Duggars by the Dozenty!!11!- Part 22: More threads than Duggars

[SassyPants]

4 hours ago, HarleyQuinn said:

It probably contributed to their stupidity (especially Jill's) during their home births. 

Shouldn't a "midwife" know better????

[halcionne]

14 hours ago, Jucifer said:

I promised myself I was done with the Duggars and yet here I am watching season 2's ' Meet the Parents'. ;p

In the enthralling 'Jinger packs her suitcase' segment I noticed that the name on her headboard was spelled 'J'nger'. Did anyone else notice that?  What happened to the 'I' ?

I saw that, too. I'm thinking the names are transfer decals, like those fatheads and the like. https://www.fathead.com/kids/pokemon/

Edit: I think it's actually more like this. I just got distracted by their other cool stuff.

[BabyBottlePop]

If it's a cheap decal, maybe the I rubbed off.

[VixenToast]

4 hours ago, BabyBottlePop said:It still infuriates me when I think about Josie's birth story, and then the fact they went and concieved Jubilee after everything they had gone through with Josie. They're not parents, they're birthers.

I'll never forget reading the People article about Josie right after she was born (in the check out line, I didn't buy it!). JB saying all he wanted was to walk Josie down the aisle. I was so angry. I understand the sentiment but I think I would have been ok with any worried father saying that except JB. I thought, "Why can't you want more than that for her?" 

And I had no idea how messed up they really were at that point.

 

Josie's birth is the only episode where I have EVER seen real emotion from Jimboob, and that man can't act. When Michelle's condition was going downhill rapidly it seemed that he realized for the first time that childbirth can be dangerous and that his wife might die. 

Unrelated to the quote.

Marcus was born in a birthing center and not technically at home. Where was Meri born? Had they moved back to Arkansas by that time? I know it was between Joshgate: The Reckoning and Joshgate 2: Joshley Madison.

[Bethella]

5 hours ago, VixenToast said:

Where was Meri born? Had they moved back to Arkansas by that time? I know it was between Joshgate: The Reckoning and Joshgate 2: Joshley Madison.

They were back in Arkansas when she was born but we don't know where she was born because Meredith's birth wasn't filmed for the show and the press release didn't say the birth took place. The paint in the birth announcement picture appears to be the same tan as the TTH but I don't think it really look like the TTH. I suspect she was born at the Siloam Springs house but that's conjecture on my part, other potential locations include the guest house, the TTH, one of the other Duggar properties or at a birth center.

[VeryNikeSeamstress]

15 hours ago, BabyBottlePop said:

By their belief system, Anna was doing something right in God's eyes since she had all babies at home, no problem or God given complications. 

They watched her have her babies, no wonder they thought it wouldn't be any different for them. 

Maybe God is punishing Jill and Jessa because 'Counting On' is such a snoozefest. Or God took pity on Anna for having Joshley as a headship and decided to give her easier home births.

[2manyKidzzz]

10 hours ago, VeryNikeSeamstress said:

Maybe God is punishing Jill and Jessa because 'Counting On' is such a snoozefest. Or God took pity on Anna for having Joshley as a headship and decided to give her easier home births.

You should be a professional counselor with this kind of insight. Really. Ho Ho

[MargaretElliott]

Maybe that's one of the reasons the girls praise Anna's strength to no end- not only has she forgave (re: felt she had to forgive) a philandering douchebag, she had at least three kids at home with no major incident. Everyone knows a woman isn't judged by her intelligence or personality- Anna seems like a bit of a pushover to me, but that's just my opinion- but she's a perfect fundie wife. Forgiving, forceless, and fecund.

[VixenToast]

2 hours ago, MargaretElliott said:

Maybe that's one of the reasons the girls praise Anna's strength to no end- not only has she forgave (re: felt she had to forgive) a philandering douchebag, she had at least three kids at home with no major incident. Everyone knows a woman isn't judged by her intelligence or personality- Anna seems like a bit of a pushover to me, but that's just my opinion- but she's a perfect fundie wife. Forgiving, forceless, and fecund.

