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Anna, Josh, & the Ever Multiplying M Kids, Part 12: Babywatch Continues


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4 hours ago, Ms Lucy Fur said:

But I love the idea of Anna knocking back a couple of glasses, losing her inhibitions & telling Smugs how she really feels.  We can dream, I guess, but that's a show I would so watch. 

I'd like if Josh had the drink.  Give up this pretension of "God on earth behaviour" that fundies try to sell.  Be human, enjoy.  Have a glass of wine or a beer.

Perhaps without all that stupid indoctrination things might have gone differently in his life.  Maybe there is a shred of hope for the future if they can start living like people instead of like examples.  

Before you all jump straight down my throat.  Before they joined the Cult, they actually worked.   She worked at a fast food place like thousands of other teenagers.  JB probably did something.  They got married as teenagers and they worked together buying and leasing.  Didn't she have a real estate licence at one point?  I know it's not a test of brain power, but she actually took an exam and passed.  The cult took all that away.  The cult never gave the kids a chance.   They were probably that nice young couple next door, with a little boy in a stroller going for a walk. 

The cult turned them in Boob and J'chelle.  That can't have always been this odious.  All of that, and the entire chance of their children gone, perverted by Gothard.

 

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5 hours ago, SilverBeach said:

We have discussed this quite a bit. It's up to the court, not Josh, whether he would have to leave the house or not. But a separation is never going to happen anyway. Guaranteed vanilla sex is better than none at all (Josh), and in their system, a piece of husband is better than none at all (Anna).

But you're banking on the court being involved. A lot of time in these religious situations, it's all just done on verbal agreements and whatnot. I agree that it's a moot point though, because I never see it happening. 

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10 hours ago, Ms Lucy Fur said:

But I love the idea of Anna knocking back a couple of glasses, losing her inhibitions & telling Smugs how she really feels.  We can dream, I guess, but that's a show I would so watch. 

And then acting out the lyrics from Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats." I would love a fundie remake of that music video.

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46 minutes ago, tabitha2 said:

I believe they would have used Joshua on the first son if they were going to use it all. 

Not necessarily. If you look at Ma and Pa Duggar, they waited until James to name one after Jim Bob. There were 7 boys to name before he came along.

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6 hours ago, HarryPotterFan said:

And then acting out the lyrics from Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats." I would love a fundie remake of that music video.

That song drives me bananas. Don't carve your name into the seats when you're vandalizing his truck!!! Plausible deniability!!!

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Ugh I didn't know M was for Michelle; that's kind of creepy. I haven't joined in the birth pool yet so here goes:

Mark David

9 lbs 2oz

 

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M Kid Number 5 Birth Pool

Names:

Gabriel Matthew- shock928 (wildcard)

James Robert “Little Jim Bob”- Mela99

Maccabee Joshua- Lurker

Machiah- aprilx(2)

Machias- Lizzybet

Machiavelli- onekidanddone

Macon- IReallyAmHopewell(4)

Madison Ashley-  Glasgowghril, twoanddone

Maddox- ihaveanexamintwodays

Magruder- Georgiana

Makepeace-Snarkangel Gabriel

Malachi- singsingsing, clueless, mango_fandango, bananabread, aprilx, IReallyAmHopewell(2)

Malachi Daniel- WiseGirl

Malachi Joshua- MayMay1123

Malachi Nathaniel- eveandadam

Malachi Robert- Dogalog

Malakai Joshua- Million Children for Jesus (1)

Malcolm- ihaveaneamintwodays, Gillyweed

Malcolm Garrett- Taylurker

Malcolm Joshua- SassyPants

Manasseh Joshua- hollyandivy

Mannis- MadeItOut(1)

Manuel Christopher- freshlemonade

Mark- TeamDeFraudinSquad

Mark David- PainfullyAware

Mark Isaiah- tsukinokawa

Marmaduke JimBob- SapphireSlytherin

Marshall Joshua- Berty K

Martin- singsingsing (wildcard), VelociRapture(3), albanuadh_1(2)

Martin James- Markie, Melissa1977

Martin Robert- Kelsey (2)

Marvin- Greendoor

Martyn- MadeItOut(2)

Mason- Markie(3), ihaveanexamintwodays, singsingsing, VelociRapture (1), nickelodeon, MayTheWilberforceBeWithYou, IReallyAmHopewell(3)

