Jump to content
IGNORED

Chelsy and John Maxwell 3: Will There Be a Welcome Home Party?


Coconut Flan

Recommended Posts

5 minutes ago, EmmieJ said:

Also, I now have "Scroteeeeee, .... scroteeeeee, ... scroteeee and the nads" as an earworm.

Me too.  I think we have grounds for a class action lawsuit!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 609
  • Created
  • Last Reply
On ‎1‎/‎12‎/‎2018 at 6:41 PM, OhNoNike said:

He looks like one of MC Hammers backup dancers.

edit, picture:

3B6263ED-20C6-4015-B802-4C94D8CCA75B.png

Speaking of MC hammer. Steve's sperm is "Too legit to quit".

Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 hours ago, Ozlsn said:

"U can't touch this!"

Nor do I want to. *shudders*

Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 1/12/2018 at 5:22 PM, Jasmar said:

The “normal” wide stance is a power stance. They do it to project power and strength, all those masculine thingz. But being fundies, if a little wide stance is good, a lot of wide stance is great, and hence we get classic shots like the Tool.

I just assumed that in a post-Larry-Craig world they were proactively documenting that they have a naturally wide stance in case they were arrested for soliciting sex in a public washroom.

For anyone who doesn't recognize the name Larry Craig,   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal

Link to comment
Share on other sites

According to a comment on the last blog post, John and Chelsy are still not back from their honeymoon. It’s been more than 2 weeks so I’m glad they’ve had quite some time to be just the 2 of them, without any family dropping by or something. 

And I hope Chelsy gave John a good time on his birthday :output_eeMbjt:

lmao I’ll show myself to the prayer closet now

Link to comment
Share on other sites

7 hours ago, VBOY9977 said:

According to a comment on the last blog post, John and Chelsy are still not back from their honeymoon. It’s been more than 2 weeks so I’m glad they’ve had quite some time to be just the 2 of them, without any family dropping by or something. 

And I hope Chelsy gave John a good time on his birthday :output_eeMbjt:

lmao I’ll show myself to the prayer closet now

By letting him sleep in, scheduling a whole day of “free time”, and handing him the whole box of animal crackers with an ice cold Pepsi?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Since Cassidy and Carolina are both pregnant and due one day apart in July, how far behind will Chelsy be? I'm thinking she will be due in the fall sometime before her first wedding anniversary. My guess is October.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I don‘t see an announcement on the blog or instagram - where did you get Cassidys pregnancy from?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

8 minutes ago, Smash! said:

I don‘t see an announcement on the blog or instagram - where did you get Cassidys pregnancy from?

The Bowers family blog. I'm guessing the Bontragers will announce soon but they are on the road. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 1/13/2018 at 8:02 PM, lilith said:

Their kiss was precious AND adorable!

And barely legal since Taylor was just out of diapers.

On 1/19/2018 at 8:14 AM, JermajestyDuggar said:

Since Cassidy and Carolina are both pregnant and due one day apart in July, how far behind will Chelsy be? I'm thinking she will be due in the fall sometime before her first wedding anniversary. My guess is October.

Yeah, she is already pregnant.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Surely the newlyweds are home by now.

Come on Sarah, stop lazing around enjoying your scheduled birthday break from blogging and binging on your mini chocolate bars. We want to see the sign on the door (will it be drawn by the cousins or “lettered” by Mary?”. The bunch of balloons. The grinning Maxwell sisters posing awkwardly as they help the newlyweds move in. The dinner hosted at Maxhell HQ on their first night back (what delicacy will Anna come up with?). We need to see John and Chelsy on their new lounge surrounded by all the little cousins, babies perched on each of their laps, and to hear just how much Chelsy LOVES babies. We need to hear about how precious the new couple is and how well they are settling into John’s house!

Or will Chelsy just appear in the pics of their Roe v Wade commemorations like she’s always been there?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

maybe their welcome-back-to-the-fathership dinner will be a new twist on macaroni and cheese--with bacon bits on top.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Chelsy is definitely already pregnant. I expect an announcement in 3 weeks.

