Hoover Kissing

[Phoenix]

Why do so many fundie men seem to engage in kissing by devouring their women? In the One Monthiversary kissing photo Jessa posted today, Ben seems to be intent on sucking her face off through her cheek. (I couldn't decide if the caption with the picture should read, "Brains..." or "Aliens Return"!)

 

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-new ... re-2014212

 

Jessa is usually careful about the photos she posts so the red-eye was surprising.

[nst]

Why do so many fundie men seem to engage in kissing by devouring their women? In the One Monthiversary kissing photo Jessa posted today, Ben seems to be intent on sucking her face off through her cheek. (I couldn't decide if the caption with the picture should read, "Brains..." or "Aliens Return"!)

this made me laugh - maybe he is still learning and she isn't a good teacher -and hasn't had the heart to tell him what she really wants - now that could be very scary if you think long and hard :D

he seems to like kissing her though - although I thought it would be more intense and not so planted

where is the passion, the heat

[JillyO]

This is kind of off topic, but it seems really weird to me that they keep referring to her as "Jessa Duggar." That's just not her name anymore. Is that normal in the US? Or is it specifically because the name "Duggar" means something whereas "Seewald" doesn't?

[BrownieMomma]

This is kind of off topic, but it seems really weird to me that they keep referring to her as "Jessa Duggar." That's just not her name anymore. Is that normal in the US? Or is it specifically because the name "Duggar" means something whereas "Seewald" doesn't?

Brand recognition. Who is Jessa Seewald? No brand recognition. Jessa Duggar, instant brand recognition.

Same reason Kate Middleton is endlessly called Kate Middleton, cuz who now is Duchess Catherine?

[nst]

plus they are real people and maybe just maybe from the pics they post they only peck - they have improved from the missing lips at the wedding ones to the one in the ozarks on their honeyoon where they made out correctly. :D there is a certain thrill if that is the right word to see them try :D because it wasn't allowed for so long - maybe they will learn as they go....

Maybe in their alone time they suck face -

I remember on Days of our lives circa 1995? when Jennifer was involved with Peter and they were sucking face and they went at it to the point it was embarrassing - and then later was discovered the couple were having an affair in real life :D

[Mel314]

I was actually a lil proud of him for this one, he actually puckered his lips a bit.

At least he's not doing the drop-your-woman-back-at-a-45-degree-angle-and-barely-able-to support-her-back kiss.

Or my personal fav, Anna's; where she forms her lips into the shape of an O like a fish and her eyes get huge and she attacks Josh's lips with her mouth open.

[PrairieGirl]

Ugh. I was at a fundy wedding a long time ago where the groom did this. It was so fucking gross. Most of the audience (who were fundy) was disgusted. The poor bride had to redo some of her makeup before taking anymore pics or greeting their guests.

I don't know if it is some kind of control issue or straight up horndog move. Either way....... :ew:

[Kak]

I was actually a lil proud of him for this one, he actually puckered his lips a bit.

At least he's not doing the drop-your-woman-back-at-a-45-degree-angle-and-barely-able-to support-her-back kiss.

Or my personal fav, Anna's; where she forms her lips into the shape of an O like a fish and her eyes get huge and she attacks Josh's lips with her mouth open.

Yes, so funny. The worst Hoover kisser has to be David Waller. I felt SO sorry for poor Priscilla. Imagine the waiting, the build up for the first kiss, and then being subjected to a horrible, wet hoovery kiss. She must have been dying behind her keeping it sweet smile. I don't know how she managed to not wipe her mouth afterwards.

[BrownieMomma]

Why does the first kiss have to be at the wedding? Why have a kiss at the wedding at all? Completely drop that aspect, everyone assumes you are going to have sex in the next 24 hours and no one wants to think about it.

Have that first kiss in private, after the wedding. This ain't rocket science.

[karen77]

With not doing much til the wedding and then going all the way, do they really ever get to appreciate making out, just to make out?? I know with my DH, we don't really make out that much....just get to business (it's part of it, but not something on its own anymore).

