove through a sobriety checkpoint led to his arrest Saturday after he fled his vehicle.

The Johnson County Sheriff's Office said a motorist "driving in an aggressive manner" ignored orders to stop in a check lane at K-10 highway and Evening Star Road. He drove over a device to deflate his tires and sped east toward Cedar Creek Parkway.

At that location the motorist stopped his vehicle and fled on foot.

Sheriff's deputies and Kansas state troopers searched the area with the assistance of area police officers, including a helicopter unit of the Kansas City Police Department. A tipster who spotted someone walking down a road notified authorities and he was taken into custody.

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As of 9 a.m., no charges had been filed. Lt. Paul Nonnast of the sheriff's department said the man could be charged with aggravated assault of a law enforcement officer due to his threatening use of the vehicle, though no officers were injured.

Out of 777 vehicles stopped at the sobriety checkpoint at K-10, three motorists were arrested on drug-related charges and two were charged with driving under the influence.

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article209522639.html#storylink=cpy

[onekidanddone]

She seems nice.

A doctor flew into a sudden rage and threatened to decapitate, disembowel employees and patients

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A few months ago, a patient left a glowing, exclamation-point-heavy review on her doctor's Facebook page: “My primary care physician is truly the most incredible woman that I have ever met in my life!!!!!!!”

Marian Antoinette Patterson “takes the time to listen to me, converse with me, figures out a solution to every problem that arises,” the patient said. The physician was sensitive to her financial situation, too, giving her free samples of a vital medication and even consulting by phone to save the patient money.

Patterson, the patient said, “is truly an angel and the meaning of what a doctor should be.”

The physician left a much different impression on other patients — and some of her employees — on a rage-filled Wednesday afternoon in February.

The doctor told one employee that she was going to cut her from her “throat to her private parts,” according to a Georgia Composite Medical Board Order of Summary Suspension.

Patterson also warned an employee that she would “cut her head off and roll it down the hallway,” and that she would “call the employee's children so that (they) could see it.”

She punctuated the violent tirade by grabbing her medical degree off the wall, throwing it to the floor and stomping on it.

Last week, Patterson was charged with three counts of making terroristic threats and another charge of false imprisonment, according to the Lowndes County Sheriff's Office and the Associated Press.

The false-imprisonment charge is for allegedly grabbing an employee's arm and refusing to let her leave the office. Patterson is accused of throwing water bottles, prescription containers and “a large potted plant” at her employees while cursing. The medical board's suspension order also says Patterson damaged a wall in her office in Valdosta, Ga., with a hammer used to check patients' reflexes.

When terrified employees said they were calling 911, Patterson warned them that they would be dead before officers arrived, the order says.

Twelve days after that outburst, Patterson was no longer allowed to practice medicine in the state of Georgia, after the medical board said she put her “patients and employees in fear of being (physically) harmed.”

The suspension was an emergency action, the order says, because Patterson “poses a threat to the public health, safety and welfare.”

Patterson has been a licensed doctor for 22 years after graduating from the Medical College of Georgia in 1995, according to the medical board. Last month's suspension was the first disciplinary citation or accusation of misconduct she had received.

No one answered the phone at Patterson's home number or at a number listed for her practice. A message at the practice said the voice mailbox was full. It was unclear whether she had a lawyer.

Lowndes County Sheriff Ashley Paulk, who said he has known Patterson since she was a child, told The Washington Post that the doctor had been dealing with “emotional issues” for some time. Recently, he said, a substance abuse problem had also surfaced.

“There's some factors in her life that have brought this about, some emotional problems,” he said.

After the outburst in February, Paulk said, the doctor checked herself into a rehabilitation facility with the blessing of investigators, who were kept apprised of her whereabouts. When she was released last week, she was formally charged with three crimes and booked into jail. She posted bail and is awaiting trial.

During the past few tumultuous weeks, one of the doctors with whom she shared office space stepped in to carry her patient load during Patterson's time away, Paulk said. But on Monday morning, her office phone went straight to voice mail.

