Calling All Grammar Police!

[MarblesMom]

9 minutes ago, EyeQueue said:

They teach evolution , planned parenthood , 

They also teach how to sow commas like random garden items.

[MarblesMom]

And this gem:  "Still have a bunch of rain to go threw but nothing to sever"

Oy.

[DutchMommy]

1 hour ago, MarblesMom said:

And this gem:  "Still have a bunch of rain to go threw but nothing to sever"

Oy.

English isn't my first language, but.... what is she talking about?! What is she trying to say? I'm lost...

[formergothardite]

2 hours ago, DutchMommy said:

English isn't my first language, but.... what is she talking about?! What is she trying to say? I'm lost...

English is my first language and I can't translate that sentence either. 

[myusername]

And this gem:  "Still have a bunch of rain to go threw but nothing to sever"

Oy.

Still have a bunch of rain to go through, but nothing too severe.

IOW, there is still rain yet to come, but it isn't expected to be severe.

That's my guess.

[paulypepper]

My eyes are actually watering a bit from reading  , a small porsion of that Blog  , but not too wory i think i will be alright....

One of my pet peeves is restaurants and businesses with changeable message signs. It seems that many of these establishments do not let the brightest person go out and change the messages, so you end up with a barrage of misspellings.

Uggh!!! Makes me want to go in and slap the manager for condoning (well, not checking) the message.

There is a Japanese restaurant / sushi bar near me that likes to put Chuck Norris themed jokes on their message board, the latest saying "Chuck Norris Aproved".   Yeah, aproved....I have thought numerous times to go in and tell them that while Chuck Norris may 'aprove' of your menu, he does NOT 'approve' of your F'N SPELLING!

Guess y'all can see how i gets*  a bit upset...

 

[MarblesMom]

15 hours ago, myusername said:

Still have a bunch of rain to go through, but nothing too severe.

IOW, there is still rain yet to come, but it isn't expected to be severe.

That's my guess.

You nailed it.  I had to re-read the sentence a few times to understand what was happening.

 

This seems appropriate....

[Audrey2]

14 hours ago, MarblesMom said:

You nailed it.  I had to re-read the sentence a few times to understand what was happening.

 

This seems appropriate....

Thank you. This post gave me the belly laugh I desperately needed today. It sounds like a good place for the Nauglers to work- they're used to getting up close and personal with poo!

 

Of course, I could throw out a pun, too. It sounds like a crappy place to work to me!