The Hawkins Family

[pook]

5 minutes ago, formergothardite said:

I have a mutual friend with him too! Apparently he friends everyone. He has almost 5,000 friends! 

Ya but only 444 followers, lol

[Howl]

15 minutes ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

Big Red must be regional. It's here in the midwest. We also say Big Red pop instead of soda ;-)

Big Red was invented in Waco, TX in 1937.  Texas usually say soda or soda pop.  This is the ingredients list, although now the cans and bottles prominently claim that it is sweetened with real cane sugar.  

Ingredients

• carbonated water 
• high fructose corn syrup, real cane sugar 
• natural and artificial flavor
• red #40
• citric acid
• caffeine

The diet version, Big Red Zero, is sweetened with sucralose, aspartame, and acesulfame.

[ViolaSebastian]

Ok folks. I have no idea what this is about. No explanation given.

 

[DancingPhalanges]

2 minutes ago, ViolaSebastian said:

Ok folks. I have no idea what this is about. No explanation given.

 

What you need after eating pink weenie gravy over biscuits. 

[ViolaSebastian]

Ok folks, what the hell is a Sharia law compliance banner?

 

 

[Dandruff]

OK folks.

I'm thinking someone may only have one set of grandparents.

Sis Dandruff

[laPapessaGiovanna]

3 minutes ago, ViolaSebastian said:

Ok folks, what the hell is a Sharia law compliance banner?

 

You have too many brain cells to really understand it.

9 minutes ago, ViolaSebastian said:

Ok folks. I have no idea what this is about. No explanation given.

 

it may mean that they're one step over the Naugs.

[Ms. Squishels]

Can anyone tell me to to delete a file (picture) that I was going to attach in another thread?  Changed my mind and it will not go away!!  If I try to respond to anything in that thread, the pictures (attachments) pop back up.

[mango_fandango]

Why why why do these idiots think grifting everything in life is the way to go? It's not even anything to do with poverty if you're begging for expensive stuff. I thought God rewarded those who worked hard and went out to get a living. People like the Rods, Shraders, these idiots etc are just utterly incomprehensible.

Sis mango_fandango 

[MayMay1123]

Ok, freejinger,

i have had a shit two days, actually I've had a shit summer, but the last two days...well. Went to the burial of my cousin today, a Philadelphia police veteran of 38 years. Procession to the cemetery included a police escort of 6 cars and 7 motorcycles. We were towards the very back and the two cars directly in front of us slammed into each other, we missed by inches. Then there was the extremely emotional ceremony, gun salute, taps, flag presentation, the whole shabang. I probably slept about 3 hours last night due to the multitude of meds I'm on...so, yeah, shit days...but this...this Gary dude...he's made my day, hell, he's made my week! I didn't think anyone was possibly more snark worthy than jrod, and he beat  her by a mile or ten. Thank you folks, for making me laugh on a day when I didn't think it was possible...

rufus bless!

sis. May

[Georgiana]

OK folks,

This thread is chock full of TRULY choice weens.  I thank you all.  Also, I made this (I have no idea why), and my coworker asked "What's a good ween?".

I couldn't answer.  I tried, and I started laughing.  

Truly I need more weenie gravy in my life,

Sis. @Georgiana

Spoiler

 

[DancingPhalanges]

@MayMay1123 I am so sorry for your loss. Many hugs sent to you and your family. 

5 minutes ago, Georgiana said:

OK folks,

This thread is chock full of TRULY choice weens.  I thank you all.  Also, I made this (I have no idea why), and my coworker asked "What's a good ween?".

I couldn't answer.  I tried, and I started laughing.  

Truly I need more weenie gravy in my life,

Sis. @Georgiana

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My husband walked in when I was laughing at your info graphic and I just could not explain. 

That is hysterical!!! ISO good weens. 

[Howl]

16 hours ago, ViolaSebastian said:

Ok folks. I have no idea what this is about. No explanation given.

