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or she reads cheap his paperback porn stores. she really comes off as someone who wants to show the world how sexy and sophisticated she is but falls flat doing it.

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she really comes off as someone who wants to show the world how sexy and sophisticated she is but falls flat doing it.

THIS!!! Her body language....her tweets...her facial expression...her clothes...just. SO. CRINGEY. My god!!!! :lol:

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I can't imagine how bad it will be. what are they going to film her life? endless slut attire? Just think tomorrow you can ask her questions the excitement will keep me from sleeping.

Teen bride Courtney Stodden has signed a deal with a production company to produce her reality show Radaronline.com has exclusively learned.

The 17-year-old and her Green Mile actor husband Doug Hutchison have signed a deal with Roy Bank, the president of Merv Griffin Entertainment.

"We are so excited to be working with Roy Bank, a great professional in this business," Courtney and Doug exclusively told Radaronline.com.

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"We are proud that we were able to find the perfect producer for our reality show and are thrilled to be working with this prestigious production company."

Bank was the executive producer of reality show hits like Mark Burnett Productions' Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?

"The reason we went with Roy is because we feel that he is the man who will be able to place Courtney's show in front of the best network for her," Krista Stodden, Courtney's momager, told Radaronline.com.

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The reality show will give viewers a look into the newlywed's unconventional lifestyle and promises to be no holds barred.

"They are going to be very, very open about their lives," Courtney's mom said. "They want everybody to see their life. Nothing is off limits."

Courtney Stodden will be answering questions live on RadarOnline.com's Facebook page Thursday, September 22 at 2pm East Coast/11am west Coast.

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I would rather clean than watch that show. Good thing I won't do either. I guess the girl got what she wanted, now once the cameras are rolling the divorce procedings start in 3...2...1.

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They are going to be no holds barred about their life?!

The person writing this - they have seen Courtney's twitter feed, haven't they? She doesn't exactly hold back at the best of times....

Oh god, oh god.

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Ok, I'm behind the times, but what exactly is the connection between Courtney and QF/patriarchy/dominionism/fundamentalism? I mean, are the Stoddens supposedly fundamentalists? I'm not scolding, I'm standing here going, "Wha----???" Kthxinadvancebai!

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Ok, I'm behind the times, but what exactly is the connection between Courtney and QF/patriarchy/dominionism/fundamentalism? I mean, are the Stoddens supposedly fundamentalists? I'm not scolding, I'm standing here going, "Wha----???" Kthxinadvancebai!

I think that they made a big deal about their daugther being a virgin?

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Just watched a clip of the GMA video, and there are loud declerations that she is extremely Christian, and she was "saving herself" for marriage.

I'm sorry, if she's actually 16, I'll eat my hat.

ETA: Her Twitter is absolutely priceless : @courtneystodden

"Returned from a late night walk through these angelic alleys of the Hollywood hils w/my love. I taste God's beauty with great gratitude"

followed by such gems as:

"Had such a Thirsty-Thursday; I just might have Doug moisten my mouth tonight with his delectable drink? Mmmm...Now that's tempting...;)

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I might want to slap the girl's mother all over the face. I'm not the aggressive kind... but I'm so mad at what she is doing to her child.

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Just watched a clip of the GMA video, and there are loud declerations that she is extremely Christian, and she was "saving herself" for marriage.

I'm sorry, if she's actually 16, I'll eat my hat.

ETA: Her Twitter is absolutely priceless : @courtneystodden

"Returned from a late night walk through these angelic alleys of the Hollywood hils w/my love. I taste God's beauty with great gratitude"

followed by such gems as:

"Had such a Thirsty-Thursday; I just might have Doug moisten my mouth tonight with his delectable drink? Mmmm...Now that's tempting...;)

"Extremely Christian" my ass. I know very well that the vast majority of Christians aren't the fundies/fundie-lites we snark on here, but there's just something very contradictory in her saying she's "extremely Christian."

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Had such a Thirsty-Thursday; I just might have Doug moisten my mouth tonight with his delectable drink? Mmmm...Now that's tempting...

