Robert or Steve Maxwell?

[Grimalkin]

Who would you rather be married to and why?

 

I chose Steve because even though he is physically fit I like my chances of rebelling better. I think if I said "fuck you I'm drinking diet Pepsi." I would get to still sleep in my bed. Fuck only knows what Robert would do. I would also feel better telling Steve to 'fuck off and clean the god damn fans yourself', than Robert.

What do you think Steve would do if Terri spoke to him like that?

[Koala]

I would divorce the pair of them in short order. I'd rather be alone that live with a couple of assholes.

[Grimalkin]

I would divorce the pair of them in short order. I'd rather be alone that live with a couple of assholes.

Oh I heartily agree, it was just for fun.

[jerkit]

I don't get the creeper weird going-to-wake-up-to-a-dude-with-a-knife-whispering-"you-will-submit" vibe from Maxwell, so I'm going to with him.

[Jana814]

Can someone tell me who this Robert is?

[jerkit]

Can someone tell me who this Robert is?

Cabinetman, of now-private amanhiswifethebible.wordpress.com fame

[Firiel]

I mean, neither, of course. But that's the easy answer for "would you rather."

If I had to choose, I would pick Steve Maxwell in a heartbeat. I'll take weirdly insular and controlling over weirdly insular, controlling, aggressive, and easily offended any day.

[browncoatslytherin]

I mean, neither, of course. But that's the easy answer for "would you rather."

If I had to choose, I would pick Steve Maxwell in a heartbeat. I'll take weirdly insular and controlling over weirdly insular, controlling, aggressive, and easily offended any day.

qft.

plus, i'm pretty sure stevie boy didn't proclaim that he must have sex every 48 hours or else.

[usmcmom]

Steve.

*He has more self control. He clearly reads here but doesn't go on hysterical rants about it and chase down other bloggers to wage a multi-front war.

*He doesn't publish intimate details about his sex life

*He doesn't give off abuser/rapist vibes like Robert

*His house is in a residential area, making for an easier escape.

[anjulibai]

Definitely Steve.

I don't think he physically abuses Teri, just gaslights her. At this point in her life, she actually has it pretty good and has for years.

[littlemommy]

Steve! Robert "Cabinetman" Amanhisblahblahblah is a woman hater and terrorizer.

[Firiel]

Since I'm sure he's reading this...

Hi, Cabinetman! :D

Turns out you are our LEAST favorite fundie.

[Marian the Librarian]

Neither. I'd sooner live my life in a cave than have anything to do with either of these lunatics.

[jerkit]

Since I'm sure he's reading this...

Hi, Cabinetman! :D

Turns out you are our LEAST favorite fundie.

Other than the Pearls, I absolutely find him THE most repulsive. Lori is a close third.

[PrairieGirl]

How terrifying that there are men out there that make Stevehovah Maxhell look like a more desirable husband.

[Grimalkin]

Other than the Pearls, I absolutely find him THE most repulsive. Lori is a close third.

Yeah, he doesn't even sound intelligent. He is so crass and ignorant, and obtuse. He is not even averagely handsome. That picture of him in overalls had a 'Deliverance' feel to it. When he was telling the story of the 'tough tattooed gang member Mexicans' he sold his car to being terrified of being in the wilderness, I though they were terrified because they had seen 'Deliverance' too. They probably heard banjos in the background. And when he would grab their shoulder they probly thought he was going to stick his finger in their ear and shout "Zuieee"

*shudder

[Grimalkin]

Would it be any harder if you HAD to choose between Robert and PeePee?

(We should introduce the two!!!)

[jerkit]

Would it be any harder if you HAD to choose between Robert and PeePee?

(We should introduce the two!!!)

Oh shit. I have absolutely no idea.

I'm still thinking PeePee. At least Zoo seems like she likes him. Can't say that about Amanda.

[Grimalkin]

Oh shit. I have absolutely no idea.

I'm still thinking PeePee. At least Zoo seems like she likes him. Can't say that about Amanda.

I was leaning that way myself. And I know this is revolting to all of you, I think PeePee is at least good looking- which is different than saying I am attracted to him. I also think he is smarter than Robert, and at least he has traveled outside of his home state.(he met Zsu in Germany, right?) so he has been to Europe. I don't know why that matters to me. He also participated in "Dress like a pirate Day" so that was nice.

[browncoatslytherin]

Oh shit. I have absolutely no idea.

I'm still thinking PeePee. At least Zoo seems like she likes him. Can't say that about Amanda.

if forced to choose, i'd go with peepee as well. if i have to choose between two hateful bigots, i'll at least go with the one with good looks.

[formergothardite]

Steve. He isn't bad looking. And for all of his controlling craziness, I don't think that he is the type to physically isolate(he emotionally isolates his family for sure) his wife or force her into a cabin. I genuinely fear for what Robert might do to Amanda and their children because he seems emotionally unstable and he clearly views his wife and kids and objects he owns and gets to do whatever he wants with.

I would choose PeePee over Robert, because again, I don't think PeePee is the isolate and lock in a cabin type.

I would rather die alone on a deserted island than live with any of these guys, though.

[Grimalkin]

if forced to choose, i'd go with peepee as well. if i have to choose between two hateful bigots, i'll at least go with the one with good looks.

Not that we are superficial or anything like that. Lol. I need to stop reading and get dressed and take my mom out shopping.

Later Aligator.

[browncoatslytherin]

Not that we are superficial or anything like that. Lol. I need to stop reading and get dressed and take my mom out shopping.

Later Aligator.

lol :P well, they're pretty much the same inside, so in their case, the final decision is relegated to the outside. :D

[Grimalkin]

Ok I'm seriously done for a while after this DONT vomit- you must, must, must pick between Robert and Ken.........

I would still pick Ken, he is likely to die sooner. I would just buy tons of porn and leave him alone. And he seems to make a descent living.

[browncoatslytherin]

Ok I'm seriously done for a while after this DONT vomit- you must, must, must pick between Robert and Ken.........

oh dear god. this one ... this one is hard.

but, i will go with ken. because he has demonstrated time and time again that he can be manipulated by his wife, so it will just take some (intense) work to get him reasonable. with rob, there is no chance for that.