Ain't no party like a fundie party cause a fundie party...

[zadie]

...has no physical touching

 

 

Complete the line!  Go!

 

 

[pamplemousse]

...is more godly than a nonfundie party

[EyeQueue]

...only needs 10 minutes and some lube.

[ViolaSebastian]

...has froot loops for dessert.  *smile*.

[metheglyn]

...ain't fun!

As soon as I saw the prompt I got the rhythm and repetition stuck in my head. I'm sure it's not in the least original, but it had to be said. 

[zadie]

...never starts because it's running on Duggar time!

[danvillebelle]

has historically appropriate costumes!  AND MOAR CELLOS!

[CyborgKin]

knows where it's going when the party dies.

[RosyDaisy]

has sweet fellowshipping

[usedtobenice]

Gives Chick tracts as party favors.

[JillsFlowerHeadband]

...has penguins, a special birthday song and cake in Mom and Dad's room!!

[Iamhispurity]

has been SEVERELY paid for by someone else.

[formergothardite]

....takes place in an RV with at least eleven children! 

[urban teacher]

Provides 2 chicken breasts total and glue sticks

[Fascinated]

...is where the fun dies.

[Jana814]

Ends with Bible time. 

[AlwaysExcited]

... there no music, no dancing, no good food, no fun
... and you can't get though it without alcohol, but there is no alcohol

[lizzybee]

...has grapejuice, like Jesus intended. 

[ViolaSebastian]

...has ice cream sundaes in a cold parking lot!

[JMO]

includes repurposed decorations, donated labor, a gift registry for cereal, and melted root beer floats in a hot parking lot. 

... includes a 30 minute sermon from a patriarch about submission, purity and a covenant marriage and ends with an awkward first kiss. 

[happy atheist]

...don't start!

[AlwaysExcited]

... will be snarked about on FJ.

[Gobsmacked]

.......Has prettily disguised donation bowls.

[Crocoduck]

...has the tots!!

(Tater tots, that is)

[Marian the Librarian]

Has all party-related planning, prepping, cooking and cleanup performed by stay-at-home daughters. In their 30s.