Paulk did not specify Patterson's mental or substance abuse issues.

As Nathaniel P. Morris wrote in The Post, a survey of U.S. physicians showed that roughly half believed they had at some point met the criteria for a mental health disorder — but had not sought treatment, worried about being stigmatized or even putting their medical licenses in jeopardy.

Ninety percent of state medical boards have licensing forms that inquire about mental health — questions that can safeguard patients from potentially troubled doctors but may encourage doctors to keep silent.

Paulk said he applauded Patterson for getting help and hoped “that she could come back to being the good doctor she was. ... I hope she can get her life back together. She's done a lot of good.”

 

[clueliss]

http://www.kansascity.com/news/state/illinois/article210058234.html

Yup - Gun in her Vagina (ecstasy in her bra, heroin in her car).  Gun had a full magazine AND a bullet in the chamber.  The link has dash cam video
 

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She was busted with ecstasy and heroin – but the cavity search turned up a loaded gun

BY MATTHEW MARTINEZ

mmartinez@mcclatchy.com

April 28, 2018 12:07 PM

She was already on the hook for the drugs. Police found ecstasy in her bra and heroin in the car. But she needed to hide the loaded Kimber .380 pistol, she thought, to avoid another charge.

No mere pat-down would uncover the gun where Anika Witt put it, according to the Bloomington Pantagraph.

A McLean County correctional officer found the gun, complete with a fully-loaded magazine and "a bullet in the chamber ready to fire," during a strip search after Witt was booked into the jail in Bloomington, Illinois, the newspaper reported.

She had stuffed it, literally, where the sun don't shine — into her vagina.

According to The Smoking Gun, Witt, 27, told Chenoa police that night in September 2017 that she was headed to St Louis with the drugs. She was pulled over for speeding through the central Illinois town of about 1,800 residents.

She pleaded guilty Friday to felony possession of a weapon by a felon and felony drug possession, the Pantograph reported.

Witt's plea agreement requires her to testify against her co-defendant in the case, Clinton McDonald, 29, according to The Smoking Gun. She faces up to 10 years in prison on the gun charge and 15 more on the drug charge.

Clinton McDonald, 29, of Missouri was a passenger in the car driven by Anika Witt.

McLean County Sheriff's Office

Her criminal history includes convictions for theft, passing bad checks and resisting arrest, the website reported.

McDonald is charged with heroin possession and intent to distribute the drug.

Stashing a gun down there is a more common tactic than one might think.

A Waco, Texas, woman named Ashley Cecilia Castaneda was given 10 years of probation last year for possession of methamphetamine after stuffing a .22 caliber pistol down her pants two years earlier, according to KWTX.

A 19-year-old Kingsport, Tennessee, woman was sentenced to three years in prison for the mini-revolver jailers found between her legs during a 2014 arrest, according to the New York Daily News. The retired car salesman who reported that gun missing said the gun would need "a bath in bleach."

 

 

[47of74]

Lately we've been having a bit of auto-erotica going on around the world.

Such as in Kansas

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An intoxicated Kansas man may face criminal charges after he was found this week attempting to have sex with the tailpipe of a parked automobile.

Police in Newton, a city 25 miles north of Wichita, responded late Tuesday night to a 911 call about a naked man beneath an automobile. The 24-year-old suspect, cops discovered, was trying to place his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle, which was parked outside an apartment complex.

The naked man was “oblivious” when contacted by cops, said Lieutenant Scott Powell of the Newton Police Department. Despite the presence of officers, the suspect continued to try and have sex with the tailpipe, said Powell, who added that the man was eventually tased and taken into custody.

And in Pennsylvania

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A woman who has been diagnosed with mechanophilia, a sexual attraction to vehicles and machines, recently caused a disturbance in her Pennsylvania neighborhood when she bolted from her home and chased after cars to which he was attracted, according to a police report.

Cops in West Norriton, a township about 25 miles from Philadelphia, received a call on April 18 about a woman running in the roadway who was being chased by two other females.