Mason Daniel- Rachel333

Mason James- Berta McGee

Mason Joshua- pook, Jatalie1996 JDuggs          

Mason Robert- Kelsey, HRM1216 (2)

Mathias Joshua- wikinggirl, Ding Dong Duggar

Matthias- KelseyAnn

Matthias Daniel- tabitha2

Matthew- Markie(2), singsingsing, HarleyQuinn, albanuadh_1(1), JordynDarby5, Daisy0322, frugalitymom, AlwaysExcited, TeamDefraudinSquad(2), IReallyAmHopewell (1), JMO, ihaveanexamintwodays

Matthew Asher- Chewing Gum

Matthew Caleb- Million Children For Jesus(1)

Matthew David- VixenToast

Matthew Dobson- Dandruff

Matthew Hosea- The Wanderer

Matthew Isaiah- SorenaJ, anaandrade

Matthew Jacob- Sydney Fox

Matthew James- sadiZ, VeryNikeSeamstress, ChunkyBarbie, Kaylo

Matthew John- NewSeasonOfLife

Matthew Joseph- RhythmicSkater

Matthew Joshua- JermajestyDuggar, anjulibai, Glasgowghirl, jerkit, viii, HRM1216. TuringMachine, Phoenix, kachuu, albireo, Chicken bones

Matthew Lee- RosyDaisy

Matthew Keller- purjolok84

Matthew Micah- ExposedKnees

Matthew Noah- Miggy

Matthew Paul- AlwaysExcited (1)

Matthew Rene- purjolok84(1)

Matthew Robert- marmalade, VelociRapture, mango_fandango, adidas, season of life, AlwaysExcited(2)

Matthew Thomas- Fluffypaws

Matthew Zachary- Million Children For Jesus (3)

Maurice Luke- Teacup

Maxon James- Chicken bones

Maverick- Honeysuckle

Max- onekidanddone

Maxwell Joshua- MotherOfDragons

Maxwell Robert- Glasgowghirl  

Mea Culpa- CinnaJen

Megatron- MadeItOut(3)

Melchizedek- Audrey2

Melvin Issac- itqitc

Mepibostheth- Audrey2

Merrick John- Quiver Full of Kittens

Meshach- KnittingOwl

Messiah Joshua- Jane M.

Metatron- MadeItOut(3 actually but I’m leaving Megatron because it tickles my funny bone! :P )

Methuselah- Audrey2

Micah- KelseyAnn (2), candygirl200413

Micah Keller- Ms Lucy Fur

Micah Matthew- shock928

Miles- singsingsing (wildcard), JoyJoy

Miles Gabriel- Suz8710

Milo-  So-Virgin-It-Hurts

Mingus- TeddyBonkers

Mitchell- IREallyAmHopewell(5)

Mitchell Robert- Gobsmacked

Mobert Mame- Pasta

Monroe Joshua- jegfile

Morgan Clement- habert

Morgan Freeman- dpndetfarm

Mortimer Chance- Hortense Peyrac

Moses- Carm_88, VelociRapture (2), Georgiana

Moshe Joshua- OyToTheVey, Jaedzia

Myles Joshua- TeaGrannie

Nathaniel Daniel- MissKnowItAll

Phoenix Robert- neurogirl

Robert- Bad Wolf

William Matthew- NeverBeenKissed

William Zachery- MissKnowItAll

 

Date:

July 19th- season of life

July 20th- AlwaysExcited

July 21st- Miggy

July 24th- NewSeasonOfLife

July 25th- eveandadam, hollyandivy

July 27th- Fluffypaws, jegfile

July 28th- Million Children For Jesus, CinnaJen

July 29th- Taylurker

July 30th- Quiver Full of Kittens, Chicken bones

July 31st- Vixen Toast, kachuu, Berta McGee

August 1st- The Wanderer, tabitha2

August 2nd- habert, adidas, Honeysuckle, ExposedKnees, SassyPants

August 3rd- Jatalie1996, MayMay112, OyToTheVey

August 4th- Kelsey, wikinggirl, ihaveanexamintwodays

August 5th- sadiZ, Hortense Peyrac, JoyJoy

August 6th- JMO

Late Night August 5th/Early August 6th- VeryNikeSeamstress

Late Night August 6th/Early August 7th- MadeItOut

August 7th- Markie, freshlemonade, Daisy0322, WiseGirl, Jaedzia

August 8th- JDuggs, Gobsmacked, viii, pook (2:11am), TuringMachine, candygirl200413, Sydney Fox, Ding Dong Duggar

