In 2016 I Purpose to

[ljohnson2006]

I purpose to solicit for donations for my "Ministry".

[cbauer357]

I purpose to have as many miracle blessings as possible, even if it is physically impossible, the Lord will find a way to make me have ovaries and a uterus again, right? That would be the true miracle blessing.

[hollywood]

I purpose to do whatever the hell I want because I have free will

[EmCatlyn]

Having purposed unsuccessfully to exercise more all last year, I will purpose it again this year and pray the good Lord will assist and bless me with stronger will power and more time.

[manda b]

I purpose to read more smutty books this year.

[LadyCrow1313]

I purpose to have poise w/a porpoise

:: plays rimshot :: 

 

 

[hockeymoo]

I purpose to homebirth a giant baby and then talk about it as if I'm the first woman in history to experience labor and delivery.

[librarychick]

I purpose to win the powerball tomorrow night!! 

[Buzzard]

I purpose to obey my headship's desire for his favorite restaurant that I find nauseating, without rolling my eyes and sighing loudly.  

[CTRLZero]

I purpose to avoid posting snark when under the influence of hot flashes.  I purpose to gaze adoringly at my headship and not use it as an opportunity to point out he missed clipping a random nose hair.  I purpose to quit hiding in the shrubbery when godly missionaries come through the neighborhood.

[missegeno]

In 2016, I purpose to pray about adoption. I will pray that any adoption requests put forth by fundies will fail, that adoption providers will note the lack of employment, evidence of abuse, and international restrictions.