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47of74

Alex Jones accused NASA of running child slavery operation on Mars

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47of74

Combover Caligula's favorite media asswipe Alex Jones has this crazy theory now;

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/06/30/alex_jones_trump_endorsed_infowars_site_exposes_nasa_s_martian_slave_colony.html

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Unfortunately, the cozy relationship between Jones' operation and the current administration may now be in jeopardy: On Thursday, InfoWars accused NASA—which is part of the executive branch!—of running a slave colony for kidnapped children on Mars.

NASA has denied the allegations, which means Trump is now faces the classic political dilemma of having to take sides in a fight between the government agency he supervises and the friendly media outlet which is accusing that agency of kidnapping children in order to enslave them in space.

You know, Alex, if you don't want people to think you're a reich wing douchenoid and all around asswipe crazy person maybe you should cut back on this horseshit.

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Sobeknofret

As God is my witness, I have no idea what to say to this. All I can think is that maybe it's a good thing he lost his custody battle for his children.

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mango_fandango

Say whaaaaaaaaaaat?

this guy is BATS.

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infooverload

If men in white still came and hauled mentally ill people to the mental ward he'd be first up.

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25 minutes ago, 47of74 said:

Combover Caligula's favorite media asswipe Alex Jones has this crazy theory now;

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/06/30/alex_jones_trump_endorsed_infowars_site_exposes_nasa_s_martian_slave_colony.html

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Unfortunately, the cozy relationship between Jones' operation and the current administration may now be in jeopardy: On Thursday, InfoWars accused NASA—which is part of the executive branch!—of running a slave colony for kidnapped children on Mars.

NASA has denied the allegations, which means Trump is now faces the classic political dilemma of having to take sides in a fight between the government agency he supervises and the friendly media outlet which is accusing that agency of kidnapping children in order to enslave them in space.

You know, Alex, if you don't want people to think you're a reich wing douchenoid and all around asswipe crazy person maybe you should cut back on this horseshit.

Who is pulling whose leg here? 

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Bethella

If Cheeto starts repeating this as fact, can we use it to prove he's bat-shit crazy too and invoke the 25th amendment? (A girl can hope, can't she?)

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purjolok84

Why does someone need that much attention?

I mean, because we know this is false and if we were to ask for proof concerning this, there would be none, am I right?

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Khan

Wasn't this a South Park episode with the slaves being men kept as sperm producers by evil women? Is it a joke?:think:

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Trynn
Wasn't this a South Park episode with the slaves being men kept as sperm producers by evil women? Is it a joke?:think:


I think there was a Star Trek TOS episode with that plotline....

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HarryPotterFan
27 minutes ago, Trynn said:

I think there was a Star Trek TOS episode with that plotline....

 

Maybe he's mixing up NASA and Star Trek/thinks Star Trek is a documentary?

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Jug Band Baby

I wonder sometimes if he's sane.  I'm not making a mental health joke there.  He said in his custody case it's all just an act, but his family disagreed with him, and the judge disagreed enough that he lost all custody.

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WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?
On 7/2/2017 at 8:07 PM, Khan said:

Wasn't this a South Park episode with the slaves being men kept as sperm producers by evil women? Is it a joke?:think:

I'm pretty sure Sliders had an episode like that, except that they had the imprisoned men father children the old-fashioned way. I guess it's a recurring theme in sci-fi. 

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Childless

You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe this.

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CelticGoddess
On July 1, 2017 at 7:51 PM, December said:

And some people will still believe it. :brainbleach:

Same people who believe the moon landing was a hoax and that middle earth is real.  

 

On July 1, 2017 at 10:30 PM, Bethella said:

If Cheeto starts repeating this as fact, can we use it to prove he's bat-shit crazy too and invoke the 25th amendment? (A girl can hope, can't she?)

His followers will start believing it because 45 never lies.  I would love to see 45 pass this off as true.  I mean, we are already an international laughing stock.  Those who are sitting on the fence would have to accept that the man is beyond certifiable.  

3 hours ago, Childless said:

You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe this.

And we have, sadly, seen that special kind of stupid in the US!

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WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?
On 7/1/2017 at 8:30 PM, Bethella said:

If Cheeto starts repeating this as fact, can we use it to prove he's bat-shit crazy too and invoke the 25th amendment? (A girl can hope, can't she?)

Then what do we do about Pence? :my_dodgy:

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Bethella
11 minutes ago, WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo? said:

Then what do we do about Pence? :my_dodgy:

We can hope that as Cheeto is escorted out of the building he'll start ranting and raving about Russia and give us enough evidence to impeach Pence et al.

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LadyCrow1313

Maybe he got confused when reading Stranger In A Strange Land.

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JMarie

NASA is running a kidnapped children slave colony on Mars?  Bravo to NASA for making Mars a livable environment for humans!!!

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anniebgood

I was joking about this with a pilot friend of mine who posted a video of an all white 748 with no markings, at Anchorage. I said this must be the plane NASA sends the people to Mars in to be slaves. Someone replied and said oh no, it's a yellow DC-8, remember that's what LRon Hubbard said took the people here to Teegack to be thetans on human bodies. We all had a big laugh about that. 

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ADoyle90815

The only thing I can say about this is:

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nomoxian

He seems like the kind of person who would say the Earth is flat.

Because he has clearly never met a cat. If this planet really were flat, everything would have been pushed off the edge millenia ago.

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