Sean Spicer: King of Alternative Facts

[GreyhoundFan]

LOL

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Spicey is off the island: "Sean Spicer voted off ‘Dancing With the Stars’ after weeks of controversy with low scores, frustrated judges"

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After eight weeks of low scores, frustrated judges, furious viewers and one instantly infamous neon ruffled shirt, Sean Spicer was eliminated from “Dancing With the Stars.”

Although President Trump’s former press secretary was demonstrably lacking in dance skills, he made it into the Top 6 of ABC’s competition series, thanks to determined viewers’ votes. That is, until Monday night, when Spicer performed an Argentine tango to Destiny’s Child’s “Bills, Bills, Bills” and a fox trot to One Direction’s “Story of My Life.” (The episode has a “boy band and girl group” theme.)

Spicer, along with dance partner Jenna Johnson, was voted in the bottom two alongside country music star Lauren Alaina and her partner, Gleb Savchenko. Thanks to new rules this season, the judges — Carrie Ann Inaba, Bruno Tonioli and Len Goodman — choose which couple survives for another week.

“It’s never easy to send anyone home, because I know that both couples have given your heart and soul to every moment of this competition,” said Inaba, only prolonging the obvious. “But for me, there is one couple that stands out. The couple I want to save is Lauren and Gleb.”

Tonioli didn’t even pretend to mull over the decision: “Sean, I really thank you. You’ve been such a good sport, you’ve been so entertaining,” he said. “I’ve been hard on you. But I have to say, Lauren and Gleb.”

Goodman only weighs in if there is a tie, but there was no need for that on Monday. Spicer said goodbye — and minutes later, he had a message from his biggest fan, who has been tweeting support for weeks:

Trump deleted an earlier tweet mid-show that encouraged viewers to vote for Spicer:

Spicer’s increasingly long tenure on the show has been controversial since the beginning. But it hit a boiling point last week, when the judges were visibly frustrated that much more talented celebrity dancers were being sent home because Spicer, who received consistently low scores, was never in the bottom two. In addition to tweets from Trump, many on social media — including Donald Trump Jr. — urged fans to vote for Spicer to anger “Hollywood” and “liberals” and “leftist elites.” (Even though some of the most dedicated “DWTS” viewership comes from states that voted for Trump.)

Alas, Spicer is no more. As usual, after his performances, the judges strained to say something positive — typically about how he was trying very hard — yet couldn’t hold back their disdain for his dancing.

“As for the tango, it was more of an Argentine struggle,” Tonioli said sadly, as the crowd started booing. Inaba said Spicer was lacking artistry. Goodman started to give a technical critique, but then abruptly decided it wasn’t worth his time. “I didn’t like it. There you go,” he said crisply.

After they had similar criticism for Spicer’s fox trot, guest judge Joey Fatone (the ’N Sync star and “DWTS” alum) tried to come to his rescue. “You always give 110 percent, no matter what anybody says,” Fatone offered. “You’re taking a beating sometimes, and you keep going. That’s the best thing you can do.”

When Spicer’s “DWTS” casting was announced August, it sparked an immediate backlash, as many were furious that the falsehood-prone former White House official was receiving a national television platform to try to mend his reputation. Over the past two months, Spicer’s video packages that preceded each performance were right out of the show’s “redemption” playbook: He told emotional family stories. He joked around. He talked about how much he loved his wife. On Monday, he boasted about his weight loss, which is a frequent side effect of “DWTS”: “It’s the most amazing cardio workout ever. … I’m down close to 20 pounds already.”

As the episode concluded, host Tom Bergeron asked whether Spicer had a message for his original partner, Lindsay Arnold, who had to miss the last two weeks of the show after a death in her family.

“I miss you. I wish I could have done better. Thank you for everything you did,” Spicer said. “Thanks to everyone who supported me. Thanks to my family for everything they did. I’ve loved being on this show, thank you for making me part of it. God bless you all, happy Veterans Day.”

 

[GreyhoundFan]

I hate to disagree with the Trib, but as long as the orange menace is occupying 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, we are still experiencing our long national nightmare.

[GreyhoundFan]

Um, that would be a big nope for me.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

For the laugh we all need desperately:

[GreyhoundFan]

Spicy isn't getting the love:

[Cartmann99]

 

[fraurosena]

How is Sean Spicer's opinion about anything even relevant anymore?

[GreyhoundFan]

Spicy, Spicy, Spicy...

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Scary bunny Spicey showed up on Bill Maher's show. I kept flipping off the screen because he was a total jerk.

 

[onekidanddone]

On 9/9/2021 at 8:27 AM, GreyhoundFan said:

Spicy, Spicy, Spicy...

 

Watch at your own risk 

starts a 0:09

Spoiler

 

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Spicey is an idiot. 

 

[Howl]

A more recent day of infamy was Trump's inauguration day and Spicer's subsequent lying rant on attendance numbers...and other blatant lies in furtherance of Trump's reign of idiocy. 

On a happier and more accurate note, remember the days of Melissa McCarthy as Spicey on SNL...

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Spicey loves to be hypocritical:

 

[thoughtful]

I wonder which of the other states' names Spicer can't spell.

 

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

On 1/3/2023 at 1:30 PM, GreyhoundFan said:

Spicey loves to be hypocritical:

 

I have a pretty simple life rule- I don’t listen to anything anyone who has appeared on “Dancing with the Stars” has to say. *
 

*Except John George O’Hurley Jr., Buzz Aldrin, and Alfonso Ribeiro. I could be convinced of others because I really did not watch the show so I don’t know who was on it but DON’T try to suggest Kate Gosselin, Bristol Palin, any political flunkee except Justin Trudeau, or anything with a little person who treats him/her as anything other than another human being should win. And even then anything they say is taken with a lot of consideration for the host/hostess. 

 

Edited January 5, 2023 by AlmostSavedAtTacoBell

[GreyhoundFan]

Spicer’s fee-fees are hurt because people are mean:

 

[fraurosena]

14 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Spicer’s fee-fees are hurt because people are mean:

 

Who's this guy again?

Edited March 22, 2023 by fraurosena
I'm being snarky here, it's not a serious question!

[Emma]

He was that guy with the puffy sleeves on dancing with the stars. Remember?

 

[GreyhoundFan]

He was also the Easter Bunny during W's administration:

[GreyhoundFan]

Spicy is leaving Newsmax:

 

[Xan]

Apparently, his contract ran out and the network wouldn't agree to his terms for a new one.  His ratings were terrible anyway.

[GreyhoundFan]

Spicey is now yammering on YouTube. This video is bizarre.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Oh, Spicey…