Kayleigh McEnany: Press Secretary Number Four

[Cartmann99]

 

 

[Cartmann99]

 

[GreyhoundFan]

[GreyhoundFan]

Kayleigh has to Kayleigh:

[thoughtful]

Look, Kayleigh made an accidental pun. Feet - sole!

Like a stopped clock being right twice a day, sometimes a shit-for-brains can be unintentionally funny.

[SassyPants]

I thought she was a genius? Clearly, not...feet-

[GreyhoundFan]

She has the most selective memory:

 

[Cartmann99]

I didn't think Sarah Palin still got invited to stuff like this.

[GreyhoundFan]

I'm surprised Sarah Sanders, Lauren Boebert, and Marjorie Taylor Greene aren't on the list.

[HerNameIsBuffy]

1 hour ago, Cartmann99 said:

I didn't think Sarah Palin still got invited to stuff like this.

How come I have to age in real time but Sarah can use the same pic for 10+ years?

[GreyhoundFan]

4 minutes ago, HerNameIsBuffy said:

How come I have to age in real time but Sarah can use the same pic for 10+ years?

What about Judge Box O'Whine? That picture has to be 20 years old.

[front hugs > duggs]

5 minutes ago, GreyhoundFan said:

What about Judge Box O'Whine? That picture has to be 20 years old.

I'm not sure. It looks very plastic-y.

[SassyPants]

OMG that lineup. Just a conglomerate of fake saccharine. Do these people even believe the shite that comes out of their mouths? 

[Cartmann99]

1 hour ago, GreyhoundFan said:

I'm surprised Sarah Sanders, Lauren Boebert, and Marjorie Taylor Greene aren't on the list.

Maybe they wanted to be paid actual money for speaking instead of receiving a case of the bubble-gum flavored soda that was used for the backdrop?

[SassyPants]

25 minutes ago, Cartmann99 said:

Maybe they wanted to be paid actual money for speaking instead of receiving a case of the bubble-gum flavored soda that was used for the backdrop?

Wait…didn’t Barbie get her invite? It looks like she designed that backdrop!

[onekidanddone]

8 hours ago, Cartmann99 said:

I didn't think Sarah Palin still got invited to stuff like this.

I see Kimmy ‘THE DREK IS YET TO COME’ is on the lineup. Are noise canceling headphones part of the welcome package?

[front hugs > duggs]

12 hours ago, onekidanddone said:

I see Kimmy ‘THE DREK IS YET TO COME’ is on the lineup. Are noise canceling headphones part of the welcome package?

Not gonna lie, that woman mildly terrifies me. But randomly when I'm going about my business and something good happens, in my head I hear the screaming THE BEST....IS YET...TO COME!!!!!!!!!

[Howl]

 

[SeekingAdventure]

well, now we know it is for the wimminz, because it is pink! No doubt about it!

[Cartmann99]

[onekidanddone]

3 hours ago, Cartmann99 said:

I feel so defrauded 

[Cartmann99]

 

[Howl]

From another tweet on this topic: "The majority of signers of the Declaration of Independence owned slaves, 41 of 56 according to one study."  

and another tweet: "the founding fathers were so famously against slavery that they codified slavery, the 3/5 Compromise, the fugitive slave law, and a law prohibiting the federal government from outlawing slavery into the Constitution."

What an addled little Fox twunt. 

Edited July 6, 2021 by Howl

[Cartmann99]

Saw this in response to her:

 

[Cartmann99]