Atheist Agenda

[fun2beme]

Saw this brilliant article on the Huffington Post... the author makes some valid points but her daily agenda at the end is priceless.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lisa-r-pe ... lp00000592

[sparkles]

Love it!

Although if I'm going to eat a baby, I prefer it to be fat free. Fewer points on Weight Watchers.

[happy atheist]

I just realized I'm way behind on my baby eating quota.

[longskirtlonghair]

If I eat a veal chop, does it count? Hey, I just want to follow the rules. Also, Satan and I prefer WhatsApp. We're introverts.

Gotta run. I'm on a schedule.

[prayawaythefundie]

Great find! The Atheist Agenda at the bottom made me laugh so hard, I almost choked on my midnight snack baby.

[blessalessi]

Brilliant! It's 11pm in the UK and I'm cackling with glee as my black candles burn out next to my bed. :lol:

[Full enough quiver]

I'm a vegetarian. I had a salad yesterday with baby field greens. Does that count? And I did eat some baby carrots in hummus the other day. Tasty!

[karen77]

awesome article!! and so true, especially the baby eating.

[Luvmyskinnyjeanz]

Or when religious people say "you don't look like one" when you tell them your an atheist. Sorry religious fucktard, how about you edumacate (intentional spelling error) me on how i should look, said between bites of choc coated baby. :think:

[smittykins]

I'm surprised the author doesn't have a gluten-free baby with her latte.

[Blahblah]

Oh dear, I don't like Metallica. Other than that I think I'm a pretty decent atheist. *gnaws leg off deep fried baby*

[Luvmyskinnyjeanz]

Oh dear, I don't like Metallica. Other than that I think I'm a pretty decent atheist. *gnaws leg off deep fried baby*

You must send me that deep fries baby recipe, have you tried satay baby kababs? :stir-pot:

[Geechee Girl]

What's worse :stir-pot: Atheist Agenda or the Gay Agenda?

[Phoenix]

Okay, not atheist but don't care if anyone else is. Well written, valid points and the agenda had me snorting with laughter in my chicken nuggets. Favorite line:" People without morals are called psychopaths, not atheists."

[Luvmyskinnyjeanz]

What's worse :stir-pot: Atheist Agenda or the Gay Agenda?

Hahahahahaa, you forgot the Feminist Agenda and the Liberals Agenda. :nenner:

[browncoatslytherin]

babies are naturally low in cholesterol, dontcha know ;)

[Drtwinkstutu]

So if you happen to be a a strong supporter of the Atheist, Gay, Feminist and Liberal agenda does that mean that the baby meal must be a male heterosexual aborted fetus? Just trying to understand if all the agendas intersect at the baby eating level.

[GodsKnickers]

My atheist agenda typically goes something like this:

1. Get up

2. Or don't - maybe stay in bed all day

3. Get dressed. Or don't and stay in jammies all day, like today.

4. Eat but mostly drink coffee

5. Nap

6. Maybe nap some more.

7. Eat again

8. Laundry/housework/or nothing

9. Eat & nap

10. Sleep, maybe have a lot of the sex.

[DawnJosie]

So if you happen to be a a strong supporter of the Atheist, Gay, Feminist and Liberal agenda does that mean that the baby meal must be a male heterosexual aborted fetus? Just trying to understand if all the agendas intersect at the baby eating level.

STOP! Your making me hungry! :drool:

[Olive Plant]

Hahahahahaa, you forgot the Feminist Agenda and the Liberals Agenda. :nenner:

Don't you know, feminists, liberal, athiests and gays are all in the same group? Aka the group that's going to hell.