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Just filthy dishrags? Is that better or worse than the old "would you drink this cup full of 10 different people's spit?" example?

What a miracle that any of us ever found spouses willing to love a filthy dishrag...

I love the "no offense to anyone who's had pre-marital sex." LOL. You're basically just a filthy dishrag getting flung down the aisle - NO OFFENSE.

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The only thing that matters is if I feel like a dirty dishrag - which is I don't. Why should I care what this asshole thinks?

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Of course it's just women. Just women who engage in pre-martial sex are filthy dishrags. Men, feel free to fuck around. :roll:

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Of course it's just women. Just women who engage in pre-martial sex are filthy dishrags. Men, feel free to fuck around. :roll:

But men are wild animals who can't control themselves

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But men are wild animals who can't control themselves

The mere sight of a filthy dishrag's bare shoulder and they need a new pair of pants. All beyond their control, of course.

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Funny, I never felt like I was a filthy dishrag for having pre-marital sex, in fact looking back I should have done it earlier.

One of my biggest regrets in life is not having sex with my high school bf. I always suspected it would have been a rip roaring good time and there's was only one way to find out. I lived under the eagle eye of my Maxwellian parents and he didn't want to get me into any trouble. :naughty: I should have gone for it, where there's a will there's a way. He would not have objected, that's for sure.

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Funny, I never felt like I was a filthy dishrag for having pre-marital sex, in fact looking back I should have done it earlier.

One of my biggest regrets in life is not having sex with my high school bf. I always suspected it would have been a rip roaring good time and there's was only one way to find out. I lived under the eagle eye of my Maxwellian parents and he didn't want to get me into any trouble. :naughty: I should have gone for it, where there's a will there's a way. He would not have objected, that's for sure.

Well, it's a good thing you didn't have sex with him because otherwise you'd be a really filthy dishrag! Aren't you glad you saved yourself from that?!

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Well, it's a good thing you didn't have sex with him because otherwise you'd be a really filthy dishrag! Aren't you glad you saved yourself from that?!

LOL!

But would the number of times matter? I mean, if I have it once or have many times over, does it make a difference in the level of filthy dishraginess? Do my regrets mean that I actually wished to be more of filthy dishrag than I already am? Because I did do the deed before I was right and properly married and here I am wishing I did it more.

Mr. No thinks this is all a hoot, btw.

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LOL!

But would the number of times matter? I mean, if I have it once or have many times over, does it make a difference in the level of filthy dishraginess? Do my regrets mean that I actually wished to be more of filthy dishrag than I already am? Because I did do the deed before I was right and properly married and here I am wishing I did it more.

Mr. No thinks this is all a hoot, btw.

Those are good questions. Prior to meeting Mr. Twinkie, who I did sleep with before we got married, I had only slept with one other person. Does that mean I am as filthy as someone who has slept with more people? What if I had only slept with Mr. Twinkie before getting married? Listening to the video, the key thing that he said that bothers me the most is when he said " I have counseled too many MEN, to know,that if we do have everything covered just right they're (the menz) not gonna be thinking about wonderful grace of Jesus".

Mr. Twinkie says that that is part of they hypocrisy of the fundamentalists. The get all of their hate and fear from the Old Testament while ignoring the central message of the New Testament.

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(New poster here - Hi :D )

This lovely quote stood out to me:

“I get so sick and tired of going to weddings and, it’s the bride’s day, and here’s some Jezebel with hardly any clothes on strutting around the wedding,†he said. “Look – you come to a wedding around here, show some respect to the bride. You go to a funeral, women do the exact same thing.â€

I can just imagine this doughy guy sitting at a (no-alcohol, no-dancing) wedding reception, sweating and staring at all the "Jezebels." :lol: Self-control, please? And what exactly is "respect" as far as clothing goes, anyway? I've been confronted about cap sleeves and scoop-neck (more than 3 fingers before the collarbone) shirts before. But sure, dude - everywhere I go, I will look like I am on my way to a funeral :roll:

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Hi, Marshmallow World, welcome to FJ!

You go to a funeral, women do the exact same thing.â€

Where are these funerals where women are whoring it up? I've never been to one, but upon hearing this I'm thinking about rewriting my will to require everyone to dress like prostitutes at my funeral.

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Hi, Marshmallow World, welcome to FJ!

Where are these funerals where women are whoring it up? I've never been to one, but upon hearing this I'm thinking about rewriting my will to require everyone to dress like prostitutes at my funeral.

Oh, you know, the token funeral jezebel. There's always that one wild lady flaunting her calves and shoulders all willy-nilly, trying to upstage the corpse...

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The only person I've had sex with is my husband, but we did have sex before marriage. And, gasp, a baby. She was two when we married, and having her participate in our wedding was one of my favorite things about it.

If that makes me a dishrag, bring it on. Watch your step after you fling me to the ground! I will make sure you slip and land on your rear!

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Of course it's just women. Just women who engage in pre-martial sex are filthy dishrags. Men, feel free to fuck around. :roll:

Of course. If we kept aspirin between our slut-knees, menses (I was thinking menz-ez, like sarcastic double plural of men, and it looks like menstruation) wouldn't be tempted to whip their dicks out and trip and fall into our whore-holes. Donchaknow?

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A funny thing happened to me when I read that: It turns out I don't care what this microbrain - he with no callouses on his hands, who has scent in his hair - thinks about...well...anything.

If he spent more time helping in helping his fellow man than in 'brown-nosing' politicians, then maybe he'd be more respectable

Political preachers are little me than blood-sucking parasites who chose their vocation merely because spewing bullshit is an easy way to make money.

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Political preachers are little me than blood-sucking parasites who chose their vocation merely because spewing bullshit is an easy way to make money.

Jewel #1 from this thread.

signed - a self-identified Christian

PS - This is probably my number one complaint with a (significant) portion of preachers and their corresponding churches today. I don't go to church to hear about politics (of any persuasion).

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...They get all of their hate and fear from the Old Testament while ignoring the central message of the New Testament.

Jewel #2 in this thread. IMHO, of course.

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I think it would be funny to have a "dirty dishrag" protest at the church. Have women Decked out in all sorts of sexiness just milling about in front of the church on Sunday mornings. