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This bit from Robert's comment might be the funniest thing I've read on the internet...EVER!!

It reads like a commercial.

"Get your orgasms here ladies!! Now with THREE TIMES MORE than you were allowed in the past!! *some restrictions may apply*"

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

This makes no sense. His post is about how a wife wants and can have more orgasms than the husband is allowing her to have. He got called out as it being unbiblical and now is crying that the poor menz are being persecuted. :roll:

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This bit from Robert's comment might be the funniest thing I've read on the internet...EVER!!

It reads like a commercial.

"Get your orgasms here ladies!! Now with THREE TIMES MORE than you were allowed in the past!! *some restrictions may apply*"

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

Maybe it's just because I have the flu, but this makes me feel physically ill. Your post, Robert, has given me NO orgasms. Not a single one. And I would really question any man or woman whose sex life was dependent on a BLOG POST, you doofledump.

That's all I'm saying about my sex life because, as one poster pointed out above and I hadn't even thought of, goodness knows what you're doing while reading here. You're foul.

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Sorry you have the flu, Polecat. I think I do too. :| :|

About the love/respect thing: do these people believe it is UNBIBLICAL for a man to respect his wife? I don't see how a marriage is happy without both. These people think you can force both and I've never understood that either.

I'm glad Amanda doesn't want her husband to respect her. At least she's not disappointed in that regard.

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There is also some hairsplitting that men are to love their husbands and women to respect their husbands. Hence Lori can be in a good christian marriage without loving ken, just going through the motions of respecting him and his income. And CM can "love" his wife without respecting her enough to take her needs or wants into consideration.

The joys of Christian Marriage are a wonder to behold.

Husbands for all! :D

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This bit from Robert's comment might be the funniest thing I've read on the internet...EVER!!

It reads like a commercial.

"Get your orgasms here ladies!! Now with THREE TIMES MORE than you were allowed in the past!! *some restrictions may apply*"

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

I can't even figure out what he's trying to say. How is a post offering me orgasms?

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I can't even figure out what he's trying to say. How is a post offering me orgasms?

Clearly you are a DECTRACTOR!! EXCEPTION!! You have an AGENDA!!

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I can't even figure out what he's trying to say. How is a post offering me orgasms?

I personally feel like I need a refund. Not only did I visit his blog, I didn't get even get one orgasms, let alone three times the amount I used to. This is false advertising.

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You gals better hurry!! Robert's special is still running. It's like the after Christmas sales just got better!

2. What is it about numbers you don’t understand? I’m offering 3x the orgasms of the teaching you are aspiring to. And neither does scripture say give your wife an orgasm every time. It says do not neglect your wife. Back to the numbers…I’m doing LESS neglecting.

Seriously, this guy needs to learn how to write if he's going to call himself a blogger. Can he not see how ridiculous his words are?

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I personally feel like I need a refund. Not only did I visit his blog, I didn't get even get one orgasms, let alone three times the amount I used to. This is false advertising.

I know, right? Talk about being left hanging....

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Hey Amanda... try this. 80% of the time that you cook a meal for Robert, do a beautiful job. Just as you currently do, I'm sure.

The other 20% of the time... get almost all the way there. Let's say you're cooking Lori's beloved chicken parm. Let the aromas of browning garlic, sizzling butter, parmesan cheese, and browning chicken waft through the house. You could even use fresh garlic and basil, Lori's version is a touch boring. Anyway, let that gloriousness perfume the whole house with the scent of one of life's great pleasures, Italian food. Once Robert's stomach is growling and he's good and hungry... ideally, "starving"...

Burn the shit out of it. Just burn the living fuck out of it. On the scale from "whoops, a little overdone" at a 1 to "charcoal briquette, or burger?" at a 10, you're looking for at least... oh, let's say a 6. Yeah, a 6 just sounds about right.

If you really have some spite to work out, ruin the spaghetti too- don't put any salt in the water, don't stir when you throw it all in, and add oil about halfway through so everything's stuck together but sauce won't stick. Use cheap vegetable oil too, not olive. Then overcook the whole mess. Perfect.

Don't worry about ruining the vegetable though, Bob doesn't like that anyway, and some glistening tender steamed broccoli will really provide a wonderful complement to a plate of rubbery, burnt chicken and crunchy yet slimy spaghetti.

Then tell him you did it to make sure he appreciates the 80% of meals you don't spitefully ruin on purpose.

See how that goes over.

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Oh, and when he screeches about what's for dinner now that you've ruined dinner, tell him "well there'll be breakfast tomorrow morning."

"Probably."

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Oh, and when he screeches about what's for dinner now that you've ruined dinner, tell him "well there'll be breakfast tomorrow morning."

"Probably."

I was only half way through your last post, laughing right out loud, tears happening when I hit the like button :) Perfect!

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Oh, and when he screeches about what's for dinner now that you've ruined dinner, tell him "well there'll be breakfast tomorrow morning."

"Probably."

Maybe she should make sure a little bit is edible for the children. They are probably starving waiting on Mommy and Daddy to finish moderating comments today.

Yeah, I've been on this computer ALL DAY LONG. Sitting on the couch, popping Tylenol and eating saltines. But my youngest child is college aged and my husband (who loves and respects me) is bringing dinner home so I have ZERO responsibilities today.

