Lady Lydia designing clothes for Trumps

[Black Aliss]

Trump-loving Lydia of homeliving.blogspot.com has done some quick sketches of outfits she thinks would be nice for the women of the first family and also the veep's family to wear for the inauguration. She has requested submissions from her readers.

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Perhaps some of you stitching ladies who enjoy sketching and designing your own clothes might be interested in sharing your ideas for modest inauguration clothing for the ladies in the presidential party.  

These women who will be in the public eye really need to set an example and wear more modest clothing, especially on inauguration day, which has several events, both indoors and outdoors. Maybe their designers need some help. (Smile)

For anyone who wants to submit their ideas, I offer here, as a kind of a template, some pictures of the next FLOTUS that you can add clothes to.

On second thought, no. We are all sufficiently tech-savvy that we can download our own photos.

[EmiGirl]

Something tells me Melania is not the least bit interested in being modest.

[BlackberryGirl]

What IS modest attire for a porn star and a serial sexual assulter? Bigger pasties and cod pieces?

[Rachel333]

11 minutes ago, BlackberryGirl said:

What IS modest attire for a porn star and a serial sexual assulter? Bigger pasties and cod pieces?

Melania Trump isn't a porn star, if that's who you're referring to. Her husband has, however, made several appearances in soft-core porn videos...

[ViolaSebastian]

As someone who has seen photographs of Melania in *ahem* less than modest attire, I don't think she's going to be getting out the turtlenecks and maxi skirts anytime soon. 

[Loveday]

15 minutes ago, BlackberryGirl said:

What IS modest attire for a porn star and a serial sexual assulter? Bigger pasties and cod pieces?

I upvoted this for the mention of codpieces. Not enough codpieces around these days. 

[VooDooChild]

What is she hoping to accomplish with this post?  Is she hoping to go viral?  Does she think she has a future in modest fashion design?  What is her point?  Get a job woman or volunteer.  Do something productive.  She has such a sad life.

[Anny Nym]

That thread title (and the content)  needs to be made into a independent short film. By David Lynch.

 

I somehow have a feeling Melanija would have not that much interest in being dressed up like one of that always-slightly-possessed-looking faux victorian porcelain dolls I´m sure her grandma has sitting on her bedspread.

But now I really want to see Lady Lydia dressing up Meli... and then propping her up in that Jeeepers Creepers truck she keeps in her backyard and sews curtains for.

Trump could play a Creeper. He´s a natural at that.

 

[ILoveJellybeans]

Imagine if she was the official White House fashion designer and got to make clothes for the Trump family for their public appearances. That would be the funniest thing ever.

[Anny Nym]

5 minutes ago, ILoveJellybeans said:

Imagine if she was the official White House fashion designer and got to make clothes for the Trump family for their public appearances. That would be the funniest thing ever.

The ruffles...! Just imagine the amount of ruffles!

[catlady]

i could see Melania  going for a turtleneck and a longer skirt, but I can just imagine the crap Lydia would think up, complete with legwarmers made from old sweater sleeves.......

[hoipolloi]

Judging from her pre-Donald career (NSFW link to NY Post article), Melania Trump didn't seem interested in clothing of any kind.

OTOH, the photos in that article appear to be depictions of lesbian love and sex. While that's fine with me and many millions of Americans, what does Mike Pence the arch homophobe think about this? 

 

[RainbowSky]

19 minutes ago, catlady said:

i could see Melania  going for a turtleneck and a longer skirt, but I can just imagine the crap Lydia would think up, complete with legwarmers made from old sweater sleeves.......

People do this for adults? I made my kids pants and warmers  from sweaters, but I've never seen an adult do it. Interesting!

[apandaaries]

1 hour ago, Loveday said:

I upvoted this for the mention of codpieces. Not enough codpieces around these days. 

Well, we almost have a man in office whose ego could rival that of Henry VIII, who was quite fond of codpieces.  Given Rump's allusions to his own junk, I suspect he also has fears of being a less than potent male and would like to have a way to visually remind us that, you know, he has big hands.  

[smittykins]

Trump in a codpiece.  I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[Granwych]

2 hours ago, Loveday said:

I upvoted this for the mention of codpieces. Not enough codpieces around these days. 

I have about 3 yards of a yarn that would knit up into the perfect codpiece for the Donald.  Size of a large postage stamp outta do it.

[catlady]

46 minutes ago, RainbowSky said:

People do this for adults? I made my kids pants and warmers  from sweaters, but I've never seen an adult do it. Interesting!

yes, somewhere here there is a series of posts regarding LL making spats/legwarmers for herself out of sweater sleeves.  the only thing they go with is the over-ruffled crap she puts together.

 

ETA:  i don't know how to link, but the thread is called "Legwarmers as spats?  Why not?"

[Grimalkin]

1 hour ago, VooDooChild said:

What is she hoping to accomplish with this post?  Is she hoping to go viral?  Does she think she has a future in modest fashion design?  What is her point?  Get a job woman or volunteer.  Do something productive.  She has such a sad life.

     I think she fantasizes of being noticed by the first family and becoming famous.

[Granwych]

1 minute ago, Grimalkin said:

     I think she fantasizes of being noticed by the first family and becoming famous.

And that is quite a fantasy for sure.

[Grimalkin]

That last picture makes me think of the March sisters going ice skating.

[Loveday]

16 minutes ago, Granwych said:

I have about 3 yards of a yarn that would knit up into the perfect codpiece for the Donald.  Size of a large postage stamp outta do it.

A teeny, tiny willy warmer. 

[Granwych]

1 minute ago, Loveday said:

A teeny, tiny willy warmer. 

And I'd have yarn left over, maybe for a thong for wifey.

 

[lawfulevil]

Did I hear someone compare Trump to Henry VIII?

I was just thinking that the other day...

WIP, I'm working out how to get rid of the beard and add his terrible hair while making sure it still looks like a Holbein.

You guys are welcome for all the nightmares.

[Granwych]

2 minutes ago, lawfulevil said:

Did I hear someone compare Trump to Henry VIII?

I was just thinking that the other day...

WIP, I'm working out how to get rid of the beard and add his terrible hair while making sure it still looks like a Holbein.

You guys are welcome for all the nightmares.

And don't forget to SEVERELY minimize the codpiece---

[lawfulevil]

Are you kidding? Trump would make that thing way bigger. And gold-plated.