 

In Touch Weekly writers must be lurking FreeJinger since they randomly wrote about the Bontrager family.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

16 minutes ago, luv2laugh said:

Chelsy is definitely already pregnant. I expect an announcement in 3 weeks.

 

In Touch Weekly writers must be lurking FreeJinger since they randomly wrote about the Bontrager family.

Really? Wtf? I’m probably one of the biggest Bontrager obsessive out there but I would never expect interest in them from a mainstream gossip rag. The Christian music press, yes. The far right political press, yes. But In  Touch bloody Weekly? Off to find this article.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

20 minutes ago, luv2laugh said:

Chelsy is definitely already pregnant. I expect an announcement in 3 weeks.

 

Probably is, although I think she will wait until the end of the first trimester to announce.  I predict no announcement until Easter, err...Resurrection Sunday...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/the-bontrager-family-151796

If they have been lurking here they need to lurk more.

They didn’t mention that Carolina and Cassidy are sisters, they didn’t mention Cassidy’s pregnancy and they seem to imply that the married kids still live at home.

And the huge difference between the Bontragers and the Bates/Duggars is that the Bontragers don’t have a TV show. That’s why mainstream gossip rags write about the Duggars and Bates and only lunatics like us care about the Bontragers. Very odd article. I actually suspect the writer found out about the Duggar/Bontrager connection when Duggar Family Blog did a post about it then skimmed here to fill the piece out. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Any one of us could have thrown that article together in 5 minutes.

No mention of how multiple Bontrager kids have won tens of thousands of dollars at the National Bible Bee--and one was on the televised quiz show as well. A couple of minutes of Googling would have revealed that, and would have been a juicey tidbit for the article.

 

Also, Chelsy has been pictured in jeans while vacationing--on the Bontrager family blog, so the "skirts only" thing is not entirely accurate.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

New post on the Bontrager instagram. John + Chelsy are home and opening their wedding gifts! Will we get a picture by picture one-up on the Maxwell blog tomorrow? Only time will tell.

148bf2616f44d54cedad4bef3d93be54.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

They seem happy and relaxed.  There is contentment in John's eyes that I don't recall ever seeing before.  (One can imagine why...) but seriously - he looks better than he ever has.  She does as well. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Scooped again, Steve!

Frankly, I think both families have been a little slow in providing details with this whole engagement and wedding thing.  I do hope they each step up their game for the homecoming and gift opening. I mean, the anticipation is KILLING ME and I don't know how much longer I can take this. 

I know Steve abhors competition but I think the Bontrager blog is just what he needs  to make it acceptable in his eyes. I look forward to this fundie one-upmanship!! 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 hours ago, fellowunfundie said:

New post on the Bontrager instagram. John + Chelsy are home and opening their wedding gifts! Will we get a picture by picture one-up on the Maxwell blog tomorrow? Only time will tell.

148bf2616f44d54cedad4bef3d93be54.jpg

Oh Rufus is Stud John gonna be like Prissy Chris and Smug Joe and have his arm around Judgy Chelsy in every same picture?  I hope not.  He does look more happy, relaxed, and healthy.  Sex will do that to ya.

2 hours ago, fellowunfundie said:

New post on the Bontrager instagram. John + Chelsy are home and opening their wedding gifts! Will we get a picture by picture one-up on the Maxwell blog tomorrow? Only time will tell.

148bf2616f44d54cedad4bef3d93be54.jpg

Oh Rufus is Stud John gonna be like Prissy Chris and Smug Joe and have his arm around Judgy Chelsy in every same picture?  I hope not.  He does look more happy, relaxed, and healthy.  Sex and good cooking will do that to ya.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

He’s not clutching her the way the other two guys do their wives. I think he was just leaning in to be close and needed to put his hand somewhere. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Coconut Flan locked this topic

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.



×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.