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God sitting in his favorite chair hears the prayer phone ringing with a very familiar ring. Oh god not the Duggers again he picks it up and hears the usual begging for another baby, jesus he thinks let's try it again he whispers use a condom.

 

Things that pop into my head when I can't sleep.

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How can God have time to answer prayers like curing people of cancer and making kids not die when fundies clog up the phone lines begging for more babies?

I may go to hell for this, but, uh, feed the starving kids some fundie soylent green. Not literally, but I'm also tired and should be asleep.

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  • 2 weeks later...

They don't even need to bother with a condom anymore, Mullet can't have anymore babies. PRAISE THE LORD! :dance:

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They don't even need to bother with a condom anymore, Mullet can't have anymore babies. PRAISE THE LORD! :dance:
hey it was my crazy mind don't change it
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