The Marriage Bed

[ADoyle90815]

Many of those threads are material, definitely another rabbit hole.

[iweartanktops]

OMGGG, I really didn't need to know about this site. It's crazy town! 

[purple_summer]

There's a thread about parents "helping" with the wedding night

[BunnyBee]

Oh my god NO, My DH and I were supposed to go out for dinner tonight and now I can't stop reading 

"sinful sex felt like a burning knife" "it hurt to the levels of wanting to throw up"

Um wtf, I have never experienced this?!?! Maybe it's the psychological aspect of feeling so guilty for giving into your animal instincts, which your brand of christianity has deemed worth burning in an eternal hell for? 

[Sundaymorning]

There's a thread about parents "helping" with the wedding night

WTF?? Which thread? I now don't know if I should go and read it or if I should spare myself from that experience.

[BunnyBee]

"How much room inside vagina" Actual thread title 

[7thchild]

Oh my god NO, My DH and I were supposed to go out for dinner tonight and now I can't stop reading 

"sinful sex felt like a burning knife" "it hurt to the levels of wanting to throw up"

Um wtf, I have never experienced this?!?! Maybe it's the psychological aspect of feeling so guilty for giving into your animal instincts, which your brand of christianity has deemed worth burning in an eternal hell for? 

hey, at least you'll have something to talk about over dinner, lol. You might want to go light on the meal and order a few extra drinks.

[iweartanktops]

I'm reading the, "I have a small penis," thread.  what the fuck is my life? 

[plaidninja]

I was registered a long time ago, when I thought I'd marry my conservative military boyfriend at age 21. Don't even remember my username now.

At the time, when my understanding of sex included what I bothered to remember from 9th grade health and and some questionable fanfic, it was a wealth of information. The dogma that went with it, though....they LIVED by the, "Men are visual and women aren't," and "Men want respect and women want love" stuff. That was where every problem seemed to begin. And some of the "questions" were so...they felt like they were the poster's fantasies. Some of it WAS porn, with Song of Solomon mixed in. They titillated themselves with sharing their holy sex acts. I can remember one of the very last posts I read, titled, "delightful stray hair," which was a man detailing the pleasure he gave and received slowly pulling free shed head hairs which had gotten trapped in his wife's labia. People chimed in with all the other items they had used to similar effect. They're all just getting off on it and admonishing the lustful to avert their eyes.

[ViolaSebastian]

Woah, first thread I clicked on was a poor woman having sex four weeks postpartum.  She's scared of conceiving again so quickly. Her mother had six kids by the time she was 22.  

Oy vey, coitus interruptus was recommended for a birth control method that doesn't affect milk supply...

It's going to be a late night, I think.  

ETA: Oh lord, a guy who is upset at the fact that a male physician touched his wife's vulva during their child's birth.  He was JEALOUS and doesn't buy the "it's medical, so it's different" argument.  WTF.

 

[nickelodeon]

My WTF religious sex site of choice is christiannymphos.org because the people there are ALL KINDS of weird.

http://christiannymphos.org/2008/09/10/adult-nursing/

They link to TMB on their blogroll!

[Jasmar]

I can't get into lust either. The plus side is the pornography section is accessible. I saw habitual masturbation, and just had to take a gander.

If you just take this post, outside its original context, it's the second funniest thing on the internet today. Number one is her waterbed post.

[iweartanktops]

My WTF religious sex site of choice is christiannymphos.org because the people there are ALL KINDS of weird.

http://christiannymphos.org/2008/09/10/adult-nursing/

They link to TMB on their blogroll!

I clicked on the link,and the first thing I see is a photo of milk, and the article is about, "lactation erotica/adult nursing." 

I'm not sure if I can read it... 

[ViolaSebastian]

I clicked on the link,and the first thing I see is a photo of milk, and the article is about, "lactation erotica/adult nursing." 

I'm not sure if I can read it... 

Spoiler: there's a Bible verse for that.

 

Proverbs 5:18-20 (New Living Translation)

18 Let your wife be a fountain of blessing for you.
Rejoice in the wife of your youth.
19 She is a loving deer, a graceful doe.
Let her breasts satisfy you always.
May you always be captivated by her love.

It's Biblical, ya'll, get nursing those husbands! 

[BunnyBee]

 

Spoiler: there's a Bible verse for that.

It's Biblical, ya'll, get nursing those husbands! 

I just SEVERELY puked 

[SledCat]

My eyes were drawn to the thread: "Age and loss of pubic hair". I remember coming across The Marriage Bed forum a long time ago via Christian Forums. It was a happening forum back then. Seems a whole lot slower now. Still the same types of odd convos going on though, apparently.

[Firiel]

I think Cabinetman had an account on that site.  I recall seeing one and joining to try to creep on him.  But he only had, like, three posts and I couldn't find them.

EDIT: themarriagebed.com/boards/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=79853&sid=d65583922f9bbd70e3e3cbf1e8b2dd70

That's his user profile, if you are logged in.

[ViolaSebastian]

I just SEVERELY puked 

You're not grossed out by me, you're grossed out by God.  

[anniebgood]

I peed in my marriage bed once. We had a soft-sided waterbed, and I was almost 9 months pregnant at the time. I had to pee really bad, and my pregnant butt, kept getting caught by a rogue wave in the mattress. I resembled a morbidly obese, stuck on its back, yet trying to flip itself turtle. I would make it to my side, then the bed would shift, and I'd roll over back on my back.

I peed because I was laughing so hard.

I woke up soaking wet at about 39.6 weeks. We called the doctor, I went to the bathroom to see if I could pee and what color it was. I peed normally. While my husband was on the phone with the doctor at 230AM we found a hole in the mattress. Talk about being embarrassed.. And yes, I felt like a friggin beached whale on that bed. I carried this kid 41.5 weeks and I was so glad to give birth. With the 2nd one, same bed, same doctor, no late night calls. Just early labor and 1 nights stay in the L&D ward which sounded like a cheap hotel. I miss that waterbed. 

[iweartanktops]

You're not grossed out by me, you're grossed out by God.  

Hahaha! 

[JoyfullyUnavailable]

I opened a thread called "good news for sex addicts". It basically said there is no such thing. Hmm... I'm looking at you Joshly Madison!

[Grimalkin]

I'm reading the, "I have a small penis," thread.  what the fuck is my life? 

probably the funniest thing I read today. I read the "I have a small penis" thread while at my daughters cheer practice.mi forgot where I was for a few minutes.

[Coldwinterskies]

I just read a really wtf but also very sad thread about a woman angry with her husband for accessing porn, because when she sees images of naked women it triggers her same-sex attraction.... 

That really is sad. I do wonder how many other fundies are secretly having those kinds of struggles in their marriage. 

[Iamhispurity]

That really is sad. I do wonder how many other fundies are secretly having those kinds of struggles in their marriage. 

From personal experience I would say: a lot. Some marry, some end up doing ex gay "therapy". And all of them condemn themselves. It is really sad and heartbreaking.

I just wanted to hug the woman who started that thread and tell her: You´re ok.

[Coldwinterskies]

It makes me think of how, statistically, it is almost certain that there is at least one gay Duggar kid (but quite likely more than one). I hope someday the gay Duggars have enough courage to be honest about who they are. Life is so short. It is such a waste of a life, for people to be trying to force themselves to be something they clearly aren't.