2018 March for Life Social Media Snark Thread

[lilwriter85]

It's that time again in which many of our favorite fundies, fundie organizations, and others headed to DC and other areas for March for Life events. Please feel free to search social media for snarky worthy pictures, posts, and also blog entries.

[HereticHick]

Will the Duggars get back from Australia in time to parade miracle babie Josie around Fayettteville?

I see Lawson Bates is currently in the Nashville suburb of Franklin--will he be heading up with Carlin and her fundy Zoolander bae, Evan?

So many questions!!

[iweartanktops]

Check out @March_for_Life’s Tweet:

I mean, do you, but why do you have to bring children to this thing? Ugh. 

Pre-born lives matter? 

 

[Toothfairy]

Omg. I'm excited. I hope it snows. 

Rememer when Donald Trump said he will ban abortion. Well it' been a year

[clueliss]

This hit my social media thread today.  I have extended family heading for this.  

[Nikedagain?]

I'm an escort at our local clinic. I LOATHE these people with the heat of a thousand suns. I have taken my daughter with me, because I am passionate about the reproductive health and the rights of young people with disabilities. (and sometimes there is no sitter!) The protesters get especially nasty about her being there. She thinks it's funny (she has autism). I think she thinks they're clownish and there to entertain.

[Snarfblatt]

I live and work in DC. One year I accidentally got caught up in the March twice. I was trying to get someplace and then get home and I got caught up with them. I was not impressed. 

I hope they freeze. Even if that means I will also freeze. 

Edited to add that it doesn't look like any of us will freeze. It is supposed to be sunny Thursday and Friday. 

[Destiny]

3 hours ago, Toothfairy said:

Omg. I'm excited. I hope it snows. 

Rememer when Donald Trump said he will ban abortion. Well it' been a year

DON'T remind the Orange Menace of that. It's best that way. 

[lilwriter85]

Kellyanne Conway tweeted this.

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Kellyanne Conway‏ @KellyannePolls 22h22 hours ago

.@POTUS will make history as first President to deliver live video remarks (from Rose Garden) to #MarchforLife, now in its 45th year. #ProLife #thankyou

 

 

From March for Life's twitter page. Using fictional characters in protest signs is just ugh.

 

[Carm_88]

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2018/01/15/justin-trudeau-takes-heat-from-us-right-wing-on-abortion-stance.html

This is in my news feed, I mean appropriate given March for Life time. The language in there. Ugh  

[HereticHick]

POTUS is speaking live from the Rose Garden?? Because he's too lazy for his fat ass to travel the equivalent of 3-4 blocks to the speaking site?

Aaaand--he doesn't want to meet any protestors.

[PennySycamore]

The Great Orange Shitstain is such a fucking hypocrite.  When Marla Maples got pregnant with Tiffany, he really wanted for her to get an abortion.  I do wonder how many abortions his many girlfriends have had.  He only cares about abortion because it's something his base cares about.  Personally he doesn't give a damn.

ETA: @Nikedagain?, thank you from the bottom of my heart for your invaluable and courageous service as a clinic escort!

[pook]

9 minutes ago, PennySycamore said:

The Great Orange Shitstain is such a fucking hypocrite.  When Marla Maples got pregnant with Tiffany, he really wanted for her to get an abortion.  I do wonder how many abortions his many girlfriends have had.  He only cares about abortion because it's something his base cares about.  Personally he doesn't give a damn.

ETA: @Nikedagain?, thank you from the bottom of my heart for your invaluable and courageous service as a clinic escort!

Everything you said above.   All of it!  @Nikedagain?  Love you like I love JRod's FB friend Carol.

@Carm_88 I am so trying not to click on that article for sanity sake.

Please someone kick me out of this thread for my mental health.  Please?

[EmiGirl]

I will say it again:

I will gladly eat a sock if someone can prove he has never ever paid for or offered to pay for an abortion. 

[Ozlsn]

On 18/01/2018 at 2:35 AM, HereticHick said:

Will the Duggars get back from Australia in time to parade miracle babie Josie around Fayettteville?

Oh what, they're here?! Please tell me this isn't a mission trip...

On 18/01/2018 at 12:55 PM, Nikedagain? said:

I'm an escort at our local clinic. I LOATHE these people with the heat of a thousand suns. I have taken my daughter with me, because I am passionate about the reproductive health and the rights of young people with disabilities. (and sometimes there is no sitter!) The protesters get especially nasty about her being there. She thinks it's funny (she has autism). I think she thinks they're clownish and there to entertain.

But all lives are valuable and precious to them, right? 

Hypocrites.

I'm glad they're not upsetting to her and hope she continues to see them as clowns.

[WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?]

Well, that's awkward...

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[artdecades]

On 1/18/2018 at 10:46 AM, HereticHick said:

POTUS is speaking live from the Rose Garden?? Because he's too lazy for his fat ass to travel the equivalent of 3-4 blocks to the speaking site?

Aaaand--he doesn't want to meet any protestors.

according to Fire and Fury, Trump is terrified of being poisoned. I would imagine that extends to other types of attempted bodily harm. Scaredy cat.

 

 

[mydoggoskeeper]

Sadly, its a beautiful day here in DC.  I have a dinner downtown tonight and might run into a few of the protesters.  

[PumaLover]

I really wanted to go to the women's March in San Francisco. But, broken leg and no one has offered to push me around in my wheelchair. Maybe next year. I'm looking forward to all the pictures!

[Terrie]

I always want to show up to these things with a mobile blood donation vehicle and set up a sign with the old Red Cross motto "give the gift of life" and see how many pro-lifers are willing to donate. 

[NotQuiteMotY]

10 minutes ago, Terrie said:

I always want to show up to these things with a mobile blood donation vehicle and set up a sign with the old Red Cross motto "give the gift of life" and see how many pro-lifers are willing to donate. 

"But I'm scared of needles!" Or something akin. Funny how so many of these people will not understand bodily autonomy even while claiming it. (Seriously, though, that's an awesome idea. If anybody does go for it, more blood for patients!)

[dramallama]

 

2 hours ago, Terrie said:

I always want to show up to these things with a mobile blood donation vehicle and set up a sign with the old Red Cross motto "give the gift of life" and see how many pro-lifers are willing to donate. 

Why stop there?  If they believe women should be forced to donate their entire bodies to incubate the "pre-born" because LIFE ABOVE ALL ELSE surely they'd all be thrilled to sign up for the bone marrow donation registry and maybe even offer a kidney or a chunk of liver?  

[WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?]

17 hours ago, WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo? said:

Well, that's awkward...

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Awkward and persistent. 

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[Destiny]

6 minutes ago, WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo? said:

Awkward and persistent. 

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Just sit back and grin at the wasted money on advertising when you see stuff like that. I do. *evil grin*

[WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?]

2 minutes ago, Destiny said:

Just sit back and grin at the wasted money on advertising when you see stuff like that. I do. *evil grin*

I think the only inappropriate ad that's ever really floored me was a pro-Trump ad during the election. I'm glad they wasted money, but it definitely proved the limits of current technology to me. (I suppose the "equal air time" thing might have played into that one.)