Dante's level of hell quiz

[keen23]

I'll be hanging out in Level 6 with all the Heretics. Come, join us, we have cake (and booze).

[Myrtille]

I'm in Limbo, but I hope I'll be able to visit Dis, where the main party seems to be

 

[takers401]

This Catholic is going to Purgatory. 

[Imrlgoddess]

 

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

 

I'll take level 2, I'm alllll about the lust baby.

[Season of life...]

Hey, hey--level 3 for gluttonous me! I get to play with the dog! 

[Screamapillar]

Looks like I'm alone in Level 4: Prodigal and Avaricious! I just like pretty clothes and shoes is all.

[Guest]

Level 6 and Level 2... fun times ahead!

[2xx1xy1JD]

I'm with the gluttons

To be fair, gluttony's not actually considered a vice in my family and faith.  It's more like a virtue, or even a requirement.  Enjoy some of my food porn:

 

 

[VelociRapture]

Since according to those we snark on we are def going to hell forever, we should at least know which level we're going to!

So here's a quiz! 

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

HA are you kidding me I got level 7???? I am really not that violent. The other highest were level 3-gluttony and level 2-lust. My lowest were on purgatory and level 1-virtuous non believers

Hahahaha!!! We read, "The Inferno," senior year of High School (in Mythology - honor levels English course.) I convinced all the teachers in the English Department to take it and it almost became a contest between them to see who got a worse level of Hell.

Also, I got Level 6 - The Heretics. How appropriate.

[docmom]

AngelGirl it's you and me in level 8!  I've no idea why.  I'd have put me with the gluttons.

[BlackberryGirl]

mmmm ok, but violent????????????? me? I've struck 2 people since adulthood. one was assaulting me, the other (a teacher) was assaulting my child..

 

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

 

(Click on a level for more info) Level Who are sent there? Score

Purgatory

Repenting Believers High Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High

Level 2 Lustful Moderate

Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate

Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low

Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low

Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low

Level 7 Violent High

Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate

Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

 

 

[CyborgKin]

I got an extreme for purgatory... I also might have interpreted some of the questions creatively.

[Guest]

I got Level 6.  Seems like it's gonna be full of FJ'ers, so yay!!

I also scored "very high" for Levels 3, 5, and 8.  So basically I'm a miserable, gloomy heretic who lies a lot but enjoys good food.  This was fun!! And I'm actually NOT being sarcastic.

[justsomedame]

Hi other lvl 6ers! I'm a heretic who likes to eat, have pre-marital sex, and touch myself. I'll bring the snacks 

 

[2xx1xy1JD]

Since Dr. Laffa is really the portal to gutton hell on my husband's side, here's gluttony central for my family-of-origin.  I think you can even say that they pray to the smoked meat god.

Re the whole "cultural appropriation or appreciation" debate in WWoS:  It's sort of nice that Montrealers of all backgrounds have embraced my people's food.  The fact that Schwartz's is now co-owned by Celine Dion, however, might be an abomination.  Ditto with the whole "smoked meat poutine" thing, although you couldn't find a more Canadian dish if you poured maple syrup on it.

[Ellimenopy]

Level 6 for me! I'm a heretic. 

Also have gluttonous and lustful tendencies. If you need me, I'll be in my bunk, touching myself in an impure manner...