 

It looks like the potty in an RV.....

[Nikedagain?]

18 hours ago, Spanger said:

 

Would you just look at this outfit, tho:

 

Oh Bro.

16 hours ago, ViolaSebastian said:

Ok folks, what the hell is a Sharia law compliance banner?

 

This is the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life. I am so excited to delve into the Hawkinseses. 

[Cleopatra7]

16 hours ago, ViolaSebastian said:

Ok folks, what the hell is a Sharia law compliance banner?

 

Green is the color usually associated with Islam, although black is the preferred color for jihadist groups. Hence, I have no idea why the negative space in the Obama icon represents Islam, unless this guy is just making things up (which he obviously is). 

Sis Cleopatra7

[Seahorse Wrangler]

1 hour ago, Howl said:

I'm utterly gobsmacked.  How does that even work?  But then, why not?

Way the heck back when, I went to a BBQ place that was super crowded, so we went to the beer joint next door to wait for our table.  There were some women in there drinking Big Red soda and beer, mixed together.  It was considered kind of a daring, upscale ladies drink, if that tells you anything about the place. 

Sis Howl

That sounds like a shandy to me.

 

Sis Seahorse.

[Dandruff]

9 minutes ago, Howl said:

It looks like the potty in an RV.....

Maybe he's trying to figure out what it's for?

[Gobsmacked]

1 hour ago, Dandruff said:

OK folks.

I'm thinking someone may only have one set of grandparents.

Sis Dandruff

Ok folks

i am so glad I'm on my own this evening so no-one could hear me laughing maniacally!!

well done Sis Dandruff!

Sis G-S

[Nikedagain?]

Y'ALL!

The Hawkins family ministries headquarters (LOL) is one hour from me. 

If I have enough notice about where they are performing (LOL), I will take one for the team. 

And I have to share this gem from the "About Us" section:

Trying to pick up pieces of broken marriages and divorce, we both were victims from fornication, raising our children to lean on GOD whatever the circumstances.

 

So...

[General Jinjur]

Ok weens,

@Georgiana LOL! That's some really good weens.

@MayMay1123 I'm so sorry for your loss. I wish I could express my condolences in a post that isn't full of weens, but FJ likes to merge posts.

I love how on their website the "biographies" section is just a picture of each family member next to a Bible verse. Those aren't biographies Gary!

Sis Jinjur

[TeddyBonkers]

Ok, folks,

I make gravy (with real flour) every weekend. At least I assume it's real flour. I go to the real store, pay real money for it, store it in a real pantry.

Where Bro Hawkins and I part ways is on what goes in the gravy. Every self-respecting Southerner knows that it should be sausage. With plenty of pepper. Jesus wept.

Sis Bonkers

[DancingPhalanges]

Ok folks

This confuses me so much. 

Spoiler

In the words of my avatar. 

Spoiler

 There is so much hateful stuff on his FB. I'll have to finish my wine before I look anymore. Maybe Jill R. will show up and give us a break. 

Sis. Dancing Phalanges 

[Coy Koi]

I'm so proud that the Hawkinses have finally gotten the attention they deserve here.  I've been trying to make G-Haw happen for months! For those who missed it, here's the first post I shared:

Cool story, bro.

And here's one of his nasty posts with comments:

Spoiler

 

 

It BIBLE, y'all.

And this one is way too long to post it all, but there's a very epic fight in the comments here. Click on the FB symbol and see it, it's great fun.

He is really a nasty piece of work.

 

[mango_fandango]

OK y'all,

This is appearing more and more to be like a parody. It HAS to be. Nobody is this fucking crazy.

Sis mango_fandango

[jegfile]

Not the most fascinating thing about Bro Gary but it got me curious... to get GOLD in Plexus, you only need 6 people to sign up under you? I thought you would need to sell a certain amount AND have the people below you sell a certain amount. Makes Jill R.'s achievement of reaching gold far less impressive...