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John Shrader Memes


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Not a picture of Shraderboy himself, but every time I see this I think of him...

(I've never uploaded a picture to FJ before, so I hope I did this right!)

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@GreyhoundFan you are a true poet!!

I would love to contribute something to this thread, but your creativity really intimidates me and it is also so damn hard to be poetic/witty/funny in a language that isn't your mother tongue. Maybe I should get drunk. That always increases my ability to speak foreign languages. But maybe not at the office.

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Sub-Saharan dreams

Killing snakes and rats is fun

The plane disappears.

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There once was a missionary called John,

Whose grifting was equaled by none.

He went to Kar-few-aye*

To Free Jinger's dismay-ay

And his leghumpers don't know it's a con!

*He still can't pronounce Kafue.

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@Palimpsest I love a good haiku!

"whose grifting was equaled by none."

lol.

i have been working out a limerick between packing lunches and dropping off children. I will be sitting in the Ortho office later today so I will have some time.

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Are hymns allowed?

Guide me, O thou great Big Schemer,
Missionary to this African land;
We are Black, but thou art Whitey;
Stamp us with thy Fundie brand;
Stop the heathens, stop the heathens,
Save us now and evermore.  Save us now and evermore.

Open now the humpers' wallets,
Whence the endless cash doth flow;
Let the stupid witless donors
Pay you for converting us;
Big Converterman, Big Converterman,
Be Thou still our guide to God. Be Thou still our guide to God.

When I try to leave Kafue,
For a better job elsewhere;
Tell me brainwashing's more important,
Bind me to your vacuous side.
Lots of praises, lots of praises
We must ever give to Thee.  We must ever give to Thee.

 

And there is nothing like a Welsh Choir to sing it.

 

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Thanks.  There's nothing like having to fold a shit-load of laundry to give me inspiration! :)

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To everyone who has thus far posted memes, pomes, hymns and haiku (haikus? does that word need an s to be plural?): :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

My day has been made. :pb_lol:

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3 hours ago, dpndetfarm said:

And another, I'm sorry. 

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OMG!  Don't do that to me.  :laughing-rofl:

If only it were true.

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On 11/17/2016 at 11:43 AM, Loveday said:

To everyone who has thus far posted memes, pomes, hymns and haiku (haikus? does that word need an s to be plural?): :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

My day has been made. :pb_lol:

IIRC, haiku is both singular and plural.   Japanese does not have plural forms.  To indicate more than one haiku or dog or whatever, you'd add the proper counter and number to the noun.  Different nouns take different counters.  A word for a round object will take a different counter than a flat object, for example.  Chinese doesn't have plurals either.  I don't know if they have counters in Chinese.

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I've had a bad day today, so I needed something to laugh about. I decided trying to do a John Shrader limerick would be a good distraction.

John Shrader is not from Nantucket
Esther washes his clothes in a bucket
His gospel of ME
Makes wise people flee
We should probably tell him to f*ck it

 

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9 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

I've had a bad day today, so I needed something to laugh about. I decided trying to do a John Shrader limerick would be a good distraction.

John Shrader is not from Nantucket
Esther washes his clothes in a bucket
His gospel of ME
Makes wise people flee
We should probably tell him to f*ck it

 

I LOVE it!! You already made my day! And I hope you are feeling better and have a good monday.. if that is even possible!

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Happy Thanksgiving! Since he's such a turkey, I thought we could have a little John Shrader today. He certainly makes me thankful I'm not a part of his family.

 

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