Mike Huckabee

[Cartmann99]

59 minutes ago, onekidanddone said:

Isn't Fuckabee rather Duggerish?  Watching him get polluted might be fun. Drinking all the Jesus grape juice

Huckabee thinks drinking, swearing, and being gay are "lifestyle choices" :

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Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee says expecting Christians to accept same-sex marriage is "like asking someone who's Jewish to start serving bacon-wrapped shrimp in their deli."

He also called homosexuality part of a lifestyle, like drinking and swearing.

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"People can be my friends who have lifestyles that are not necessarily my lifestyle. I don't shut people out of my circle or out of my life because they have a different point of view," Huckabee told CNN's Dana Bash, while deflecting a question about whether he believes being gay is a choice.

"I don't drink alcohol, but gosh -- a lot of my friends, maybe most of them, do. You know, I don't use profanity, but believe me, I've got a lot of friends who do. Some people really like classical music and ballet and opera -- it's not my cup of tea," Huckabee said.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/01/politics/huckabee-gay-marriage/index.html

I'll give him credit for being savvy enough to realize that he will sell more cabins if the cruise has alcohol available. The ship does have WiFi available, so odds are some of the guests will be drinking and watching porn on Huckabee's cruise. 

[GrumpyGran]

15 hours ago, Cartmann99 said:

The ship does have WiFi available, so odds are some of the guests will be drinking and watching porn on Huckabee's cruise. 

Wait, is Ted Cruz going?

[onekidanddone]

On 9/17/2017 at 11:27 AM, GrumpyGran said:

Wait, is Ted Cruz going?

Senator Wide Stance Craig is going to get is own personal bathroom, because you know. 

[GrumpyGran]

6 minutes ago, onekidanddone said:

Senator Wide Stance Craig is going to get is own personal bathroom, because you know. 

How will he lure people in? He doesn't like to be in the bathroom alone.

[Cartmann99]

I know you folks don't want to miss the big premiere:

Jackass Orange wants all of his fans to be sure and watch:

 

[GreyhoundFan]

@Cartmann99 -- looks like "Must NOT See TV". I have long been a fan of Three Dog Night, and have always missed Chuck performing with them, but now I'm not sorry he hasn't been included for years, if he's going to pal around with Fuckabee.

[Cartmann99]

I'm still rolling my eyes about this part of Trump's interview with Huckabee:

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President Donald Trump sat down with an unabashed fan for an interview that was aired on Saturday and it included lots of strange moments. In one of the biggest eyebrow-raising moments, the president told his press secretary’s father that the word fake was “one of the greatest” terms he has come up with in his political life. “The media is—really, the word, I think one of the greatest of all terms I've come up with is 'fake’," Trump told former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee during the premiere of his show Huckabee on Christian television network TBN. "I guess other people have used it, perhaps, over the years, but I've never noticed it."

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/10/08/trump_is_very_proud_of_himself_for_coming_up_with_the_term_fake.html

 

Edited October 8, 2017 by Cartmann99
Added video

[GrumpyGran]

15 minutes ago, Cartmann99 said:

I'm still rolling my eyes about this part of Trump's interview with Huckabee:

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/10/08/trump_is_very_proud_of_himself_for_coming_up_with_the_term_fake.html

 

"I make all of the words, not just the best ones but all of them. The most beautiful,well, all of them, more people are now saying that I have made the very best words, all the ones that everyone loves. Big, tremendous, just beautiful words. I made them all, you know it's true that Obama never made any words. Eight years and he never made any words!"

[Audrey2]

18 minutes ago, GrumpyGran said:

"I make all of the words, not just the best ones but all of them. The most beautiful,well, all of them, more people are now saying that I have made the very best words, all the ones that everyone loves. Big, tremendous, just beautiful words. I made them all, you know it's true that Obama never made any words. Eight years and he never made any words!"

Actually, that's true. Obama already spoke English fluently. Trump speaks Trumpese...

[Cartmann99]

"Seoul Man"?!? Hucksterbee's Twitter feed is like being tied to a chair and forced to watch a Hee-Haw marathon.

[onekidanddone]

1 hour ago, Cartmann99 said:

"Seoul Man"?!? Hucksterbee's Twitter feed is like being tied to a chair and forced to watch a Hee-Haw marathon.

No. Just no.  It would be physically painful to see that. 

[GrumpyGran]

4 hours ago, onekidanddone said:

No. Just no.  It would be physically painful to see that. 

This was a joke, right?

[GreyhoundFan]

Just in case someone forgot his daughter "works" in the WH:

[GrumpyGran]

13 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Just in case someone forgot his daughter "works" in the WH:

What the everlovin' fuck? I'll admit, I'm a dinosaur. I prefer to have my personal conversations with my child on the phone, with only the two of us involved.

Why does this attention whore think that the world want to see him begging for gifts from his daughter? Does she really need to be publicly reminded that she has a husband and kids? Maybe.

Hey, dickhead, everybody already knows your daughter is the press secretary. Believe me, we know. Shut up, get off twitter, it never works well for you because you are not good at humor and you are very obvious with your self-promotion.