Officers determined that the pursuers were a pair of home health aides assigned to the woman who was running towards a Marshalls department store around 5:40 PM.

When cops approached the woman outside the store, she revealed her mechanophilia diagnosis, saying that she “was not trying to get hit by any cars, she was only trying to see them because she is attracted to them.”

 

[47of74]

I miss going to St. Louis...

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Walgreens has one of the best stores ever. You can get anything from baby food to a Sharpie to a phone charger to nail polish, and many locations are open 24 hours a day.

It's also your one-stop-shop for any manner of unmentionables, from condoms to boner pills to "discreet" shoulder massagers.

But the roadside marquee outside a south St. Louis Walgreens yesterday offered something just a bit more... special. The store at the corner of Kingshighway and Arse-and-all — er — Arsenal appeared to advertise a 2-for $1 deal on a "butt fingerer."

Now, obviously, one can assume that this is the result of some Bart Simpson-type switching around the letters that spell out Bart's own favorite candy bar, the Butterfinger.

 

[47of74]

Meanwhile in Colorado

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A woman in Aurora, Colorado was cited by police officers Thursday after allegedly damaging a microwave at a 7-Eleven by placing a urine sample in the microwave, causing the urine to "explode."

According to a report from the Aurora Police Department obtained by 9 News, officers cited Angelique Sanchez, 26, who was found waiting for a physical and urinalysis at a health clinic a half-mile north of the 7-Eleven.

This prompted the clerk to call the police, who were able to locate Sanchez at the health clinic waiting for the tests for a future job. According to the report, Sanchez told an officer that "she had cleaned up the mess and did not understand the problem."

"It appears that whoever was on his/her way to do a drug test did not feel that it was warm enough, so they decided to microwave it at 7-Eleven," Beaverton Police Spokesperson Mike Rowe said at the time.

Note to self: Urine and microwave ovens don't mix....

[47of74]

Another prize catch 

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A 42-year-old Pennsylvania man is facing an assault and harassment charges after allegedly beating his mother with a Star Wars light saber, according to court records.

Police responding to an April 27 disturbance call at a home in Dubois found Joan Vargas, 75, being treated by EMS workers. Vargas was bleeding from gashes on her head and wrist.

Vargas told police that her son Andrew had “hit her repeatedly with what she called a light saber.” Vargas said she was sitting on a dining room chair when her son “began striking her with this saber in the head, on her back/neck area and on her wrist.”

“Joan could not say why Andrew struck her with the saber,” police noted. The 6’ 4”, 330-pound Vargas owns many other light sabers, his mother told investigators.

 

[mango_fandango]

Fucking hell there are some right weirdos in this world. 

[47of74]

(booking flight to Poland right now)....

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A tractor-trailer has overturned on a Polish highway, spilling tons of liquid chocolate that are solidifying into a huge sticky mess.

The private broadcaster TVN24 showed images of an overturned truck surrounded by brown chocolate covering six lanes on the A2 motorway, blocking traffic in both directions.

Rescue officials said the liquid chocolate was solidifying as it cooled and would require large amounts of hot water to clear away.

 

Edited May 9, 2018 by 47of74

[47of74]

And we have this hot mess from Arizona;

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A woman accused of sending a Paradise Valley, Arizona man 65,000 text messages tried to explain her actions in a jailhouse news conference, reports CBS Phoenix affiliate KPHO-TV."I love him," she said Thursday.

Thirty-one-year-old Jacqueline Claire Ades, of Phoenix, told reporters she met the victim through an online dating service and went out on three dates with him. Police say after the first one, she began sending him thousands of texts, breaking into his home, and showing up at his workplace claiming to be his wife.

"I felt like I met my soulmate and I thought we would just do what everybody else did and we would get married and everything would be fine," Ades said.

She didn't deny the number of texts, but wouldn't get into specifics.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

7 hours ago, 47of74 said:

And we have this hot mess from Arizona;

 

The WaPo had a story about her.

