Ain't no party like a fundie party cause a fundie party...

[Catey]

Has a child/adult ratio that makes me feel like I actually got to visit Neverland...

Ensures me that I will be the smartest person in the room..

Allows me to trade all my SEVERELY awesome little house on the prairie dress patterns...

Is a chance to play the crowd favorite pin the sleeves on the heathen...i

Gives me a chance to use those old cans of corn in my Nibblet/Velvetta casserole...

Is the only time I ever went to a RV key party...or wait what were those bowls for?

Is a great place to sport my new orchid headband...

Gives my Instagram a much needed break from my fast-food outing pictures....

Is a chance to finally take off my chore pack....

Just makes me feel more fertile...

[Gimme a Free RV]

...serves plenty of this:

[iweartanktops]

... Don't defraud! 

[salex]

No one has to wait for a partner to dance the night away and (what appears to be) no touch orgasms....... 

 

[Mecca]

.... Has melted trash can ice cream. Yum! 

[Miranda]

Stevehova passes out two animal crackers to each guest, but no Pepsi to wash them down.

[Eternalbluepearl]

Has fruit loops on a string! Fun for young and old!

[ADoyle90815]

Has lukewarm root beer floats in a hot parking lot in the summer
 

Starts with a talk about Legos

 

[PsyD2013]

wouldn't be complete without a sermon about DEATH.

[Geechee Girl]

....is the perfect time to steal the spotlight by announcing a new blessing.

[FloraKitty35]

bean burrito hors d'oeuvres. 

[pnwgypsy]

....cuz at a fundie party you get more than one jelly bean

...because there are no defrauding crotches on display

[imokit]

Has the Duggers doing the hump 

[Khan]

Has engaged couples having handsex.

[unforgiving]

claims to be always learning whilst never actually learning a thing.

[DaffyDill]

runs on essential oils! All the social lubricant you need in 5643 tiny bottles.

[grandmadugger]

....takes place in an RV with at least eleven children! 

and a cage

[Guest]

ends with mild, inappropriate touching and a Megan Kelley interview 

[Cats B4 Quivers]

... she gets to wear her nice frumper and shoe gaze all late afternoon so she'll attract a headship...

[moodygirl86]

...is more boring than a Duggar episode.

[Jingerbread]

Ain't no party like a fundie party 'cause a fundie party ain't fun.

[dilannsmom]

...ends at Reformers Unanimous