Branch Trumpvidians

[fraurosena]

New BT level achieved: Ridiculous Religiosity

No Food, No Water: Scamvangelicals Call For Three Day Fast So Witches Won’t Block Kavanaugh Confirmation

Quote

Right Wing Watch has scamvangelical Lou Engle’s message:

Immediately following Justice Kennedy’s retirement announcement, something quite revealing began to take place—something you won’t hear about in the news. Sources revealed that witches began making phone calls to Senators’ offices to curse them with brazen witchcraft in an effort to exert a demonic influence over the process. Make no mistake—this is a spiritual battle of the highest order.

Therefore, we are calling ALL BELIEVERS — mothers, fathers, sons, and daughters — to fast like Esther, Mordecai, and their people did in the time of crisis. While we do not yet have clarity of revelation concerning the nomination of Judge Kavanaugh, the scriptures charge us to bind (or disallow) and loose (allow) on earth in cooperation with heaven (Matthew 16:18-19; 18:18).

We are calling a three-day Esther fast to stand in the gap on behalf of the nation and disallow anyone from being confirmed to the Supreme Court who will not ultimately reverse Roe v. Wade. We declare, “LIFE,” over this empty seat and reserve it for God’s choice.

We have seen nominees rise and fall as well as seen multiple vacancies open up at the same time. We believe God’s purposes are now pressing in to bring about a prophesied shift on the court. Would you stand with us now to look beyond the current vacancy and believe for yet another Justice to retire or be removed?

We urge you to join us—along with thousands of believers—beginning the evening of August 18 for a three-day Esther fast of no food and no water. We believe the seriousness of the situation is that desperate. Please be careful and wise! If you are not able to do a total fast, then consider doing a partial fast or liquid fast.

A unified cry will shake the heavens! Together we will possess this seat for God’s choice, for someone who will uphold the Constitution, and for the overturning of Roe v. Wade.

You may recall that last year Engle also called for an “Esther fast” – but that one was to stop all those witches from cursing Trump. For real.

 

[AmazonGrace]

 

[AmazonGrace]

White supremacist cosplay 

 

[47of74]

44 minutes ago, AmazonGrace said:

White supremacist cosplay 

 

And he, ladies, gentlemen, and others, considers himself to be a member of the Master Race.™

I hope he's not making any contributions to the planetary gene pool.

[GreyhoundFan]

[GreyhoundFan]

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Here's an English lesson for MAGAMorons. Gee, I just don't know why it made me think of @Destiny

 

[Destiny]

Hahahah. That’s awesome, and super useful!

[thoughtful]

1 hour ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Stephen Sondheim and Chita Rivera have been telling us since 1957 - "Nobody knows, in America, Puerto Rico's in America!"

 

 

[JMarie]

On 8/3/2018 at 5:43 PM, Cartmann99 said:

If Dana doesn't get caught up in the Mueller investigation, I hope she ends up shilling catheters for a living:

 

Well, she already does a commercial for SuperBeets, so I don't think a commercial for catheters would be a big step down for her.

[Cartmann99]

12 hours ago, 47of74 said:

I hope he's not making any contributions to the planetary gene pool.

He peed in it.

[fraurosena]

Aunt Crabby has the right of it.

 

[fraurosena]

I have to admit that when I saw this my first reaction was: So fuck off to Russia then. Idiots.

 

[AmazonGrace]

Changing citizenship to own the libs... 

Maybe everyone should help them pack and chip in to get them tickets to Siberia

[AmericanRose]

I sent my mother a cute pic of the Kitten Lady with one of her kittens, and apparently her tattoos (I assume the ones of snakes, since those are the ones mentioned) mean that she's "not who I think she is". So I got mad and sent her a few long paragraphs about Q Anon being shit.
I'm starting to think she needs a time out, but I'm not quite sure how to go about doing that, since she's the gatekeeper for the rest of my family.

I don't wonder Trumpers are angry, though. Sure, their guy is the President and a lot of their guys are in Congress, but they're constantly being told they're under attack and since everyone else is just so underhanded, their 'winning' is threatened and could be foiled any day. 

[Destiny]

Continue here: