Counting On: Season Four Part 2

[BlessaYourHeart]

1 minute ago, veron1que said:

I concur? I've never seen black with blue. All the google images show brown with blue suits. 

Me too! All weddings I've been to where the groom and grooms men are in blue/very light navy it's been with brown shoes 

[snickers34]

1 minute ago, Carm_88 said:

DirtyJesus

Derrick? I thought he was HippyJesus.

[Carm_88]

Ben honey, sweetie, *whisper* Austin is older than you. 

[Mayluka]

I just remembered that Austin is older than Ben... interesting.

@Carm_88 jinx! 

[SuhrEnity]

Ben speaking on employment and providing for his wife. Something he knows nothing about 

[Carm_88]

Just now, snickers34 said:

Derrick? I thought he was HippyJesus.

Haha he's both. Some people call him DirtyJesus, some call him Hippie Jesus. I've see D-wreck and Dildick. Derick has his nicknames. But not many fans. 

[nst]

1 minute ago, Carm_88 said:

Ben honey, sweetie, *whisper* Austin is older than you. 

Ben honey sweetie -your wife is older than you 

a cat is older than you 

[bella8050]

Ben and Derick giving Austin props on his work ethic - yep definitely a TLC forced convo.

[veron1que]

4 minutes ago, SuhrEnity said:

Derrick handles that obstacle course like he handles life... upside down and on his ass

This made me spit my tea out, thank you!

[season of life]

Remember all those staged events TLC forced them to do? The handcuffs bit? The etiquette class?

Is Joy not having her shoes so terrible? People seem to be barefoot often at their house.

[SuhrEnity]

1 minute ago, veron1que said:

This made me spit my tea out, thank you!

Praise be!

[nst]

Just now, season of life said:

Remember all those staged events TLC forced them to do? The handcuffs bit? The etiquette class?

Is Joy not having her shoes so terrible? People seem to be barefoot often at their house.

great episodes

but seriously what is up with Jessa - she is debbie downer 

Joy bugs me - it's too forced

[season of life]

Joy, dear, you could have gone barefoot instead of walking down the stairs with one shoe on!

[allthegoodnamesrgone]

Derrick on that obstetrical course is Melman from Madagascar. 

 

 

[nst]

ben and jessa are literally a boring couple all of a sudden 

that conversation about the shoes was priceless 

[KimJongJimBob]

Those shoes look so vile. 

GET SOME DAMN FOOTIE SOCKS.  

ETA: Props to Austin for helping with the shoe hunt. My boyfriend would just tell me to put on different shoes and get in the car. 

[nst]

1 minute ago, season of life said:

Joy, dear, you could have gone barefoot instead of walking down the stairs with one shoe on!

it was a storyline 

 

[divadivine]

14 minutes ago, SuhrEnity said:

Watching Derrick fail at yet another thing in life just made my night. Is there anything he's good at other than being an insufferable human being?

Gagging & puking. He's good at those things. 

[bella8050]

the bottom of Joy's feet - gross! 

[Coconut Flan]

1 minute ago, allthegoodnamesrgone said:

Derrick on that obstetrical course

We could wish someone had taken a real obstetrical course.

Some of the FJ typos are priceless.

[snickers34]

4 minutes ago, bella8050 said:

Ben and Derick giving Austin props on his work ethic - yep definitely a TLC forced convo.

Da fuq? Why would they even bring this up? Are they so oblivious to how laughably useless they are as providers without the show and Boob?

[MarblesMom]

Just now, allthegoodnamesrgone said:

Derrick on that obstetrical course

This is gold.  Yes, he is def on an obstetrical course, whether he likes it or not.... wifey towing him along.

[smuggalert]

claps for Bin for knowing the word "daunting." 

honestly didn't expect him to know words bigger than "neat" or "precious."

[nst]

1 minute ago, snickers34 said:

Da fuq? Why would they even bring this up? Are they so oblivious to how laughably useless they are as providers without the show and Boob?

almost as bad as when Papa V discussed children with them. 

[KeepingChrysanthemum]

In this episode: Jessa's PJs are miraculously found at the TTH showing that the girls definitely had PJs and didn't just sleep in clothes. A shoe pile is designated as the culprit for the frequent barefooted children.

Pro-tip for whomever in TLC reads FJ and then addresses it on the show: that's not really the part we have our main concerns with. 

+5 points for effort. -10 points for execution.