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livinginthelight
11 minutes ago, clueliss said:

I believe that is Doug Philips ((is a tool) and his very. wide. stance.  (for those that haven't I recommend the fundie archives the DPIAT threads are quite entertaining.).  

And we know about wide stances, particularly in airport restrooms. *snicker*

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Sundaymorning

We could basically showcase every fundie patriarch and most fundie mothers in this thread. You truly have to be a special kind of nutjob to fall down the fundie rabbit hole and proudly present your fucked-up lifestyle on the internet.

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Gobsmacked

DPIAT wide stance suggestions:

1. Itchy piles

2. Piddled himself 

3. Thong a size to small (Pinocchio wears them and he tells lies)

4. Shaving rash

5. Slippery soles 

6. Thinking about airports

7. Can't take medicine orally

more suggestions ?

 

 

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Peas n carrots

I'm posting from iPhone but we need a shout out for Vycki Garrison. She is never.ever.wrong.

Oh Dougie and his famous W I D E stance. Not nearly enough cellos though.

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THERetroGamerNY

That wide stance is just immortalized within my mind. lol

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FloraKitty35
3 hours ago, Georgiana said:

We can't have this thread without 10 Day Hawaiian Vacation starring STEVE

 

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Shouldn't the sign read "blow hard" instead of "blow horn"?

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Curious
6 hours ago, Gimme a Free RV said:

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I know...

I'm not nice.

This one screams:  I am the epitome of cuteness and prudent living.

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This is Erica Shupe?   Wow her hair is very (very) short for a fundie.  Don't get me wrong.  I think it's cute and she looks nice, but you don't see someone so fundie without long hair normally.

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formergothardite

I'm pretty sure Erica once wrote about how her very short hair is super godly. She can't just have a short hairstyle, she has to act like it is the most godly hairstyle ever. 

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Caribou
18 minutes ago, Curious said:

This is Erica Shupe?   Wow her hair is very (very) short for a fundie.  Don't get me wrong.  I think it's cute and she looks nice, but you don't see someone so fundie without long hair normally.

It's not short, it's WHISPY dammit!! WHISPY! 

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Sundaymorning
11 minutes ago, Caribou said:

It's not short, it's WHISPY dammit!! WHISPY! 

what does whispy even mean? I've tried a translator, but it didn't give me any results. :my_huh:

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Mrs Ms
2 hours ago, Gobsmacked said:

DPIAT wide stance suggestions:

1. Itchy piles

2. Piddled himself 

3. Thong a size to small (Pinocchio wears them and he tells lies)

4. Shaving rash

5. Slippery soles 

6. Thinking about airports

7. Can't take medicine orally

more suggestions ?

 

 

@Gobsmaked I laughed so hard I woke my teething baby halfway through nap time! Having trouble focusing through the tears of laughter:cracking-up:

8. Already ducking to avoid the rotten food he is worried will be tossed at him once he starts talking

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ViolaSebastian
7 minutes ago, Sundaymorning said:

what does whispy even mean? I've tried a translator, but it didn't give me any results. :my_huh:

She's referring to the little bits of hair on her forehead that supposedly differentiate her cut from a man's haircut.

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Mary C Doates

Three of my person favorites:

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56c5284b09ed6_32803931.jpg.c9df47068fa0fNathaniel Darnell, Vision Forum Intern

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Caribou
11 minutes ago, Sundaymorning said:

what does whispy even mean? I've tried a translator, but it didn't give me any results. :my_huh:

Sorry - That should be "wispy" - 

wispy

 (ˈwɪspɪ) 

adj, wispier or wispiest

wisplike; delicate, faint, light, etc

ˈwispily adv

ˈwispiness n

Collins English Dictionary – Complete and Unabridged, 12th Edition 2014 © HarperCollins Publishers 1991, 1994, 1998, 2000, 2003, 2006, 2007, 2009, 2011, 2014

Erica seems to think her short hair is AOK because she has "wisps" (meaning longer, fine bits of hair framing her face).

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Marian the Librarian

Mary C. Doates, you were reading my mind.

 

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formergothardite

Here is Geoff thinking deeply about ducks. 

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THERetroGamerNY
Here is Geoff thinking deeply about ducks. 

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"... What IS this smell on my finger?"

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picklepizzas
7 minutes ago, Marian the Librarian said:

Mary C. Doates, you were reading my mind.

 

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what family is this?

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Grimalkin

@Gimme a Free RV I inappropriately laughed out loud in a Dr.'s waiting room with the horse comparison. I am not very nice either.

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Jezzable

I guess I'm unfamiliar with Steve.  Who is he?  

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Grimalkin
6 minutes ago, THERetroGamerNY said:

"... What IS this smell on my finger?"

That is exactly what it looks like. 

 

And its its a little to close to his mouth for my comfort.

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Mary C Doates

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Scott Brown. Never did quite manage to take over Doug Phillips (who is a tool)'s empire, but not from lack of trying.

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Marian the Librarian
12 minutes ago, picklepizzas said:

what family is this?

The Geoffrey Botkin family 200-Year Plan dynasty.

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Mary C Doates
8 minutes ago, picklepizzas said:

what family is this?

The Botkins, of westernconservatory.com. The Botkin daughters were (and still are) held up as shining examples of virtue, intelligence, culture, and Christian stay-at-home ladies. Geoff is a self-styled expert on everything. I believe the website has audio and video links which will give you a good idea of how insufferable they are.

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THERetroGamerNY
"... What IS this smell on my finger?"

That is exactly what it looks like. 

 

And its its a little to close to his mouth for my comfort.

It is indeed a rather discomforting finger-stache maneuver...

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