August 9th- aprilx, RosyDaisy

August 10th- anaandrade, Lurker, TeamDefraudinSquad, TeaGrannie

August 11th- JordynDarby5, Gillyweed, TeamDefraudinSquad, Jane M

August 12th- neurogirl, Kaylo

August 13th- MissKnowItAll, Suz8710

August 14th- JermajestyDuggar, Lizzybet

August 15th- itqitc, So-Virgin-It-Hurts, albanuadh_1, SapphireSlytherin

August 16th- HRM1216

August 17th- Bad Wolf

August 18th- dpndetfarm

August 19th- Rachel333, SorenaJ, ChunkyBarbie

August 20th- Phoenix

August 21st at 2am- KelseyAnn

August 22nd- Carm_88

August 24th- MayTheWilberforceBeWithYou

August 27th- tsukinokawa

August 28th- anjulibai

September 3rd- Chewing Gum

September 5th- frugalitymom

 

Weight

7lbs 3oz- viii

7lbs 6oz- OyToTheVey

7lbs 7oz- MissKnowItAll, Jaedzia

7lbs 8oz- MadeItOut, WiseGirl, candygirl200413

7lbs 9oz- jerkit, pook

7lbs 12oz- Quiver Full of Kittens, Berta McGee

7lbs 14oz- freshlemonade

7lbs 15oz- Lizzybet

8lbs- JermajestyDuggar, habert, anaandrade, So-Virgin-It-Hurts, albanuadh_1, AlwaysExcited, Jane M., ihaveanexamintwodays

8lbs 1 oz- Rachel33, MayTheWilberforceBeWithYou, HRM1216, CinnaJen, JMO

8lbs 2oz- adidas, Chewing Gum

8lbs 3oz- Daisy0322, Jatalie1996, Gillyweed, Bad Wolf, Gobsmacked, MayMay1123

8 lbs 4oz- Sorenaj, The Wanderer, anjulibai, itqitc, VeryNikeSeamstress, RosyDaisy, Ding Dong Duggar, Kaylo

8lbs 5oz- Carm_88, aprilx, hollyandivy, jegfile, SassyPants

8lbs 6oz- NewSeasonOfLife, Suz8710

8lbs 7oz- dpndetfarm, Sydney Fox

8lbs 8oz- JDuggs, ExposedKnees, TuringMachine, Fluffypaws

8lbs 9oz- Taylurker, TeamDefraudinSquad

8lbs 10oz- Markie, Lurker, season of life, ChunkyBarbie

8lbs 11oz- Million Children For Jesus

8lbs 13oz- TeaGrannie                                           

9lbs 1oz- VixenToast, tabitha2

9lbs 2oz- PainfullyAware

8 pound range- KelseyAnn

 

Length

19 inches- MayTheWilberforceBeWithYou

20 inches- anaandrade, Jane M., ChunkyBarbie, ihaveanexamintwodays, Ding Dong Duggar

20.5 inches- AlwaysExcited, HRM1216

21 inches- The Wanderer, Gobsmacked, Lurker, itqitc, viii, Taylurker, pook, Fluffypaws, Sydney Fox, SassyPants, Kaylo

21.5 inches- Million Children For Jesus

22 inches- Daisy0322, Quiver Full of Kittens, VixenToast

Updated Birth Pool; at this point, it's going to be hard for them to find a name that someone hasn't guessed! :P 

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I've been saying Matthew since the first boy was announced so I'm sticking with Matthew. I figure it has to be right as some point, I mean, the Duggars finally had a Jennifer after a ridiculous amount of girls. Probability, yah know? No idea on when this birth will occur or middle name, but I don't think it will be James just because Michael's middle name is James and I don't think Anna is going to duplicate middle names, especially not this early in the kids.

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I wonder why some fundies do name themes at all? Even if I was going to name eleventy billion children, I wouldn't want to feel restricted by a certain first letter I had vowed only to use. It's kind of silly. My siblings and I don't need matching first names. We are our own individual people. 

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Can I hope for a James Alexander Malcolm Mackynzie Duggar?

<filling out the long long days until this present draughtlander is over>

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On 7/22/2017 at 6:46 PM, ihaveanexamintwodays said:

just realized i never guessed a date - Aug4 is my pick! does anyone remember how long anna's past labors were?

 

Nooo that's my birthday! 

I guess Matthew Joshua born August 10th

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