A couple of things jumped out at me:

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In total Ades is accused of sending 65,000 texts.

“That’s it?” Ades said on Thursday when a reporter asked her about the number of messages. “To me it seemed like more.”

“Isn’t that kind of excessive?” she was asked.

“Love is an excessive thing,” Ades replied.

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In her interview with reporters this week, Ades said she was originally from Miami.

“I wound up here on a road trip from Florida, looking I guess for love,” she said. The man— who is unidentified in police documents and local media reports — allegedly met Ades online and went on a date, CBS 5 has reported.

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Ades said she was no threat to her alleged victim.

“No! Oh, my God, I love him so much,” she said. “I just want to love him so much, that’s it. And if he doesn’t like it, I’ll go home, and I’ll love my ex-boyfriend.”

“Do you think you’re a danger?” Ades was asked.

“No!” she said. “I think he wanted to make sure I wasn’t or something like that.”

So, she thought she sent more messages, she's from Florida (!), and she'll go home to her ex. I'm guessing the ex is hoping she's jailed for a long, long time.

[Bethella]

4 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

So, she thought she sent more messages, she's from Florida (!), and she'll go home to her ex. I'm guessing the ex is hoping she's jailed for a long, long time.

She's not talking about a different ex-boyfriend, she's talking about going home to Florida and loving the victim (aka her ex-boyfriend) from afar. She's really messed up.

[47of74]

Sounds like a butt dial gone wrong

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A North Carolina fugitive was arrested Friday night in Lyons, Wayne County, after he accidentally dialed 911.

According to the Wayne County Sheriff's Office, deputies went to check an address on Franklin Street after a 911 hang-up call originated from that location around 8:30 p.m.

There, they found 53-year-old Jesse Graham, who, as it turned out, was wanted by the Mooresville Police Department in North Carolina for "several charges," police said.

 

[Briefly]

The 65,000 texts story makes my skin crawl.  She is a stalker and sounds obsessed.  I don't quite believe that she would just go back to Florida and leave him alone.  Stalkers don't generally just quit.  I make it a point to know where mine is. He has been quiet for years but we don't ever assume that he's not going to "reactivate" at any time.

[47of74]

Here's one from right here in Iowa

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A man who was arrested for measuring his penis with a ruler while at a urinal inside a University of Iowa bathroom has struck a plea dealthat will spare him jail time, but which requires completion of a sex offender treatment program, according to court records.

Thomas Morgan, 44, was arrested on multiple indecent exposure counts following a bizarre incident inside the school’s Main Library in Iowa City.

Police reported that Morgan “partially turned his body towards the victim/witness,” who was using a urinal at the time. Morgan, seen at righ, then “measured his penis against a cardboard ruler,” according to a criminal complaint.

The victim told cops that Morgan “made a comment regarding his size,” adding that he “felt weird and uncomfortable” seeing Morgan’s “semi-erect penis.” The man added that atop two of the urinals were cardboard rulers with “dark sharpie markings regarding penis size.”

....must not make Iowa penis size joke.... 

[Cartmann99]

After the complaints about his previous behavior on the flight, why was he left alone so that he had an opportunity to do this?!? 

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DENVER (CBS4) – Frontier Airlines says they are aware of a recent situation aboard a flight from Denver to South Carolina in which a passenger allegedly urinated on the passenger’s seat in front of him.

According to another passenger on the flight, the man urinated on the seat in front of hers after being kicked out of his previous seat for inappropriate behavior.

The passenger told CBS4’s Dillon Thomas she was sitting in the same row as the man, across the aisle, when he unbuckled his seat belt and urinated on the back of the chair.

 

The woman said the male passenger was moved to the row she was in after he allegedly verbally and physically assaulted two other women near his previous seat. She also said the man allegedly touched one sleeping female passenger and later asked another woman about her sexual and marital life.

