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‘Christian’ Author Rants That Women Who Masturbate Are Going To Hell


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@Mercer: BRING IT!!!!!!1111!!!ELEVENTLY!  **drools and hopes for Godiva Demons**

Uhhh, have any of these ultra-fundy sorts figured out that sometimes, there is a mismatch between wants and needs of loving partners, and that perfectly good Godly people might need/want to be, hmmm, "owner-operators" on occasion for about seventy good reasons?

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Sounds to me like you gotta worry more about what the dudes (especially those in Florida) do after firing up their hootus than what the ladies do after summoning sex demons...

clickorlando.com/news/weird-news/florida-man-says-too-much-music-masturbation-made-him-vandalize-home

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PEMBROKE PARK, Fla. - A Florida man accused of vandalizing a home said he "listened to too much music and masturbated too much," which made him feel like "going out and destroying stuff," according to an arrest report obtained Tuesday by WPLG.

William Thomas, 25, of Clearwater, was arrested Friday on burglary and criminal mischief charges.

According to an arrest affidavit, Largo police were called to a home at 2066 N. Belcher Road after someone reported seeing a man smashing a mailbox.

According to the affidavit, a trailer tire was flattened, a window to the house was broken, and a mailbox, a real estate sign and a garden angel were destroyed.  

 

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Weird synchronicity. I was just reading the following article when I saw this thread started.

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/04/ted-cruz-dildo-ban-sex-devices-texas

Buddy Boy Ted Cruz was apparently all fired up against women using dildos. He doesn't get into the sex demon thing, but some of the reasons are the same told tired misogynistic tripe that these fundies like to trot out--because, ya know, women are the Devil's Gateway, amirite?

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The brief insisted that Texas, in order to protect "public morals," had  "police-power interests" in "discouraging prurient interests in sexual gratification, combating the commercial sale of sex, and protecting minors." There was a  "government" interest, it maintained, in "discouraging…autonomous sex." The brief compared the use of sex toys to "hiring a willing prostitute or engaging in consensual bigamy," and it equated advertising these products with the commercial promotion of prostitution. In perhaps the most noticeable line of the brief, Cruz's office declared, "There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship."

These are reasons Ted Cruz's legal team came up with to argue against an Austin sex shoppe (which sold sex toys).

How is masturbation "prurient interest in sexual gratification?" It's a pretty good stress reliever, IMHO. And harms *no one*.

Protecting minors? Let's do it for the children!!111eleventy! I get so sick if hearing this. Sex shoppes screen entrants for being 18 or over. This is just a straw man and an attempt to whip up the frothy base.

So, using a dildo is the same as hiring a prostitute? So will there now be a push for sex toys having personhood? Can we now marry our sex toys?

And here we get to the real sticking point: masturbation is non-procreative sex, so not in the service of the patriarchy, so therefore women don't have a constitutional right to it.

FFS, people! Where is that angry head-bashing-against-a-brick-wall emoji?

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The brief compared the use of sex toys to "hiring a willing prostitute or engaging in consensual bigamy"...

Regardless of whether there's anything wrong with sex toys (which there isn't,) the fact that the sex worker or bigamous partner is an actual human being seems like a fairly significant difference. That the brief didn't recognize that hypothetical person's humanity is pathetic but unsurprising.

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12 minutes ago, Mercer said:

 

 

Regardless of whether there's anything wrong with sex toys (which there isn't,) the fact that the sex worker or bigamous partner is an actual human being seems like a fairly significant difference. That the brief didn't recognize that hypothetical person's humanity is pathetic but unsurprising.

Oh, good point. I was so focused on them seemingly ascribing personhood to the sex toys and did not see it in the reverse: reducing the prostitute down to being a thing. :pb_evil:

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2 hours ago, 47of74 said:

Sounds to me like you gotta worry more about what the dudes (especially those in Florida) do after firing up their hootus than what the ladies do after summoning sex demons...

clickorlando.com/news/weird-news/florida-man-says-too-much-music-masturbation-made-him-vandalize-home

>>subquote, and cusses at the computer<<  >>...a garden angel were destroyed.<<

Not a gnome? DAMN. Missed it!

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5 hours ago, samira_catlover said:

Not a gnome? DAMN. Missed it!

Yeah now I wonder if the garden angel asked, "Am I going to die?"

 

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On 12 April 2016 at 11:49 PM, samurai_sarah said:

Incubus: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus

The version for males is the succubus.

Sex demons, they're real made up.

@samurai_sarah I feel asleep reading the wiki link on the laptop and didn't close the window when I woke up enough to close the screen and go to bed proper. The next morning my partner was the first to use it. Made for a rather interesting conversation! :laughing-jumpingpurple: 

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6 minutes ago, Mrs Ms said:

@samurai_sarah I feel asleep reading the wiki link on the laptop and didn't close the window when I woke up enough to close the screen and go to bed proper. The next morning my partner was the first to use it. Made for a rather interesting conversation! :laughing-jumpingpurple: 

:pb_lol:

And hey, knowing about sex demons will totally come in handy in a pub quiz/trivia quiz one day! :kitty-shifty:

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On 12 April 2016 at 7:43 AM, Fundie Bunny said:

I don't get. Is male masturbation also wicked? Or just female masturbation? Or just female masturbation if it's with toys?

He doesn't feel the need to spend hours and hours thinking about men pleasuring themselves, just the lovely ladies. And he really does need to spend lots and lots of time reading about it, visualising it, figuring out what aids could be used. It's all just to save our souls, of course.

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On 12/04/2016 at 5:59 AM, samira_catlover said:

Anybody know how I can possibly attract a chocolate demon?

Read Roald Dahl books.

On 12/04/2016 at 10:39 PM, docmom said:

I wonder if fundies realize how much they minimize God?  They make him appear impotent...

 

Pun intended?

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A Christian author is warning women that “masturbation is a direct path to Satan.” 

Wait ... is he saying that Satan lives in my uterus? So if I have a hysterectomy, it's all good, right? 

But what about my husband? How can he safely have sex with me? Or wait ... lemme guess ... the male penis is impervious to the powers of Uterus Satan, isn't it? 

 

eta: And now I'm wondering if Uterus Satan is in any way related to the Fart Demons. 

http://www.queerty.com/pastor-claims-gay-people-are-possessed-by-fart-demons-that-can-drive-pigs-to-suicide-20140723

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So bizarre, I read this thread earlier, just dumbfounded. I've never heard of this particular problem with masturbation before. Then tonight a friend posted a link on fb that also said masturbation can open the doorway to demons. That link didn't specify women though. 

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Mack Major is a good name for a dildo or a gay porn star.

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On 19/04/2016 at 11:14 PM, polecat said:

Wait ... is he saying that Satan lives in my uterus? So if I have a hysterectomy, it's all good, right? 

But what about my husband? How can he safely have sex with me? Or wait ... lemme guess ... the male penis is impervious to the powers of Uterus Satan, isn't it? 

Only your husband's.  Not other men, that's what causes STDs.  And as for two women, that's double the Satan!

I suppose men have testicle demons, which makes it an advantage to only have one!

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