http://quivermen.blogspot.com

[Confused_by_religion]

Does anybody know who is behind this blog?

 

http://quivermen.blogspot.com

 

 

It's genius!

[NurseNell]

LOL, hilarious. :lol:

Nell

[readergirl]

Is this for real? :roll:

[NurseNell]

Is this for real? :roll:

I think it's satire, not real.

Nell

[dawniecakes]

Father, Son and Holy Spiritship -- The First Pre-Step In a Pre-Relationship

If God Gave You Arrows, They're Always Your Arrows

If They're Doing Anything They Want To Do, They're Not Doing Anything They Need To Do

The QOM-sanctioned music for your ATiPod

Hair-Cutting -- The Devil's Craft Time

The Media, aka Homosexuality, Inc.

Seeking a Help-Meet for Your Son -- Questions You Have to Ask

How to Deal with Escaped Arrows

Feminism

Breaking Your Arrow's Will

I LOLd

[Lewis]

It's a young person (and you'd be surprised how young) who was burned by patriarchal BS - with some contribution from other young people. They prefer to remain anonymous.

It's great satire.

[Confused_by_religion]

It's a young person (and you'd be surprised how young) who was burned by patriarchal BS - with some contribution from other young people. They prefer to remain anonymous.

It's great satire.

Thank you - if you happen to know them, please tell them they've made my day. Actually, days. :-) It's so great because they get the jargon and the sentiments behind it so right - it's amazing.

[Lillian]

Modesty (females)

* Can you see her collarbone? Immodest and indecent.

* Does her sleeve end more than three inches above her elbow? Borderline immodest.

* Sleeveless? Just kidding! We know that you would never dream of letting your wives or daughters dress like a prostitute.

* When she stands up straight with her arms down and her fingertips touching her legs, does her skirt end above her ankles? Immodest.

* Is she wearing loose-fitting pants? In her own home, borderline. Anywhere outside the home, offensive.

Modesty (males)

* Not an issue.

This is pure gold :lol: :lol:

[notsocommon]

I wanna know how young!

[finleeport]

This is awesome, loved it

[Lewis]

I wanna know how young!

Late teens.

[notsocommon]

It is brilliant for such young people!

Not to mention encouraging for them to see the BS so early.

[Shina]

Heeheehee, I love the snark.

[kaetrin]

They have the jargon and the attitude down beautifully. I haven't laughed so hard at ATI satire since the heyday of the late lamented X-ATI Guy (His blog is late lamented, of course; he himself is doing fine :) ).

"We want to make it very clear that we do not believe in living our lives according to lists. We are not prone to unbiblical legalism. But unfortunately, everyone else is. Since you, our readers, are the weaker brothers here, we decided to provide you with some of our lists that will help you become more like us in our biblical legalism." Nail on head. I love them just for this.

[Hane]

Who We Are

Quivers Of Men

Humbly pointing out the areas where people who are not like us fail. You're welcome.

I've seen this before, but it always makes me shriek with laughter.

[Confused_by_religion]

Late teens.

Wow, I wish I had been that clever and able to express myself well as a late teen. (I was one of those obnoxious teens that have all the answers.) Good for them!

[gilora]

From the Quivermen's advice to a helpmeet who is no longer a "lean, prime cut:"

At this point, your best bet is symptomatic control. Since you can't lose 50 lbs in one day, do the best with what you have. Before your husband gets home from work, put on your nicest Sunday denim jumper, your whitest Keds, your pinkest lipstick, and take extra care with your french braid. He'll notice that you put extra time into your appearance, and while he knows you're still not nearly as attractive as your friends' stay-at-home adult daughter, he will appreciate the effort, and, after eating the meal you spent most of the day preparing, the two of you can get busy filling his quiver.

Their wisdom is truly remarkable. I'm trying out this one tonight!! :lol: