Bug-Eyed Fundies

[Gimme a Free RV]

The Queen of Far-Out Whacky Fundie Televangelism, Jan Crouch and her SEVERE pink wig.

[grandmadugger]

So is the bug eye taught in "How To Be Fundie" 101?  Or is it a 300 level class?

[cheshire cat]

Serious(ish) question: How does Jill Rodrigues look at herself in the mirror while she cakes on that eyeliner every day and not think "Holy crap, I look bat-shit insane!"?

The bunnies can see it.

[Gimme a Free RV]

No Sense and Nonsense-ability

(Mr. Rodrigues?  Is anyone home?  Hello?)

[actuallyjessica]

side note: none of these fundies have dark eyes!

[sophie10130]

side note: none of these fundies have dark eyes!

I still can't believe this gif was a thing that actually happened unironically.

[GodsKnickers]

One of the original bug-eyed fundies:

 

 

(I don't know how to hide the gif, I'm sorry!!)

[actuallyjessica]

 

Tator Tot casserole of course.

I'm so glad I finally found the purpose of my life.

 

 

 

ahhh, tator tot casserole. sorry, i was too busy being defrauded by jill's underarms. NIKE.

[sorchah]

[Curious]

Kool-aid, anyone?

She looks like she's had a few "mommy's little helpers" in this picture.

 

 

Whichever baby this is just figured out he's a Duggar!

[Curious]

No Sense and Nonsense-ability

(Mr. Rodrigues?  Is anyone home?  Hello?)

It looks like she just sucked his soul out in this picture and all that is left is his empty shell.

 

(I don't know how to hide the gif, I'm sorry!!)

Add the picture to your post, click on the picture in your post, click on the eye icon in the editor (next to the emoticon one) and it will add the spoiler tag around your image.

[WhiteRun]

"Our son Josh made some bad choices...."
 

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...It looks like J'Chelle made some bad choices starting with the amount of blush shes wearing. 
Where's the photo of J'Chelle all bug eyed with BABIES as the caption and Guinn Seawald looking scared out of her mind?
 

[nastyhobbitses]

Jessa's "judging u so hard rn" faces give me life.

[actuallyjessica]

...It looks like J'Chelle made some bad choices starting with the amount of blush shes wearing. 

Where's the photo of J'Chelle all bug eyed with BABIES as the caption and Guinn Seawald looking scared out of her mind?

 

[JillsFlowerHeadband]

Reminds me of the evil queen in Snow White!

Same here! That's partly why I chose it when I couldn't find the crazy-hair-crazy-eyes picture from the Disney trip. 

[formergothardite]

Serious(ish) question: How does Jill Rodrigues look at herself in the mirror while she cakes on that eyeliner every day and not think "Holy crap, I look bat-shit insane!"?

The bunnies can see it.

Jill always has scary looking eyes. 

[foreign fundie]

Michelle has way too many good ones. 

 

That bottem one freaks me out. You tell me it's Josie. But I see no kid, only this hair. It looks like she has just been beheaded and Michelle (ISIS style) puts the head on the counter to tell it one last time it should have stayed on that blanket.

Also when I see the photo of Jessa below it does not surprise me these fundies try to manipulate their wives and daughters into submission. They are just scary. Maybe the 'keep sweet' is not a command. Maybe they are just begging them. "Please keep sweet! And don't do that thing with your eyes! Please, I'll get you that manicure!"

 

 

[ari_belle]

Miss Raquel is no fundie, but we snark on her enough here to count, right?

 

[formergothardite]

How did I forget that Miss Raquel does bug eyes all the time?! 

[Gimme a Free RV]

[Suz8710]

[JoyfullyUnavailable]

I clearly have too much time on my hands.

[JoyfullyUnavailable]

NIKE! Jill needs to do up that button because I'm feeling defrauded.

[Rajah061014]

Jinger makes the best bug eyes.

 

[JesusPony]

OK, this thread is way funnier than I was expecting it to be.

 

I come bearing The Shaggy-Haired Dog and Family.