The passenger said she was disappointed with the way the airline handled the incident, and was discouraged when Frontier flight attendants allegedly placed the suspect next to her. She said one flight attendant warned her of his previous actions, and told her to monitor his status. It was then when the passenger photographed the suspect urinating on the seat.

WARNING: A photo provided by the passenger shows what appears to be the man peeing. While it doesn’t clearly show his private parts, it does show a big stream of pee. Click here to view it.

In a statement to CBS4’s Dillon Thomas, Frontier Airlines spokesman Richard Oliver said “The safety and security of our passengers is our top priority at Frontier. We have been made aware of this situation and are working with the appropriate authorities.”

The woman said the suspect was arrested at the gate in Charleston approximately 30 minutes later.

She and two other women filled out statements for law enforcement.

The passenger claimed the airline provided her an outdated complaint card, which provided disconnected phone numbers. When she called a booking agent, the woman said she was told the airline would refund her checked baggage fee and would give her a $200 voucher.

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2018/05/20/passenger-urinates-on-seat-frontier-airlines/

[47of74]

If you're gonna do a J don't have your supply mailed to you...

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Officials say a drug-sniffing dog alerted them to the package Monday, and police received a warrant to open it. Officials say a controlled delivery of it to Carter's home led to his arrest and that Carter acknowledged the package was for him.

 

[47of74]

I thought for sure this was gonna be Florida woman but it was someone in China...

http://www.wtnh.com/news/unusual-stories/woman-pulled-over-for-driving-bumper-car-on-china-road/1211000073

Police officers in China pulled over a woman who was driving a bumper car on the street.

The woman seemed not to care in the least as much larger vehicles whizzed past her.

Police stopped her, gave her a stern lecture and took the bumper car.

Apparently, she actually runs a bumper car business and has to carry the cars from home to the shop each day.

[clueliss]

Naked Man is at it again.  This time in Kansas on Kansas River trails

http://www2.ljworld.com/weblogs/crime_blog/2018/jun/12/police-capture-naked-man-on-kansas-river/

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Police capture naked man on Kansas River trails; multiple sightings reported in recent weeks

Posted by Sara Shepherd

June 12, 2018 at 11:26 a.m.

At least three times in the past two weeks, police have responded to reports of a naked man spotted on the Kansas River trails in Lawrence.

The first couple of times they were called out, officers never found anyone matching that description. But over the weekend, they did.

People using the levee trail — just north of the Kansas River — reported seeing a naked man around 10 a.m. Saturday. Arriving officers caught a glimpse of him on the path, too, but only briefly before he disappeared into the woods, Officer Drew Fennelly said, in an email to the Journal-World.

“He was quickly moving away from them and they lost sight of him behind the trees in the winding path,” Fennelly said.

With help from trail users updating police on the naked man’s location, one of the officers was able to locate him as he was entering the Kansas River, and the man was taken into custody, Fennelly said. Jail and court records show that the suspect, a 29-year-old Lawrence man, was booked into jail on suspicion of lewd and lascivious behavior but later released with no charges.

Around 7 p.m. May 29, police responded to a report “of a naked man covered in mud on the mountain bike trail” near Oak Street, police said that week. Officers searched the area but couldn’t find him. A little over an hour later, police got a report of “a man running naked" near Mud Creek Park, a few miles farther east, but again found no one.

Fennelly said this week that police aren’t sure whether the reports involve the same person. He said, “It is unknown if this is related to the other reports in the area, but that cannot be ruled out at this time.”

 

[zeebaneighba]

I wonder if this is the same guy who was arrested twice (on the same day) last year for walking naked in Lawrence?

 

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According to a statement from Lawrence police, officers found the 34-year-old man walking nude on the 900 block of Massachusetts Street in downtown Lawrence at about 2 p.m. Sunday. He was taken into custody and cited for indecent exposure. 

About two hours later, Lawrence police received another call from a taxi service about a man who was picked up from the Douglas County Jail. The driver said the man couldn't pay for the fare and when he arrived at his destination he took off his clothes and left the vehicle.

 

Edited June 13, 2018 by zeebaneighba