Just seems that you'd miss a lot there.

[Mel314]

With not doing much til the wedding and then going all the way, do they really ever get to appreciate making out, just to make out?? I know with my DH, we don't really make out that much....just get to business (it's part of it, but not something on its own anymore).

Just seems that you'd miss a lot there.

I agree with this and think about this sometimes.

Maybe after they have sex they scale backwards and learn how to make-out/kiss/cuddle?

[quiversR4hunting]

Yes, so funny. The worst Hoover kisser has to be David Waller. I felt SO sorry for poor Priscilla. Imagine the waiting, the build up for the first kiss, and then being subjected to a horrible, wet hoovery kiss. She must have been dying behind her keeping it sweet smile. I don't know how she managed to not wipe her mouth afterwards.

Of topic- first, Mel314 - love your picture!

I have thought back to my first kiss and neither of us did the hoover. It was middle school, so pretty sure it was both of ours first kiss. Then when I grew up a little and had my second kiss in high school, with my first boyfriend (different boy than MS)- again we didn't do the hoover. - I know I am a hussy- I wonder why they think that is how you kiss. Is it because I had seen Dirty Dancing, countless soap operas, Dukes of Hazzard, M.A.S.H., Family Feud (Richard Dawson :ew: ), Price is Right, etc that I got the concept of kissing before actually doing it? :think:

*edit to say that thinking back to my first kiss took a bit because it was about a couple three decades ago

[Kak]

:cracking-up:

Of topic- first, Mel314 - love your picture!

I have thought back to my first kiss and neither of us did the hoover. It was middle school, so pretty sure it was both of ours first kiss. Then when I grew up a little and had my second kiss in high school, with my first boyfriend (different boy than MS)- again we didn't do the hoover. - I know I am a hussy- I wonder why they think that is how you kiss. Is it because I had seen Dirty Dancing, countless soap operas, Dukes of Hazzard, M.A.S.H., Family Feud (Richard Dawson :ew: ), Price is Right, etc that I got the concept of kissing before actually doing it? :think:

*edit to say that thinking back to my first kiss took a bit because it was about a couple three decades ago

I think it was Anna (before she got married) who said she'd seen her parents kiss & that's where she learnt from

Double :ew:

[Cats B4 Quivers]

I had a frightening moment before I hit the link to read this thread because for a dreadful instant an image of J. Edgar Hoover French kissing someone jumped into my head. Yes, J. Edgar was wearing a dress, one of Jackie Kennedy's outfits with the pillbox hat. So glad this is about messy kisses.

To me, those super soaker first kisses are embarrassing. I get it, the dude wants to show off his lady catching skills. The rampant enthusiasm because he finally gets some physical affection. Much better than a new and sulking husband but for pity's sake, someone needs to pull these guys aside and insist that snout swallowing is never, ever good form.

It's simple. Smooth pucker, careful approach, smooch, pull away. No salvia should be left behind. No involvement of noses and chins. No tongues lolling out of any mouths.

I blame a shameful lack of "7 seconds of heaven" games. They are a public service.

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JB and Michelle certainly kiss a lot -but I don't get the impression it is all that romantic

[FloraKitty35]

I had a frightening moment before I hit the link to read this thread because for a dreadful instant an image of J. Edgar Hoover French kissing someone jumped into my head. Yes, J. Edgar was wearing a dress, one of Jackie Kennedy's outfits with the pillbox hat. So glad this is about messy kisses.

To me, those super soaker first kisses are embarrassing. I get it, the dude wants to show off his lady catching skills. The rampant enthusiasm because he finally gets some physical affection. Much better than a new and sulking husband but for pity's sake, someone needs to pull these guys aside and insist that snout swallowing is never, ever good form.

It's simple. Smooth pucker, careful approach, smooch, pull away. No salvia should be left behind. No involvement of noses and chins. No tongues lolling out of any mouths.

