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I am so glad his toothpasta mininsty is going well.

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10 hours ago, Lillymuffin said:

Nah—cocktail ween(ie), of course. I mean, what else could it possibly be? :dancing-demon: (I’ll see myself out now.)

 

Sis Lilly, who’s hoping that looks enough like a dancing red ween in ME!

Come on into the overcrowded prayer closet, Lilly--it's all good times there!!

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I don’t know how anyone can see this guy write and think he is fit to be teaching anyone anything, even about his Jesus.  Seriously Becky, what in the world attracted you to him?  And I want to know how they met!

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They probably met in a support group for "victims from formication."

18 hours ago, keepercjr said:

I don’t know how anyone can see this guy write and think he is fit to be teaching anyone anything, even about his Jesus.  Seriously Becky, what in the world attracted you  And I want to know how they met!

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no thanks, Bro Gary.  my breathe already feels fine, especially in the morning.  

how they met:  Becky accidentally threw a ten into the KFC bucket at one of his tent revivals, and Gary went after her thinking she'd be his meal ticket.  

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Sisters!  I found Gary’s ex wife and the mother of his 3 kids.  She has another young son with her current partner/husband.  Information under spoiler

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Her maiden name is Gribble.  I think she’s is 38.  I think their oldest is 18 so she was a young mom.

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thins is Stepahnie’s mom.  Michaela has connected with her grandma and her mom on Facebook which I think is great!

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22 hours ago, keepercjr said:

Sisters!  I found Gary’s ex wife and the mother of his 3 kids.  She has another young son with her current partner/husband.  Information under spoiler

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Her maiden name is Gribble.  I think she’s is 38.  I think their oldest is 18 so she was a young mom.

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thins is Stepahnie’s mom.  Michaela has connected with her grandma and her mom on Facebook which I think is great!

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F O R N I C A T O R !

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On 4/26/2018 at 3:30 PM, keepercjr said:

I don’t know how anyone can see this guy write and think he is fit to be teaching anyone anything, even about his Jesus.  Seriously Becky, what in the world attracted you to him?  And I want to know how they met!

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I just crack up at the toothpasta sale.  It seems like they literally have 1 tube to sell.  That's been chillin' around their house for months.  Ew.

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I’m so sorry but you just cannot make this stuff up. 

Bro Gary said he has a ‘very unspoken’ which I take to mean an urgent situation that he wants prayers for and bunch of people reply that they are praying and one person comments this:

 

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On 4/27/2018 at 4:50 PM, keepercjr said:

Sisters!  I found Gary’s ex wife and the mother of his 3 kids.  She has another young son with her current partner/husband.  Information under spoiler

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Her maiden name is Gribble.  I think she’s is 38.  I think their oldest is 18 so she was a young mom.

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thins is Stepahnie’s mom.  Michaela has connected with her grandma and her mom on Facebook which I think is great!

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Well it looks like Momma at least speaks fluent Weenese, unless we are to assume that she is in fact multiple women who wear multiple hats (which is something we somewhat expect of multiple women, as it makes much more sense than them sharing the same hat).  

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I think the unspoken prayer request has to do with Becky’s kids.  I think they are visiting them right now because Becky posted asking about goat soap in Parkersburg WV which is where her ex and the kids live.  None of the pictures she has taken with the kids include Gary so I have to wonder if isn’t allowed to see them?  If he preaching hellfire and damnation against the evil gays I can’t see Becky’s ex going to court about that.

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And now their van just broke down so they need yet ANOTHER vehicle. Why exactly is he so sure this is the Lord's will, when everything is going so wrong all the time? Is this the Lord's version of putting a Sim in the swimming pool and deleting the ladder? Or are the Weens the ones deleting their own ladders? Weens, FFS, just climb out! You don't even need a ladder!

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O My Dear Lord A'mighty!!  Gary's van done broke down!  That leaves him without a bus or a van to do his preachin.  Maybe this is Jeebus's way to tell him to drop a few pounds and start walkin, pulling that Mega Tent O' Revival on a mini trailer.  It'll give him enough time to be in Maine by August.

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Maybe the congrats gif was to Mrs. Weens because she's finally getting smart and leaving Ghaw....


Well, I can wish, right??

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1 hour ago, Coy Koi said:

And now their van just broke down so they need yet ANOTHER vehicle. Why exactly is he so sure this is the Lord's will, when everything is going so wrong all the time? Is this the Lord's version of putting a Sim in the swimming pool and deleting the ladder? Or are the Weens the ones deleting their own ladders? Weens, FFS, just climb out! You don't even need a ladder!

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If that’s not a sign from above that he needs to get a regular job then I  don’t know what is! 

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