The Fs of Female Fundiedom.

Also, formidable. Forgettable. Faithful. Unfailingly Felicitous. 

[VeryNikeSeamstress]

2 hours ago, VixenToast said:

The Fs of Female Fundiedom.

Also, formidable. Forgettable. Faithful. Unfailingly Felicitous. 

Don't forget the big F- FERTILE. Frugal should probably be included too.

My theory about God punishing Jill and Jessa for their crappy boring TV show kind of makes sense. Birthin' drama provides action/suspense that wouldn't be there otherwise. Thing is, we always know about said birthin' drama long before the show airs, which defeats the purpose.

[VixenToast]

The P's for Men in Patriarchy: Pompous, pathetic, preachy, priapic, patronizing, paranoid, prideful... I could have fun and go on. I love me some alliteration, 'Kay?

[eyerollsforjesus]

Pretentious philandering pricks?

[Mela99]

Ooh, alliteration games!

Particularly preachy, pretentious, patriarchal, pigheaded, puerile, penis'd, poppycock plugged poopheads. 

I LOVE WORDS. 

[Kira]

I came across this photo on tumblr:

 

1. I guess Tabitha Paine is still living with the Duggars?

2. The guy in between JD and Josaih looks familiar. So does the girl next to Joy Anna 

 

 

[Front Hugging Fiend]

Aaaaaaaand Joshley hath returned to social media -

 

but all I can see is

 

 

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Side note - that caption infuriates me. The picture infuriates me. The only slightly redeeming quality is that Anna looks lovely but that positive note is hindered greatly by the gross lump of crap next to her.

[hollywood]

2 hours ago, Kira said:

I came across this photo on tumblr:

 

1. I guess Tabitha Paine is still living with the Duggars?

2. The guy in between JD and Josaih looks familiar. So does the girl next to Joy Anna 

 

 

The boy I think is a Paine brother, he looks like chad.

[justmy2cents]

That's not one of his brothers though he does resemble Chad.  I have no idea who it is though.

[NotALoserLikeYou]

The guy is Austin Forsyth and the girl is Lydia Patton.

 

 

[VixenToast]

3 hours ago, Front Hugging Fiend said:

Aaaaaaaand Joshley hath returned to social media -

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Ugh. Still looking fat and dopey. I feel cruel and I pity him in someways but only because I have empathy for anyone in pain, even pain they caused themself. And I can't say I hate his guts, even if I really dislike him, but I hate the shit out of his face. His smug, nasty face, looking at me all HEY IM IN A BACON COMA RIGHT NOW WANNA FUCK?

Anna looks sexy. She doesn't often pull that off.

[Audrey2]

While I'm usually a big fan of plaid, that shirt doesn't work for Josh. I wonder if Clint and Stacy would come back and do a What Not to Wear special just for Josh?

[Buzzard]

The pose is really squicky - not quite a side hug and kind of implying that they are allowed to front hug.  YUCK.

He really looks rough - and the look on her face is kind of "I cant believe I have to take this picture."

[Four is Enough]

In the group picture, who are the two flanking John David?

[nastyhobbitses]

4 hours ago, Front Hugging Fiend said:

Aaaaaaaand Joshley hath returned to social media -

That caption. That face. Excuse me while I vomit copiously.

[nst]

the picture reeks of a potential wanna be comeback.  At least for Anna. Josh is just skeevy and gross as usual. 

Stop trying to push them down our throats.  I am sure Josh has already tried to do that. 

ugh 

[trisprefect]

I mean Anna is grimacing and Josh looks like he's a good ten years older than his actual age. He and I are less than a month apart in age, but that dude does not look 28. Unfortunately I don't see any hope for their marriage, just two people living together wasting their lives in quiet resentment. #Annadeservesbetter