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For the love of Mike, pass the brain bleach.... :text-tmi:

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I moved this thread into the Wordly Distractions forum because I'm not seeing any compelling connection between this girl and fundies. If am mistaken, please correct me.

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Annodomini - I think it's because she's been brainwashed just as thoroughly as fundie daughters such as Sarah and others -though I'll grant you it's been in a slightly different way.

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she has claimed to be a devout christian but she has acted like a slut for quite awhile.saving herself for the man god gives her but acts like a tramp with all her posts and info. whats not to snark?

she was only homeschooled after her mature ways alienated her from her classmates.

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I've been wondering for a while--what does Courtney Stodden have to do with FJ at all?

She doesn't have anything to do with FJ at all, apart from doggie's obsession with her. I think he wishes he had a Courtney Stodden of his own.

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She doesn't have anything to do with FJ at all, apart from doggie's obsession with her. I think he wishes he had a Courtney Stodden of his own.

Except for the awesome slut-shaming going on - maybe doggie is just trying to show how easily affected he is by the patriarchal ways we discuss around here and how deeply ingrained in society it is to shame a woman for her sexuality?

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the thing is she is not really sexual. I mean she is 16. but she acts like a 40 year old barfly she does not act like the christian she claims to be. she does not really act like a slut either since she seems to not really know how to act sexual. it's like she is playing a role.

there has have been something wrong in that home. she has been acting that way since at least 14.

If she could act like herself she would be a totally different person. but right now she is not even remotely attractive.

some quotes

In grade school, she was one of the most popular girls... But what happened was, when she entered sixth grade, she started showing a beauty above the rest ... and they couldn't handle her."

"She is conservative, she’s Republican, she’s a Christian. She may not look like what you think that a Republican, typical Christian girl looks like, but that doesn’t mean that she doesn’t have something substantial, or that she can’t reach out and help other people."

"He's so sweet, he's teaching her how to boil an egg!"

http://www.buzzfeed.com/annisahi/courtn ... ge-14-1gc6

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ok it gets worse looks like she could never be a sahm Since she seems not to able to do basic household work.

Teen bride Courtney Stodden and her 51-year-old actor hubby, Doug Hutchison stopped by the offices of RadarOnline.com Thursday for a spellbinding interview.

Fielding probing questions from our readers Courtney gave a no-holds-barred sit-down, dishing on her home life with Doug, what she would study if she went to college (Doug’s body!) and her super sexy wedding night.

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“We went to the Chateau in Hollywood it was so beautiful it was a wonderful experience. I was aroused for 24 hours straight,†Courtney, who was a 16-year-old virgin when she married Doug, candidly confessed of their first night together as man and wife.

When asked why she thought people found her and Doug’s union so controversial, Courtney teased: “I think it was because he was 51 and his life is over and I’m just venturing out on mine. I’m here to make the second half of [Doug’s] life a lot better!â€

PHOTOS: Courtney Stodden Poses As Pamela Anderson

One highlight of the Q & A was Courtney’s response when asked what she would study if she wanted to further her education. "I would go to college and study all of Doug,†she laughed. “All of his body, and all the elements within that. What they do and what they still do. It would be a lot of fun."

At times the 17-year-old sex kitten seemed more like she was posing for Playboy than being interviewed by an entertainment website -- pouting provocatively, tossing her abundant blonde mane, and stroking her tanned and toned thighs.

PHOTOS: Courtney Stodden Romps Around LA

But, when asked what it is about Doug that inspires her, Courtney took no time in getting straight to the point. “He’s cooking for me, cleaning for me, he’s like the wife around the house. He picks up the slack around the house and that’s very inspiring to me,†she said.

At that point Doug interrupted the interview and insisted that he does NOT wear an apron around the home!

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And, there’s more to Doug than just his cleaning and bedroom skills!

“He’s teaching me acting, thank you. We just did a little acting class two nights ago,†Courtney purred at her beloved. “We have to resume that.â€

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She is not 16. THere is no flippin way. Plus she needs her mouth washed out with sopa. WHo tweets things like that. It is beyond is gross.

We won't be watching that show in my house.

:oops:

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