Sarah Huckabee Sanders Version of Covfefe

[front hugs > duggs]

Nah, he just reads the transcript of the Ukraine call over and over and over again.

[JMarie]

Reading other people's tweets doesn't count as reading.

[onekidanddone]

Hey he reads. He reads the chyrons on the bottom of the screen during Flops and Fiend every morning and he reads the Big Mac wrapper every day at lunch

[fraurosena]

C'mon guys, we all know Trump can't read. He scans written things for the only word he recognizes: his own name.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

As usual, Auntie is correct:

 

[GreyhoundFan]

 

[GreyhoundFan]

I've been enjoying perusing the Room Rater. They call the videos with poor up angles a kidnap video. They apparently can't stand SHS. Good taste from the Room Rater.

 

[Cartmann99]

Sarah's written a book:

 

[GreyhoundFan]

A must-not-bother read. I wouldn't want to give any money to her or inflate her sales figures.

[Cartmann99]

1 hour ago, GreyhoundFan said:

A must-not-bother read. I wouldn't want to give any money to her or inflate her sales figures.

I figure one of the patriot Jesus traditional freedom guns liberty family groups will buy a bunch of copies and push her sales up. I'd never seen a picture of her wearing pants before. I honestly thought she was a 'dresses-only' type.

[onekidanddone]

35 minutes ago, Cartmann99 said:

I figure one of the patriot Jesus traditional freedom guns liberty family groups will buy a bunch of copies and push her sales up. I'd never seen a picture of her wearing pants before. I honestly thought she was a 'dresses-only' type.

They’ll buy it but I doubt they will read it.

[Cartmann99]

1 hour ago, onekidanddone said:

They’ll buy it but I doubt they will read it.

Yup. They give them away, and then those people use them as doorstops and such.

[GreyhoundFan]

11 hours ago, Cartmann99 said:

I figure one of the patriot Jesus traditional freedom guns liberty family groups will buy a bunch of copies and push her sales up. I'd never seen a picture of her wearing pants before. I honestly thought she was a 'dresses-only' type.

The RNC will probably buy a bunch of copies, just like they did for Junior's "Daddy, Please Love Me" doorstop. I'm guessing both will soon be in the discount book stores as cut outs.

I was surprised by the pants too. It makes her look almost normal, which is scary.

[GreyhoundFan]

I guess Sarah thought it was April 1st:

 

[GreyhoundFan]

You couldn't make this up. Agent Orange wanted SHS to volunteer to be KJU's side piece:

 

Love the titles:

[fraurosena]

1 hour ago, GreyhoundFan said:

You couldn't make this up. Agent Orange wanted SHS to volunteer to be KJU's side piece:

 

Love the titles:

Wishful thinking, Sarah. Wishful thinking.

[GreyhoundFan]

Yeah, it was nowhere near anything I would have imagined:

[Audrey2]

10 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Yeah, it was nowhere near anything I would have imagined:

Well they do kind of look alike like many of the Fundy couples we follow here...

[Cartmann99]

 

[GreyhoundFan]

I could see Sarah's nose growing every second. The TV anchor tries to shut down her crap, but Sarah just has to blame the media and former employees.

 

[Cartmann99]

 

[fraurosena]

Deer Rufus, no.

 

[Audrey2]

46 minutes ago, fraurosena said:

Deer Rufus, no.

 

Yikes! I see a crossover between the political threads and the Duggar threads.

[GreyhoundFan]

Her video is ... something:

 

[Becky]

8 minutes ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Her video is ... something:

 

Barf.  Over 7 minutes, couldn't keep my attention past about a minute and a half.