[47of74]

Fuckabee came out this afternoon with this dumbass tweet.

And of course Fuckabee is getting his ass handed to him by the Twitters;

Also this;

And of course ol' Josh Duggar got a mention...

 

[fraurosena]

I particularly liked this reaction to Fuckabee's tweet:

 

[AmazonGrace]

They are like two peas in a pod.

Trump:

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Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Nazi rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, this island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.

Churchill:
 

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I am not putting anybody on a moral plane. You had a group on one side and the other and they came at each other with clubs and it was vicious and horrible. It was a horrible thing to watch. There is another side. There was a group on this side, you can call them the left. You have just called them the left, that came violently attacking the other group. You can say what you want. That's the way it is.

I think there is blame on both sides. You look at both sides. I think there is blame object both on both sides. I have no doubt about it. You don't have doubt about it either. If you reported it accurately, you would say that the neo-Nazis started this thing. They showed up in Charlottesville. Excuse me. They didn't put themselves down as neo-Nazis. You had some very bad people in that group. You also had some very fine people on both sides. You had people in that group -- excuse me, excuse me. I saw the same pictures as you did. You had people in that group that were there to protest the taking down, of to them, a very, very important statue and the renaming of a park from Robert E. Lee to another name.

 

 

[fraurosena]

2 hours ago, AmazonGrace said:

They are like two peas in a pod.

Trump:

Churchill:
 

 

*whispers* Psst, @AmazonGrace, I think you mixed up who said what...

[AmazonGrace]

1 minute ago, fraurosena said:

*whispers* Psst, @AmazonGrace, I think you mixed up who said what...

They are so hard to tell apart.

[47of74]

Yeah Fuckabee messed up;

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People on Twitter have Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s back.

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (R) tweeted a tasteless joke over the weekend about the 84-year-old justice’s decision not to attend President Donald Trump’s first State of the Union address on Tuesday:

He also spelled her surname wrong.

Needless to say, Huckabee’s barb did not go down well on Twitter. Even Rep. Carlos Curbelo (R-Fla.) called it “despicable” and “tasteless”:

 

[GrumpyGran]

40 minutes ago, 47of74 said:

Yeah Fuckabee messed up;

 

Seriously? First, you're making a snide "joke" about a woman. An older woman. Yeah, we know that you're mad at her because she won't get out of your way. But joking about her possibly having a medical condition? There are people who have to use CPAP machines. What does her falling asleep have to do with people who have sleep apnea? Moron, people with sleep apnea don't fall asleep all the time. That would be people with narcolepsy.

Once again Huckster, you are not good at humor, stop it!

[Rosalie]

2 hours ago, GrumpyGran said:

Seriously? First, you're making a snide "joke" about a woman. An older woman. Yeah, we know that you're mad at her because she won't get out of your way. But joking about her possibly having a medical condition? There are people who have to use CPAP machines. What does her falling asleep have to do with people who have sleep apnea? Moron, people with sleep apnea don't fall asleep all the time. That would be people with narcolepsy.

Once again Huckster, you are not good at humor, stop it!

Mhm. I do have narcolepsy, and I can tell you it is not a walk in the park... And not something to joke about. 

Even if she doesn’t have a medical condition, the joke is tasteless. Everybody can accidentally fall asleep like that. On the top of my head, I remember royalties and politicians doing this the latest years. It can be as easy as too heavy workload lately combined with sleeplessness. Add a boring speech and maybe a room that’s a little bit too warm or too dark, and -bam- 10 secs of sleep... Remember reading that H Clinton told her trick to stay awake. It was to pinch herself in the thin skin on the underarm. Causes enough pain to stay awake.

Edited January 30, 2018 by Rosalie

[47of74]

1 hour ago, Rosalie said:

Mhm. I do have narcolepsy, and I can tell you it is not a walk in the park... And not something to joke about. 

Even if she doesn’t have a medical condition, the joke is tasteless. Everybody can accidentally fall asleep like that. On the top of my head, I remember royalties and politicians doing this the latest years. It can be as easy as too heavy workload lately combined with sleeplessness. Add a boring speech and maybe a room that’s a little bit too warm or too dark, and -bam- 10 secs of sleep... Remember reading that H Clinton told her trick to stay awake. It was to pinch herself in the thin skin on the underarm. Causes enough pain to stay awake.

Yeah I remember one time when I worked at a factory and the AC in some of the offices was having "issues."  I went up for a meeting and the heat and I just about did fall asleep.  

[Cartmann99]

On 1/30/2018 at 1:33 PM, GrumpyGran said:

There are people who have to use CPAP machines. What does her falling asleep have to do with people who have sleep apnea?

Huckabee is a jackass, but if someone has sleep apnea and is not receiving treatment for it, then they can fall asleep during the day because they are not getting enough rest at night. 

[WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?]

On 1/30/2018 at 3:08 PM, Rosalie said:

Remember reading that H Clinton told her trick to stay awake. It was to pinch herself in the thin skin on the underarm. Causes enough pain to stay awake.

And here I thought that was my trick.  I first did that in junior high when I hadn't gotten enough sleep and my teacher was being especially boring.