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Kitty Sherlock Jesus Holmes

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So that's why fundies don't want women wearing pants. Not only are they associated with the women's rights movement, plus those godless French, but GASP! Only men have dicks to showcase!

I have to admit I'm a bit surprised fundy men haven't tried to bring back codpieces.

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AtroposHeart Family Values Conspiracy Shouting Nutball

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So that's why fundies don't want women wearing pants. Not only are they associated with the women's rights movement, plus those godless French, but GASP! Only men have dicks to showcase!

I have to admit I'm a bit surprised fundy men haven't tried to bring back codpieces.

Doug would love the return of codpieces.

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SamuraiKatz Joining the Herd

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And tight pants/leggings to showcase his "manly calves."

Ah cod pieces and tight leggings....that was done 20 years ago by the Rb/Funk group Cameo. The lead singer Larry Blackmon. I get the giggles thinking about Dougie in Blackmon's outfit...Can't find a photo of him in said outfit so a link to the music video will have to do..

I am SO dating myself! :lol:

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clibbyjo Drinking the Tater Tot Kool-Aid

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Ah cod pieces and tight leggings....that was done 20 years ago by the Rb/Funk group Cameo. The lead singer Larry Blackmon. I get the giggles thinking about Dougie in Blackmon's outfit...Can't find a photo of him in said outfit so a link to the music video will have to do..

I am SO dating myself! :lol:

That is Levar Burton at the beginning of that Cameo video! I remember that song well, so I am dating myself too.

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keeperrox Releasing Idiots into the World

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OMG, I have spent the past 2 hours reading a bunch of different articles on Cracked, while my husband watches football. Thanks!

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tehgoobster Bodily Fluid Performance Artist

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OMG, I have spent the past 2 hours reading a bunch of different articles on Cracked, while my husband watches football. Thanks!

OT, but I absolutely LOVE that website. Their articles are hilarious, but they're also pretty informative and interesting, too!

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Kaylee Having the Dominant Uterus

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OMG, I have spent the past 2 hours reading a bunch of different articles on Cracked, while my husband watches football. Thanks!

Same here. I end up doing that every time one of my friends posts something from Cracked on facebook, too.

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Bookworm Fifty Shades of Jesus

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Same here. I end up doing that every time one of my friends posts something from Cracked on facebook, too.

Me three. Or when someone links The Oatmeal. :ugeek:

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Bookworm89 Fifty Shades of Jesus

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That was a great article! Except I definitely don't want Dougie ever seeing. I don't want the bad mental image of him in tight/codpiece to be real and I don't want him tainting a kilt with his body.

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Wolfie Steely Defender of FJ Purity

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Doug would love the return of codpieces.

I go to an annual Celtic festival, I get to see both codpieces and kilts.... Kind of nice that it's a bit of a hippie festival too, so the fundie types tend to stay far away from it.

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