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Well, if FJ is right about which place he went to, Josh could go back to work there after his "successful treatment". That's what some of the people who work at RU did - participated in the program, then returned to work there.

I could totally see this being his future. A definite REAL possibility.

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Well, if FJ is right about which place he went to, Josh could go back to work there after his "successful treatment". That's what some of the people who work at RU did - participated in the program, then returned to work there.

I mean, where else could he go from here??? Even fundie royalty can't climb out of every hole they fall into

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I could picture a couple of Duggars going into a pet grooming business. Maybe even pet boarding, if they decided to go that far.

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Septic Tank Service comes to mind.......

Personally, I hope one of them opens a New Age "Healing" Salon with bogus detox cures and crystals and all.... lol or a Halloween Shop!

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What I'd like to see, but I know would never happen: Is for the older Duggars to branch out on their own, maybe make a move to NYC to start their lives over.

John David: Could live in the city and take a job on Wall Street by becoming a personal pilot for some big financial company CEO's.

Jana: Could go to Parson School of Design, become inspired by Tim Gunn and start her own line of fashionable but modest clothing, she'll become a success and eventually become the host of her own Project Runway show on UP called Project Fundway.

Jinger: With her love of photography will attend NYU, and after leaving college she will work for major magazines like "Parents". She will start a "Fundie's of New York" webpage, photographing Fundies around the city doing NYC style fundie things.

Joseph: After completing Crown College will join his siblings in NYC and become a professor of Religion at NYU. Although still true to his Christian upbringing he will emphasize the importance to his students about taking the time to learn about different religions in order for the students to make a personal choice on their spirituality.

Josiah: Having never completely bought into the Fundie teaching that dance is wrong, he will become a big hit in musical theater in NYC. He will be acclaimed for his role in "Jesus Christ Superstar" and win many Tony awards. Years later he reunites with Marjorie who also has had some success herself on the musical theater scene and they reconcile and get an apartment together overlooking Central Park.

Joy-Anna: With her sweet servant heart but love for adventure will become an Emergency Room Nurse in NYC. She will comfort the sick and dying while respecting their religious preference. She will meet and marry a Jewish neurosurgeon and raise their 2 children on Long Island, inter-faithfully.

Oh how I wish this could happen - would love to see Josiah in Superstar, and would definitely watch Project Fundway :whistle:

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Is there some kind of Christian-branded makeup or houseware? I could totally see some of them seilling Fundie Avon or Gothard Tupperware*. Surely that wouldn't break the rule about wimmenz working.

*"If the food goes bad, it must be the food's fault!"

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If the reports about Danica are true, Josh could go into the porn business. According to radaronline, she webcammed their encounters.

Does anyone remember a silly movie called, Orgazmo about a naive Mormon boy who turns into a porn star? haha (I'm embarrassed to admit I've seen it. It had some hilarious moments.)

imdb.com/title/tt0124819/

Oh man, I remember that. That one and Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter. If you want to lose your mind, rent that one. The end scene is a transvestite giving Jesus a blow job. Although I felt so guilty and horrified by that movie I went to confession over it.

I'm not gonna lie, though. I want a sex tape or love child or abortion scandal.

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Is there some kind of Christian-branded makeup or houseware? I could totally see some of them seilling Fundie Avon or Gothard Tupperware*. Surely that wouldn't break the rule about wimmenz working.

*"If the food goes bad, it must be the food's fault!"

Oh, the Fundies are all up in homebased businesses-- essential oils, Lila Rose hair accessories, the list goes on. The Duggars have just been too lazy & disorganized to try them.

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I could picture a couple of Duggars going into a pet grooming business. Maybe even pet boarding, if they decided to go that far.

I got to say that I would worry that they would try to blanket train my pets. Otherwise it is a great idea. :D

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Well, if FJ is right about which place he went to, Josh could go back to work there after his "successful treatment". That's what some of the people who work at RU did - participated in the program, then returned to work there.

Why go BACK there to work when the Duggars can open their own RU branch on the compound? The TTH would serve better as an institutional facility than as a single family home. JB could build a smaller home on the compound for the J'Chelle, himself, and the unmarried Duggarlings. Maybe he could be convinced to build a house for the single adult children in addition to the house he and J'chelle would live in with the Howlers and a Lost Girls.

A reformed and repentant Joshley would be the minister. JBoob would handle the business, J'Chelle would be a house mom. Jana and Jinger would supervise the slaves students as they Volunteer at the facility. JD could fly around picking up students and returning home graduates, for an additional fee of course.

Jobs for everyone, money coming in, and best of all: a new reality show!

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Why go BACK there to work when the Duggars can open their own RU branch on the compound? The TTH would serve better as an institutional facility than as a single family home. (snipped)

I could definitely see Josh making RU his new cause/career as part of his inevitable Redemption in Fundieland. If Ted Haggard can do it, I'm sure Josh can.

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Open a josh duggar 's sex shop :lol:

Business name ideas: Josh's Jugs or Duggar's Dildos.

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Well, they have a concert pianist in the family :liar: who can probably give music lessons. She can also give sewing lessons or do dress alterations in her spare time.

The kids have learned how to do things so they don't have to pay others to do it. They can flip houses.

The girls can run a flower shop and make bouquets.

Based on her design for Jill's bridesmaids' dresses (modesty trim that looks like your slip is showing :roll:), she has skill but comes up short in design sense. To be fair, Jill or Mechelle or any of the bridesmaids could have said after the first dress was made, "It looks like a slip that's showing".

Unless Jana was getting some underhanded revenge for being Cinderella to Jill, in which case I say :clap:.

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Based on her design for Jill's bridesmaids' dresses (modesty trim that looks like your slip is showing :roll:), she has skill but comes up short in design sense. To be fair, Jill or Mechelle or any of the bridesmaids could have said after the first dress was made, "It looks like a slip that's showing".

Unless Jana was getting some underhanded revenge for being Cinderella to Jill, in which case I say :clap:.

Was it Jana's or design, or was that specifically requested? I don't remember. I do remember it looking like the kind of shitty thing Jill would pick out.

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