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Amanda, 80% of time when you have sex with Robert, pretend to enjoy it nomatter how terrible he likely is. The other 20%? Push him off and kick him in the balls just as he is about to come.

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Robmanda were so very defensive today. And they never inches quoted the Bible but called other people who were quoting the Bible unbiblical. It was basically a giant cluster.

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Every once in a blue moon, I read Boobert's (Boobert! That makes me snort every time!) blog and the comments. It seems Miss Amanda's feathers are getting quite ruffled over the dissenting opinions! Is she always like that? Because just from reading her responses, I'm finding it hard to have sympathy for her. Maybe she has to lash out at strangers in order to vent because of who she's married to, but judging by that post alone and the accompanying comments from Amanda, they both come off as assholes who deserve each other. My sympathy lies with the kids.

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It's okay, Amanda. Can I call you Mandy-poo? I'm gonna call you Mandy-poo.

Anyway, it's okay. My husband is like yours...he's always SO convinced that he's right that he literally can't accept anyone else as being right (even if it's totally obvious that they are). It used to really get under my skin. Now it doesn't so much, because I recognize it as his hang-up. I can still love him.

He DOES want me to have the big O every time we make sexy time, though. Do I always? Nope....(sadface :cry: ). But that's okay, because he wants it for me. I'm sorry that Boobert is such a dumb shit in that area.

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Every once in a blue moon, I read Boobert's (Boobert! That makes me snort every time!) blog and the comments. It seems Miss Amanda's feathers are getting quite ruffled over the dissenting opinions! Is she always like that? Because just from reading her responses, I'm finding it hard to have sympathy for her. Maybe she has to lash out at strangers in order to vent because of who she's married to, but judging by that post alone and the accompanying comments from Amanda, they both come off as assholes who deserve each other. My sympathy lies with the kids.

Amanda certainly has found her voice and is not afraid to use it (when allowed) to remind people just how righteous she is. She certainly was quick to point out today, early in the comments, that SHE did not enter marriage with sexual sin in her past:

Shelley – can you explain why? Are you reacting because of your past, or can you justify your response with Scripture? For me, who didn’t enter into my marriage with a past of sinful immorality, there was nothing in that that struck me as unbiblical.

That comment seemed like a slam at Shelley and seemed very judgmental. And as far as people reacting because of their past (which they seem to love to throw into people's faces), I think Robert's 80% rule comes from his "past" love of porn. I think he's instituted rules into his marriage based on what he's seen porn stars do.

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Amanda certainly has found her voice and is not afraid to use it (when allowed) to remind people just how righteous she is. She certainly was quick to point out today, early in the comments, that SHE did not enter marriage with sexual sin in her past:

That comment seemed like a slam at Shelley and seemed very judgmental. And as far as people reacting because of their past (which they seem to love to throw into people's faces), I think Robert's 80% rule comes from his "past" love of porn. I think he's instituted rules into his marriage based on what he's seen porn stars do.

Oof. Let's not even get started on Shelley. The poor woman sounds like she's hanging onto some serious guilt about her past, and she shouldn't. Then here comes Mrs. Boobert, crowing about her purity. Yeah that totally made Shelley feel better, Mrs. Boobert. It was like Shelley's input didn't matter because she was a dirty dirty slut in college.

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He published my comment, fussed at me for my language and chastised me for going for a FWB if my man didn't satisfy me...then he had to bring in numbers and think he's so superior...what a douchebag

ME:

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F’ING MIND??? 80%? F’ that…if my husband only satisfied me 80% of the time, I’d go to the adult store and take care of business myself or go get me a FWB who would make sure I got off 100% of the time. Thank GOD my husband enjoys making sure I get pleasure each and every time we have sex…100% of the time…it keeps me coming back for more.

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amanhiswife

— December 29, 2014 at 11:18 pm

I edited your f-bombs. A few things. First, a christian is not allowed a friends with benefits and to be honest anything you need at the adult store to take care of business yourself would also be considered a sin. So I can’t endorse that.

So here’s my math question for you. If I please my wife 80% of the time, but we have more sex because of the dynamic and quality of our marriage you’d have to be having the same quantity or more of sex to have the same orgasms. Very, very few women- as in single digits can orgasm every time- which puts your claim in doubt to begin with. But then when you consider the fact that you’d have be having more than 145.6 orgasms a year (3.5 x a week x 52 x .8) to best our teaching, you’ll forgive me, but I’ll stick with what I taught.

Have a great night. Please thank your husband for his service to our country, we very much appreciate it. God bless, Robert

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The Retired Navy Wife

— December 30, 2014 at 5:55 pm

Honey, we’re in our 50’s…and we go at it like rabbits at least 4 nights a week, and yes, I get off every time…usually more than once…so…to do your math that’s at least 4 nights a week, x 2 orgasms per night x 52 weeks…that’s ummm….over 400 orgasms per year…so that’s what? more than DOUBLE? Yeah….my man keeps me satisfied in all ways at all times…after almost 20 years of marriage…I will happily drop my drawers and so will he…anytime. We have no kids left at home and well…yeah…snuggling on the couch can lead to getting nekkid….so son, you ain’t bragging on nothing….

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