Lori Alexander - Still Not Learning A Thing, Part 3

[polecat]

DP was awakened in the middle of the night and forced to go crabbing barefoot even though the shells were cutting her feet. She was made to carry the heavy bag of crabs and then prepare food for her husband while he went back to bed. She was expected to have sex on demand even when she was half asleep. She didn't know how to prepare crabs and left the bag open -- on top of which, she felt bad about putting a live crab in boiling water. She lost her temper and left his dinner to burn. Then she fell in the shower while he bitched about the fact that his brother would never have put him through such nonsense on a honeymoon. 

On Lori's honeymoon, she was so upset that Ken was scarfing down Ritz with "junky cheese" (is she talking about that orange squirt bottle stuff? Like ... squeeze cheese or something?) that she couldn't even enjoy her dinner at a nice restaurant later. What part of DP's honeymoon does she envy? 

These people make marriage sound so incredibly god-awful that it's incredible that anyone ever does it. These people start their misery right on their honeymoons.

[Coconut Flan]

Continued in Lori Alexander - Still Not Learning A Thing, Part 4