Counting On: Season Four

[Mayluka]

Um, John David directing everyone singing a hymn? Ok... Also I can pretty much only hear Joy singing.

[hollywood]

1 minute ago, KelseyAnn said:

Ugh, this preist sounds so nasally!

Be prepared to hear more of him.

[purple_summer]

For the  love of god find a key and stick to it!!

[snickers34]

1 minute ago, KelseyAnn said:

this preist sounds so nasally!

They don't do pagan demon priests! He's a pastor!

[smuggalert]

Interesting conducting choice with JD. I was in orchestra for about 10 years, and it didn't resemble what I'm used to

[WhyNotJulie]

Poor Jenny. First she lost her mom, now she's lost her substitute mom. It's a tough day for her.

[SallyDraper]

This wedding has hand waving during music, that's shocking.

[Carm_88]

"This love is from God. This is why I want to be your husband." Great reason. 

[season of life]

Yooo, can they stop mentioning God for one second?

[amers]

17 minutes ago, hollywood said:

Her dad looks like 30

That was really her dad?! I thought I misheard. 

[purple_summer]

These vows sound genuine, though limited.  

[JesusHDuggar]

Their banter is kind of cute. 

[Exjw2015deed]

What the fuck are these vows? They might as well use the regular ones! Jessa and bins vows were actually beautiful. Joy and Austin is like watching an awkward big fat gypsy wedding or 16 and pregnant.

[hollywood]

I think it's kind of sweet he keeps crying

[allthegoodnamesrgone]

2 minutes ago, WhyNotJulie said:

Poor Jenny. First she lost her mom, now she's lost her substitute mom. It's a tough day for her.

This! I'm like your're killing me smalls! Poor Jenni. 

[veron1que]

Vows are much about modeling after Christ and growing with him together. No mention of quiverfull agendas.

And I'm dead at Joy getting excited to write Joy Forsythe, "so cool"

also to anyone not watching, Joy is directing Austin on stage. I definitely think this two are more like partners than husband and helpmeet.

[Carm_88]

PRECIOUS! Michelle has said precious! Twice! Holy shit! 

[purple_summer]

Ok they are moving really quickly omg. They're kind of cute though??? Michelle is talking too much during this prayer.....I have a lot of feelings???

[season of life]

These guests are probably bored to tears. 

Btw, Megan looks so much like Austin, it's crazy!

[Buzzard]

Joys wedding: part 3 - Vows - the secret passwords to teh sechs

Did anyone else notice that we havent seen Joy's "obituary" yet?  How can they marry off a duggar girl without reminding us of her life?

The word "grace" is hanging in the air in the alter background.  The church is NOT full and people are wearing t shirts and flannel shirts.  This isnt the dressiest.  

Derick is alone with Izzy in the audience on the aisle.

They bridal party walks in, no piano banging.

It seems almost like theyre walking at a funeral.

Jill walks alone, prego...

Random boy brings rings.

No clue who the flower girls are.

Michelle and his mom bring austin.

Austin says "I love you mom" to both his mom and michelle separately.

AND NOW THE PIANO BANGING! HORNS TOO! 

Austin cries

They dont play "here comes the bride."  maybe "how firm the foundation?"

Joys dress is too long and theres fucking hay on the church floor.  KLASSY

Austin comes down and gets her from boob. They walk up the alter and boob says "youre going to make a good husband."

Theres hay on the alter too.

Joy had her teeth whitened.

They both smile at eachother.

Pastor explains the symbols of "father giving away the bride" to adam and eve.  The white dress is purity. Taking names is a new family, born again. 

John david leads them in a hymn "jesus is all the world to me." JD stands front and center and CONDUCTS with his right hand by waiving it back and forth like a 3 year old with a wand. Joy sings to the audience, austin looks at her. No one really sings.

Pastor says "marriage is a covenent" - joy says "amen."  

The rings are brought up.  A child cries in the audience.   The pastor is reading from an ipad??? Austin reads his vows.  "yay jesus, I'll guide and protect you like christ does his church." sniffle.  It almost doesnt fit and he says "are you kidding me?" She says "it fits."

Joy - I love you... I will follow you... jesus... home is a praise to him.

They sign the marriage license and she's not sure what name to write.  SHe also tells him to sign at "groom." They hold hands and tells him now we pray.  All the parents come up and they form a circle. Michelle coos. Boob prays about bringing more people to jebus.

Jill is in charge of the dress and fixes the train.

 

[Mayluka]

Ok Joy's "for what??" and eyebrow raise was cute.

[SuhrEnity]

Basically they both just married God because that's all I heard in those vows 

[allthegoodnamesrgone]

There is so much Jesus. So So much Jesus.

[veron1que]

Jill is doing fabulous fluffing the train while that pregnant, lol!

[SuhrEnity]

2 minutes ago, hollywood said:

I think it's kind of sweet he keeps crying

I agree and i kind of liked how he picked up het train to help her climb up the stage