I don't even know where to start with this family, but here's a rundown:
Dad's a malpractice suit waiting to happen; a blog post he wrote tells people how to cover bruises from corporal punishment
TAM herself doesn't know what part of the world she hates more
Her children rant with both mom and dad
Anti-abortion, pro-life (but, you know, not any kind of enjoyable life), anti-gays, blah blah blah
Carrying on from here: