The Hodnett Family Converting Scotland

[Gobsmacked]

50 minutes ago, EmiGirl said:

In what world is going to scotland a hazard? 

In the pretend world of the Hodnetts 

We need a bagpipe playing smiley just for the Hodnetts!!!!

[Lurky]

@Palimpsest No worries at all - and big thanks for bringing this trainwreck to our attention!   I just wish Nick Maulucci would update us on the family's cash-raising mission in a limousine now!

I can't watch him talk without laughing, so I appreciate that especially after all the depressing threads I've just been reading.

"Nothing in the world like (getting an all-expenses paid trip to Scotland).  Amen."

Describing Ginger as following him "to the end of the world" in going to OMG!!Scotland!!1!!1!!!11! is slightly melodramatic!

ETA: I'd love to see how well his easy tears are going to go down in Scotland!  He's been tearful in at least 2 videos I've seen, and the Scots I know would find blubbering about god like that amusing...  Actual Scots, whaddaya think?

 

[Gobsmacked]

He may visit john'o'groats and fall off!!!

[WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?]

Maybe I need to start a GoFundMe page for my similar cause?

Spoiler

I'm not responsible for these twits just because we share citizenship of the USA, but I would like to heartily apologize to all of Scotland for their presence. And as a fellow human being, I would to apologize to the universe for their existence. (Well, maybe their actions more than their existence...)

[Gobsmacked]

A book the Hodnetts may need to buy ASAP.

The Complete Patter by Michael Munro first published in 1986. Available from Amazon. 

 

 

[Gemini]

2 hours ago, WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo? said:

Maybe I need to start a GoFundMe page for my similar cause?

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I'm not responsible for these twits just because we share citizenship of the USA, but I would like to heartily apologize to all of Scotland for their presence. And as a fellow human being, I would to apologize to the universe for their existence. (Well, maybe their actions more than their existence...)

Love that Meme! We are lucky enough to spend a lot of time up in Scotland and its just like therapy. 

These people are making me ragey now.

 piss off with your 'hazard' comments, You're coming to a country full of outstanding scenery, where some of the world's most creative, intelligent and funny people live and you dare to call it a 'hazard' who the hell do these uneducated idiots think they are? 

It's a shame they probably won't post when they get their ass's handed to them, but it's coming! 

....... And breathe.....

 

[Gobsmacked]

I'll give them 6 months before they skeddaddle back to where they came from, tails hanging.

 I'm guessing the children are going to be home schooled. I hope they have/ are going to register with the education authority. It's  illegal not to do in Scotland.

 

[sea_gale]

Oh boy. I wonder if they will attract the attention of social services... and what on earth their poor caseworker would make of them? We don't have a  whole lot of SOTDRTism over here.

[Gobsmacked]

If they have to take the children to the Doctors for anything, the baby will be allocated a health visitor as he is under 5 years old. That will mean that they can't hide. The health visitor will ask how the two older girls are settling in, vaccination history etc. Schooling will definately be enquired about. No hiding children in Scotland. Thankfully.

[rosethorne]

On ‎10‎/‎16‎/‎2016 at 5:05 AM, Gobsmacked said:

The girl was very brave to speak out and write about her dreadful experiences. Hopefully her bravery will help other girls in similar situations.

Jody is a pompous foolish arrogant windbag.

I always thought Jody was a female name?

 

Ask any old Army vet about the name Jody

In the old (meaning before the government got more PC about it) march and running cadences, Jody was the guy back home, who was driving your Cadillac, stealing your girl, and generally being a bad person. 

Example from http://www.armystudyguide.com/content/Prep_For_Basic_Training/Prep_for_basic_general_information/common-marching-cadence.shtml:

 

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Example from http://www.armystudyguide.com/content/Prep_For_Basic_Training/Prep_for_basic_general_information/common-marching-cadence.shtml :

Get on Back Home
>snip<

Ain't no use in going back
Jody's got your cadillac

Ain't no use in calling home
Jody's got your girl and gone

Ain't no use in feeling blue
Jody's got your sister too

 

[Gobsmacked]

This Jody won't have anyone's girl. He is disgusting. I'm surprised they have three children. I cannot imagine sharing a bed with him. Sweaty, strange beard and cries all the time.  Yuck, yuck and double yuck.