I blame a shameful lack of "7 seconds of heaven" games. They are a public service.

J. Edgar Hoover was probably gay, so thanks for bringing a smile to my face. :lol:

[PennySycamore]

J. Edgar Hoover was probably gay, so thanks for bringing a smile to my face. :lol:

Tim Gunn, of Project Runway fame. has a funny story in his book Guun's Golden Rules about how he was a huge fan of Vivian Vance growing up. His dad was an FBI agent -in fact, he was one of the inner circle at FBI HQ- and every year Tim and his sister would get a tour of the FBI building. When they got to J Edgar's office, there dad asked them if they wanted meet Miss Vance. She was visiting Mr Hoover or so it seemed. They went into J Edgar's office and there was apparently Miss Vance, but not Mr Hoover. They chatted with "her" for a few minutes and left. Later, Tim remarked to his sister that it was odd that Mr Hoover wasn't in his office if Miss Vance was meeting with him. Tim also noticed that Vivian Vance and J Edgar Hoover sometimes bore a striking resemblance. Tim has asked several biographers of Vivian Vance and none of them knew of any meeting between Miss Vance and J Edgar Hoover. Did Tim see the Director of the FBI in drag or did he see Vivian Vance?

[DGayle]

All this talk about wet, sucky kisses reminds me of my first. It was nasty, like kissing a smelly, slimy wet fish. He never got any better. I can't imagine not test-driving things before going all in. Sexual compatibility is important. It's something spouses can use to bond, and if there's no chemistry, then what do you have?

[Jessica]

Ugh I HATE THE WAY ANNA KISSES JOSH!!! She looks like she's trying to suck his brain out through his mouth! You've been married over 6 years, lady... Figure it out!

[FloraKitty35]

Ugh I HATE THE WAY ANNA KISSES JOSH!!! She looks like she's trying to suck his brain out through his mouth! You've been married over 6 years, lady... Figure it out!

I wish a liberal woman would do to that Smuggar, so she could scramble his brain out of being an indoctrinated right wing fundie.

[FloraKitty35]

Tim Gunn, of Project Runway fame. has a funny story in his book Guun's Golden Rules about how he was a huge fan of Vivian Vance growing up. His dad was an FBI agent -in fact, he was one of the inner circle at FBI HQ- and every year Tim and his sister would get a tour of the FBI building. When they got to J Edgar's office, there dad asked them if they wanted meet Miss Vance. She was visiting Mr Hoover or so it seemed. They went into J Edgar's office and there was apparently Miss Vance, but not Mr Hoover. They chatted with "her" for a few minutes and left. Later, Tim remarked to his sister that it was odd that Mr Hoover wasn't in his office if Miss Vance was meeting with him. Tim also noticed that Vivian Vance and J Edgar Hoover sometimes bore a striking resemblance. Tim has asked several biographers of Vivian Vance and none of them knew of any meeting between Miss Vance and J Edgar Hoover. Did Tim see the Director of the FBI in drag or did he see Vivian Vance?

I googled J.Edgar Hoover and Vivian Vance. Hoover could have pulled off a Vivian Vance impression with good make up and a decent wig.

[Cats B4 Quivers]

I googled J.Edgar Hoover and Vivian Vance. Hoover could have pulled off a Vivian Vance impression with good make up and a decent wig.

LOL poor Vivian Vance because she may have resembled J Edgar immediately after a shower.

[karen77]

I doubt it, only because the eyebrows....his would have been more coiffed if he was switching back and forth regularly.

[DuggarsTheEndIsNear]

Brand recognition. Who is Jessa Seewald? No brand recognition. Jessa Duggar, instant brand recognition.

Same reason Kate Middleton is endlessly called Kate Middleton, cuz who now is Duchess Catherine?

Not to mention the possible confusion between Jessa Seewald and Jessica/Jess Seewald.

[VelociRapture]

I think the picture is actually pretty cute. Jessa has really looked very happy lately.

They've only been married a month. I'm sure they'll improve with practice.