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Conn. Republican arrested for grabbing woman’s genitals

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47of74

A Connecticut Republican has been arrested for sexual assault.

rawstory.com/2017/01/conn-republican-arrested-for-grabbing-womans-genitals-his-lawyer-says-it-was-a-playful-gesture/

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Christopher von Keyserling, 71, was arrested Wednesday in Greenwich Town Hall and charged with fourth-degree sexual assault, a misdemeanor. He was released on a $2,500 bond and given a court date of Jan. 25.

Von Keyserling has served on the Greenwich Representative Town Meeting board since 1985.

The incident, which took place in December 2016, began when the 57-year-old woman encountered von Keyserling in the hallway. The two had a brief political argument, in which von Keyserling remarked, “I love this new world, I no longer have to be politically correct.”

When the woman tried to walk away, von Keyserling allegedly reached from behind to place his hand between her legs and pinched her in the groin. He said “it would be your word against mine and nobody will believe you,” the woman claimed.

Yeah and von Keyserling's lawyer is being a real fornicate face about this too, calling sexual assault a "jocular moment." 

 

 

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Carm_88

They should both be put out in public with no pants on and have people grab at their genitals. See how much of a jocular moment it is! :evil-laugh: 

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Bad Wolf

When I first immigrated here, I lived in Greenwich.

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47of74
2 hours ago, Carm_88 said:

They should both be put out in public with no pants on and have people grab at their genitals. See how much of a jocular moment it is! :evil-laugh: 

Yeah that was one of my first thoughts too, what would this idiot lawyer and his client think if the roles were reversed.  I bet cash money if she vise gripped either of their man parts neither one of them would be calling it a "jocular moment" and would be demanding she be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. 

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unholypoledancer

Why am I not surprised? I had a feeling after Trump won that people would say "This is the level the president operates on? Oh. Well, it must be okay for me to operate on this level in public, too."

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LadyCrow1313
On ‎1‎/‎23‎/‎2017 at 9:12 AM, unholypoledancer said:

Why am I not surprised? I had a feeling after Trump won that people would say "This is the level the president operates on? Oh. Well, it must be okay for me to operate on this level in public, too."

I saw a news story the other day, & it said the President gave $10,000 to a man who's father is going through cancer treatment. I immediately thought, "Oh, it's Obama." Sadly, it wasn't. Still hasn't sunk in my head that it's changed.

Re: Mr. Douchey McGrabbyPants: he should stand on the side of the road with a big sign proclaiming that he grabbed a woman's private parts; the sign should also say that he's standing with said sign as part of his punishment. Plus, as a bonus, people would have the option of grabbing his private parts (but would be strongly encouraged to wear gloves to protect their hands).

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VixenToast

Anyone who even tries to grab my pussy will end up with a broken hand.

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Flossie
1 hour ago, LadyCrow1313 said:

I saw a news story the other day, & it said the President gave $10,000 to a man who's father is going through cancer treatment. I immediately thought, "Oh, it's Obama." Sadly, it wasn't. Still hasn't sunk in my head that it's changed.

I saw that on TV.  My first thought was that the tiny fisted cheeto is a compulsive liar who will say anything to look good or be liked.  If that man actually gets the money, I have no doubt the money will have come from somewhere other than the account of the Big D (for douche).  

Most likely, though, the money will be delayed until the man and his father quit asking about it, or they will be given some excuse about why it's not coming.  Something like "The evil Democrats have filed an injunction to prevent me from giving funds to constituents because it could be construed as a payoff for your vote", or "It seems that as President I'm not able to donate to private citizens because it looks like favoritism", or "The IRS won't let me because it would interfere with their stupid audit, and I expect the audit to last as long as I'm president."  

Or maybe he'll just have Kellyanne Conway deal with it.  That woman can double talk like there's no tomorrow.

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onekidanddone
11 hours ago, LadyCrow1313 said:

I saw a news story the other day, & it said the President gave $10,000 to a man who's father is going through cancer treatment. I immediately thought, "Oh, it's Obama." Sadly, it wasn't. Still hasn't sunk in my head that it's changed.

Re: Mr. Douchey McGrabbyPants: he should stand on the side of the road with a big sign proclaiming that he grabbed a woman's private parts; the sign should also say that he's standing with said sign as part of his punishment. Plus, as a bonus, people would have the option of grabbing his private parts (but would be strongly encouraged to wear gloves to protect their hands).

You know those grabby things you can use to  get stuff on a high shelf?  Yea I'd do it with a pair of them. Ya, know so I don't have to touch (eww) anything.

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47of74
On 1/15/2017 at 5:48 PM, Carm_88 said:

They should both be put out in public with no pants on and have people grab at their genitals. See how much of a jocular moment it is! :evil-laugh: 

Give people a set of these to grab the genitals with so people don't actually have to touch the things and risk their hands falling off as you never know where Republican man parts have been....

clamp.jpeg

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VixenToast
9 hours ago, 47of74 said:

Give people a set of these to grab the genitals with so people don't actually have to touch the things and risk their hands falling off as you never know where Republican man parts have been....

clamp.jpeg

<img class="ipsImage ipsImage_thumbnailed" data-fileid="21819" src="http://www.freejinger.org/uploads/monthly_2017_01/clamp.jpeg.939d5b2cc9337b008ce1ac6511b65acb.jpeg" alt="clamp.jpeg" />

HAHAHAHAHAHA. My BFF is a photographer at the same job as me. We always pretend they're nipple clamps.

Those will do the job! :)

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LadyCrow1313
12 hours ago, onekidanddone said:

You know those grabby things you can use to  get stuff on a high shelf?  Yea I'd do it with a pair of them. Ya, know so I don't have to touch (eww) anything.

 

9 hours ago, 47of74 said:

Give people a set of these to grab the genitals with so people don't actually have to touch the things and risk their hands falling off as you never know where Republican man parts have been....

clamp.jpeg

The two most perfect ideas, ever! I would also like to suggest a foot-long pair of tweezers, too; it might be more size-appropriate.

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Flossie
24 minutes ago, LadyCrow1313 said:

 

The two most perfect ideas, ever! I would also like to suggest a foot-long pair of tweezers, too; it might be more size-appropriate.

If you need tweezers to grab a man's genitals, I suggest a magnifying glass so you can get them on the first try.

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onekidanddone
10 hours ago, 47of74 said:

Give people a set of these to grab the genitals with so people don't actually have to touch the things and risk their hands falling off as you never know where Republican man parts have been....

clamp.jpeg

Perfect..  Now all I need is level A hazmat suit and I'm good to go.

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