Bristol Palin's family is complete!

[Howl]

Bristol Palin has popped out little Sailor Grace and now says her little family is complete (!).  

[salex]

So, complete?  I guess she's going to follow her old plan of abstinence from now on.

Really. 

Really?

[acheronbeach]

Why,  has she now figured out what causes it?  The girl's  a fool,  and I  fully expect yet another surprise "blessing" named after a random noun. 

[HarryPotterFan]

Has she said who the father is yet? I remember hearing she and her fiancé called things off, so that makes me wonder if it's him or someone else.

And she gets paid how much to promote abstinence only education?

[notfundy]

33 minutes ago, HarryPotterFan said:

Has she said who the father is yet? I remember hearing she and her fiancé called things off, so that makes me wonder if it's him or someone else.

And she gets paid how much to promote abstinence only education?

Yes - Dakota is the father; he posted about it himself  (saying how blessed/happy he is, etc.) on his own social media.  Will try to find link and also will recall his last name.  He's the war hero guy she was engaged to; wedding abruptly called off at the last minute.  

Dakota Meyer 

 

✔@Dakota_Meyer

Best Christmas present ever!! I couldn't be more proud of this little blessing

[Jingerbread]

Family complete?  What about the boy whose father was forced out?  I'm looking down so hard on Bristol.  She's a fucking hypocrite who looks down on others for doing what she's done, while getting paid a fortune to preach abstinence.

I hope Dakota gets a DNA test done.  The abruptness of canceling their wedding is suspicious.

[Mela99]

She's just dumb as a stump. But then look at her mother. 

[lawfulevil]

Maybe she got her tubes tied. Reduce the chances of getting caught lying about being abstinent AGAIN.

[mango_fandango]

Sailor? Eh, could be worse. Could be Spurgeon. Nothing is going to top that name.

[16strong]

She would gain way more respect if she promoted safe (er) sex instead of hardline abstinence that even she can't adhere to. But... this is a Palin we're talking about.

 

 

 

[VixenToast]

God, Bristol is a tool. Guh.

[roddma]

Uh Just think if that had been Chelsea Clinton-who by the way just announced her 2nd pregnancy

[meda]

17 minutes ago, roddma said:

Uh Just think if that had been Chelsea Clinton-who by the way just announced her 2nd pregnancy

Chelsea Clinton is married, has an advanced degree or two, earns a decent living, and has to my knowledge never lectured anyone to keeping their legs shut and think of Jesus while at the same time having enough (unmarried) sexy time to produce two kids with two different fathers.

[Cleopatra7]

4 hours ago, Howl said:

Bristol Palin has popped out little Sailor Grace and now says her little family is complete (!).  

The name Sailor Grace reminds me of a potential Christian remake/rip-off of Sailor Moon. I would suggest that Bristol's new gig could be a "Christian manga artist," but I doubt she's creative enough to even rip-off other people's ideas, and she's probably of the sort who considers manga to be "demonic" by virtue of being foreign and produced by a non-Christian culture.

[Jana814]

47 minutes ago, meda said:

Chelsea Clinton is married, has an advanced degree or two, earns a decent living, and has to my knowledge never lectured anyone to keeping their legs shut and think of Jesus while at the same time having enough (unmarried) sexy time to produce two kids with two different fathers.

Very true about Chelsea Clinton. Also up until recently (in the last 5-7 years or so) she has pretty much tried to stay out of the spot lot. Unlike Bristol Palin. 

[Jingerbread]

1 hour ago, mango_fandango said:

Sailor? Eh, could be worse. Could be Spurgeon. Nothing is going to top that name.

http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2010/05/01/paradoxal/

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P.A.R.A.D.O.X.A.L. is actually an acronym for her full name, which is Pandora Astraea Radagast Annextiomarus Dalía Ondine Xeziriq Amethyst L. (apparently her fuckface parents couldn’t come up with anything clever for the letter L)

 

[doggie]

3 hours ago, notfundy said:

Yes - Dakota is the father; he posted about it himself  (saying how blessed/happy he is, etc.) on his own social media.  Will try to find link and also will recall his last name.  He's the war hero guy she was engaged to; wedding abruptly called off at the last minute.  

Dakota Meyer 

 

✔@Dakota_Meyer

Best Christmas present ever!! I couldn't be more proud of this little blessing

myself I would wonder time for a paternity test. 

[Toothfairy]

But she's abstinence. How did she get pregnant? And what's with these people and names? 

[Md ca]

But she's abstinence. How did she get pregnant? And what's with these people and names? 

The names! I have thought that the Palin names are where each child was conceived. Any other theories??

[KnittingOwl]

3 hours ago, Md ca said:

The names! I have thought that the Palin names are where each child was conceived. Any other theories??

Dad is really a sailor not Dakota the marine?

[roddma]

What I meant was conservatives would have been super critical if a democrat's daughter done the same.

[Joyleaf]

2 hours ago, KnittingOwl said:

Dad is really a sailor not Dakota the marine?

I had similar thoughts.
Calling the child of a Marine "Sailor"... isn't that kind of a low blow?

And I doubt that Dakota is the genetic father. I rather think that the Palins promised him money if he just accepted the position without a paternity test to avoid further scandals.

[AmazonGrace]

Of all the things that Bristol Palin has said and done, I didn't find this particularly snarkworthy.

She wrote:

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My sweet Sailor Grace was born yesterday, our family couldn’t be more complete.  Here’s a photo of her big brother meeting her:

JMO but I didn't read the reference to her family being more complete as a declaration that this is absolutely the last baby ever, more as an affirmation that this new addition to our family is a blessing and really belongs here in our hearts. It's just what any new mother should feel and  a damn sight better for the baby than being a mistake and a disappointment, as in Bristol's sad pregnancy announcement blog post.

[WhiteRun]

6 hours ago, Jingerbread said:

http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2010/05/01/paradoxal/

 

Don't forget her sister C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A.L.(Cleopatra Elektra Luna Eris Skytten Thunder Isis Ananke L.) 
 

[laPapessaGiovanna]

Why not Sailor Moon or Sailor Venus or Sailor Mars...?