AWESOME cards! Good snark potential!

[samira_catlover]

Has anybody else thought about sending cards to fundie little kids?

Yes, I am SOOOOOOO going to HeckFire for this.

http://www.jokergreeting.com/

**rubs hands gleefully and makes up a mailing list**

[Eternalbluepearl]

6 minutes ago, samira_catlover said:

Has anybody else thought about sending cards to fundie little kids?

No. 

[FundiesInParis]

I don't quite get enjoyment out of harassing children, just because I find their parents deplorable.

[singsingsing]

21 minutes ago, samira_catlover said:

Has anybody else thought about sending cards to fundie little kids?

...What? No. Why? Are you insane?

[iweartanktops]

I might be misunderstanding, but this seems fucked up. There's NOTHING funny about messing with children. Nothing. 

[Sweet Fellowship]

Nope, the poor kids go through enough in these wackadoodle families.

I would send one to Steve Maxwell, however. The evil, worldly, FUN music would send him loopy.

[dpndetfarm]

I'm pretty sure it was a joke about sending the cards to  fundie  children.   They are musical cards that never stop. Could be kind of funny as long as you don't live with the person who gets it. (Not to fundy children) Still I think the post was kind of tongue in cheek.

[Eternalbluepearl]

What does a birthday card that doesn't stop singing have to do with the issues discussed on FJ? Sorry, it's just kind of pointless to me even if it was a joke. 

[Whoosh]

Yeah, this post was a little confusing to me, but I think I get it now.  While I am not comparing kids to animals (cause we all know cats are not children - don't need that convo here LOL), the idea behind this reminds me of when my friend would buy my energetic dog something like a warthog stuffed animal that made warthog fart sounds when he chewed it - so then I would buy her young son a super soaker, so then she would buy my dog...  hahaha.  Man, that was so not fun sometimes.  Anyway, the kid and the dog LOVED it.  It was hard on the grown humans.

Just to be clear, I am not advocating sending these (or anything for that matter) and I don't think the OP was either, but I think that was the idea - the kid would LOVE it...

[Gimme a Free RV]

Do they make a card I can send to David-Rod that will play "Get a job!" for nine hours, non-stop?

[CelticGoddess]

4 hours ago, Sweet Fellowship said:

Nope, the poor kids go through enough in these wackadoodle families.

I would send one to Steve Maxwell, however. The evil, worldly, FUN music would send him loopy.

I could definitely send one to Steve Maxwell.  That SOB deserves it.

[19 cats and counting]

1 hour ago, Gimme a Free RV said:

Do they make a card I can send to David-Rod that will play "Get a job!" for nine hours, non-stop?

Can I send one to Ben Seewald?

[Black Aliss]

Someone once gave one of my kids a picture book of Old McDonald, that had the music chip in it. Damn thing must have been possessed because it would be on the shelf, no one near it, and it would start up all on its own and play and play and. . .eventually I put it in a bag of things going to a charity shop. Even buried in clothing I could hear it playing while I drove.

[Jingerbread]

Don't send them to the fundie littles.  Send them to your own nieces and nephews to annoy their parents, but leave the fundy littles out of it.  They get so little already that breaking something they get could be crushing.

[dpndetfarm]

4 hours ago, 19 cats and counting said:

Can I send one to Ben Seewald?

 

6 hours ago, Gimme a Free RV said:

Do they make a card I can send to David-Rod that will play "Get a job!" for nine hours, non-stop?

When I went to the site much earlier today it looks like you could probably get them to make you a custom card.  They appear to be some younger guys who have started this company through a crowd source fund.  Fun to fantasize about anyway.  One of their cards (which are mostly preorder for March(?) has sold out.

The biggest problem with this card is that ... payback is a bitch!.

[nelliebelle1197]

11 hours ago, samira_catlover said:

Has anybody else thought about sending cards to fundie little kids?

Yes, I am SOOOOOOO going to HeckFire for this.

http://www.jokergreeting.com/

**rubs hands gleefully and makes up a mailing list**

We don't harass children here.

[SledCat]

Thanks @samira_catlover, I now have the Macarena in my head. I think I'd rather get a spider in my mailbox.

[PsyD2013]

Leave the kids off the list.  I'd totally send one to the PP or Steve Maxhell...

[katilac]

On 1/16/2016 at 9:10 PM, nelliebelle1197 said:

We don't harass children here.

I'm not the OP, but my interpretation is that the kids would love it, and the parents would hate it.