[ladyaudley]

On 10/19/2016 at 10:39 PM, Gobsmacked said:

If they have to take the children to the Doctors for anything, the baby will be allocated a health visitor as he is under 5 years old. That will mean that they can't hide. The health visitor will ask how the two older girls are settling in, vaccination history etc. Schooling will definately be enquired about. No hiding children in Scotland. Thankfully.

yep! although they will be perfectly within their rights to homeschool, particularly if they already did that in the US. Still, an eye will be kept on them. 

[Howl]

On 10/18/2016 at 5:48 PM, Gemini said:

who the hell do these uneducated idiots think they are? 

This is the root of the problem.  Pig ignorant people out to save the world. 

[smittykins]

Hey now, don't insult pigs like that!  They're smart animals! 

[caszandra]

@Gobsmacked, this is for you.

Damn it, why the fuck did people give these eejits the money to come to my country. I truly hope they don't try to preach at the Rangers v Celtic game today, it would get ugly, very ugly with the fans if they started spouting their crap outside of the stadium and their kids don't deserve to see that, because these twits would be stupid enough to take the kids with them.

The Police would not take too kindly to religious hate speech and doing so at a football match will get them charged under the Offensive Behaviour at Football and Threating Communications act Scotland 2012 with this section http://www.legislation.gov.uk/asp/2012/1/contents. 

 

[Gobsmacked]

Caszandra , Thankyou !!! That is brilliant.

You are right, hopefully the Hodnetts will have the sense to keep away from the game. 

I suspect they will be tucked away at their new church.

Jody has a lot of preaching to do to re-pay all the daft sheeple who have landed him on us, the folk of Scotland.

[sea_gale]

I bet the sight of Jody and the realisation that their church wasted tithe money on such a waste of carbon will make a lot of people lose their faith.

[kunoichi66]

On 18/10/2016 at 8:44 PM, Lurky said:

@Palimpsest No worries at all - and big thanks for bringing this trainwreck to our attention!   I just wish Nick Maulucci would update us on the family's cash-raising mission in a limousine now!

I can't watch him talk without laughing, so I appreciate that especially after all the depressing threads I've just been reading.

"Nothing in the world like (getting an all-expenses paid trip to Scotland).  Amen."

Describing Ginger as following him "to the end of the world" in going to OMG!!Scotland!!1!!1!!!11! is slightly melodramatic!

ETA: I'd love to see how well his easy tears are going to go down in Scotland!  He's been tearful in at least 2 videos I've seen, and the Scots I know would find blubbering about god like that amusing...  Actual Scots, whaddaya think?

 

Honestly?  We don't show emotion in public over here - so he'd get some serious side-eye.  Possibly get the piss taken out of him for it.

Who do these people think they are?  Ignorant, self-important muppets, the lot of them.

Still, I'd pay money to see a video of him being put down by someone he tried to convert.

[Granwych]

On ‎10‎/‎22‎/‎2016 at 6:22 AM, Howl said:

This is the root of the problem.  Pig ignorant people out to save the world. 

And as my late father would say, "Nuttier than a shithouse rat."

[Gobsmacked]

That is filed away for future use Granwych!

 

[Granwych]

31 minutes ago, Gobsmacked said:

That is filed away for future use Granwych!

 

Dad would be honored!  "Judas priest!"  and "dopey bastard" were common exclamations during my childhood.  Never heard him say the F word, though, probably saved it for his job.

[kunoichi66]

1 hour ago, Granwych said:

Dad would be honored!  "Judas priest!"  and "dopey bastard" were common exclamations during my childhood.  Never heard him say the F word, though, probably saved it for his job.

What was his job, unless it's rude to ask?

[formergothardite]

I made myself the official FJ missionary to Scotland several years ago and you folks haven't stepped up to pay my way.  Living on deputation is HARD! How long must I suffer before people will send me and my family over there for an extended vacation  mission trip?! 

[Lurky]

@formergothardite We can't send you the filthy lucre until you give us a suitably apocalyptic video!

[Palimpsest]

1 hour ago, formergothardite said:

I made myself the official FJ missionary to Scotland several years ago and you folks haven't stepped up to pay my way.  Living on deputation is HARD! How long must I suffer before people will send me and my family over there for an extended vacation  mission trip?! 

Now that's not fair.

I promised to fund you (or perhaps it was just to pray for you) when you had managed to grift yourself a magical accordion!

::tapping foot::

Every time this thread is updated I hope that someone in Scotland has had an actual sighting of the Hodnett!