Daniel Staddon and Kathryn Neely: the most convoluted courtship story ever

[hasunah]

Whoever is talking right now needs a speech lesson . He's hard to understand  (or maybe my brain checked out )

[fundiefan]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[hasunah]

Who is writing these vows ?

[nickelodeon]

Can't hear dick over the fussing babies on almost every pew!

[snowfootwaltz]

I love "The Gift of Love"! Beautiful song. We used that tune with other lyrics for a hymn at our wedding. Ahhh, memories. However, at ours we failed to talk about contracts...

[fundiefan]

Kid up front is having none of this shit. She see's her future and and it is ugly.

Actually, those bridesmaids with the babies hanging on them is a visual for Kathryn to see her future. And she hasn't run yet. 

[hasunah]

The guy currently speaking sounds like a cranky old guy who just escaped his nursing home 

[nickelodeon]

Yeah, someone screamed bloody murder around the time that Kathryn vowed to be fruitful and raise Daniel's godly bbs; idk if it was one of the babies-of-honor or me.

(We're on Sermon #3 by the way!)

[Palimpsest]

Just checked in and now checking out lickety-split.  Sound is bad picture is worse.  Music is dirge-like.

That is Daddy Staddon marrying them, no?

Let me know if they talk about Death.  Babies, submission, and covenants are a given.

[season of life]

More singing. Yay. I hope the wedding guests get a nice dinner for having to sit through that snoozefest.

[fundiefan]

I took the garbage out hoping I'd miss something. No such luck. Looks and sounds like I never left.

[season of life]

Yo, they're smooching and they're rocking back and forth like they got seasick or something. 

[Sabal]

wow did I really just hear "we live in a state that can't even define marriage any more"? 

 

[snowfootwaltz]

A roomful of people just laughed at their first kiss. How romantic.

[season of life]

The way they kissed reminded me of a high school couple rather than a newly wedded couple.

[fundiefan]

1 minute ago, season of life said:

The way they kissed reminded me of a high school couple rather than a newly wedded couple.

Mentally & emotionally, they are high school kids. Freshmen. 

[hasunah]

have they forgotten that guy still in front at the altar?

[JermajestyDuggar]

Ugh. This is just awful. Constant screaming babies, boring politically charged sermon, and a kiss that everyone laughed at. 

Fundie romance at its finest....

[maple802]

8 minutes ago, Sabal said:

wow did I really just hear "we live in a state that can't even define marriage any more"? 

 

Yup. Heard it here too. My husband was all like "What in the hell?!" 

[naatashamaru]

just watched and im super late cuz i think im at the beginning and its bad...like super boring. This is my first live stream fundie wedding and I thought it would be better...i was wrong

[Sabal]

my first live-stream fundie wedding... why is that old guy still talking? Peeling wallpaper in my bathroom has just become more interesting.  That will teach me what not to do when I take breaks. 

 

[naatashamaru]

hold on so nobody stands when the bride walks in???????????????????

[nastyhobbitses]

Well, that wedding was dull as dirt from what I saw of it. But the processional music was pretty, at least. And the bridesmaids' dresses didn't look totally heinous as far as I could tell.

[maple802]

Were they coral? Or red? It was hard to tell on my monitor.

[iweartanktops]

I'm sorry for breaking the rules. I'm still on page 1, and have just finished reading the crazy blog entry. I'm stunned. I gasped loudly when she said she had literally given her father the key to her heart.  What. The. Fuck. 

I really need the laughs today! Okay, back to catching up on the thread...