Jinger's going to the chapel and gonna get married...

[CoveredInBees]

Last time I checked our local churches charge some thing like £150 for venue hire, but more on top of that if you want the bell ringers and organist. We hired a hall just round the corner and then a friend catered for us.  

Unrelated wedding anecdote:

The year we got married the vicar decided that instead of having couples counselling, he would hold classes for all the couples getting married that year in one go (massive time saver for him - very picturesque medieval church, weddings every weekend thru the summer). We were all ushered into the church hall and were made to watch a video about the vows. I was sat next to a lad that I'd gone to school with (and MrSoonToBeCoveredInBees obviously) and we sniggered continuously through the "with my body I thee worship" section which was rather graphic complete with 70's porn soundtrack.

[Nashville92]

I actually had a dream they announced they were getting married on November 5th.  See if I'm correct lol.  As for churches, my church doesn't charge anything to get married in or use the annex for a party.  With weddings though the couple usually gives the preacher  $50 but it's not required 

[Bad Wolf]

November 5th. Bonfire night in the UK.

[Queen]

On 8 september 2016 at 11:56 PM, Bad Wolf said:

Well yes. You've raised your kids righteously, but you can't let them hold hands to pray, because they will be unable to control themselves. What do they think will happen? They're going to tear each other's clothes off in the middle of the prayer circle? Duggar logic, our kids are holier than yours, but can't be trusted without a chaperone. 

Well, that would be an interesting fundie porn movie, indeed!  #sorrynotsorry 

[Fundie Bunny]

2 hours ago, Queen said:

Well, that would be an interesting fundie porn movie, indeed!  #sorrynotsorry 

There's a porn parody of everything. If you search, I bet it exists

[VixenToast]

2 minutes ago, Fundie Bunny said:

There's a porn parody of everything. If you search, I bet it exists

Rule 34. Totally fun. And by fun I mean disturbing. Literally ANYTHING you type in the search bar plus the word porn will provide you with hours of amusement, disgust, and a thirst for brain bleach.

 

I like doing it for shits and giggles because, hey, I think it's hilarious.

[DaisyD]

There are some things that you just can't unsee. 

[Mela99]

5 hours ago, Fundie Bunny said:

There's a porn parody of everything. If you search, I bet it exists

So who's gonna take one for the team and search for it?

[CharlieInCharge]

9 hours ago, Mela99 said:

So who's gonna take one for the team and search for it?

Mostly hits for porn addiction, actually. And with the quotes on - nada.

[CoveredInBees]

20 hours ago, Bad Wolf said:

November 5th. Bonfire night in the UK.

Also Spurgeon's birthday apparently

[nst]

2 hours ago, CoveredInBees said:

Also Spurgeon's birthday apparently

Which will be celebrated with cake and pretend Disney characters

day 4 of Italy -someone take my credit card 

[Italiangirl]

1 hour ago, nst said:

day 4 of Italy -someone take my credit card 

Ah ah no way. Web are glad You spendere money xd where are you in Italy? 

[Gobsmacked]

On 10 September 2016 at 6:47 PM, Nashville92 said:

I actually had a dream they announced they were getting married on November 5th.  See if I'm correct lol.  As for churches, my church doesn't charge anything to get married in or use the annex for a party.  With weddings though the couple usually gives the preacher  $50 but it's not required 

We paid £100.00 towards the roof restoration fund at the beautiful old village church we married in 27 years ago.

 The flowers were left over from some BBC filming the day before!

[Bad Wolf]

1 hour ago, Gobsmacked said:

We paid £100.00 towards the roof restoration fund at the beautiful old village church we married in 27 years ago.

 The flowers were left over from some BBC filming the day before!

Vicar of Dibley? We went there a couple of years ago, or Songs of Praise.

[karen77]

On 9/10/2016 at 0:44 PM, Queen said:

Well, that would be an interesting fundie porn movie, indeed!  #sorrynotsorry 

That or it is like the marijuana videos in the 70's where you'd smoke a joint and walk off a building.

[Kaylo]

5 hours ago, karen77 said:

That or it is like the marijuana videos in the 70's where you'd smoke a joint and walk off a building.

Reefer Madness! 

[allthegoodnamesrgone]

On 9/10/2016 at 3:16 AM, Fundie Bunny said:

Holy shit that's a crapton. Here churches charge "a donative of your choice" with is bullshit and usually about 200 euros. Same with civil weddings

Damn, it only cost me $100 for the ministers time. 

[samurai_sarah]

Carry on here: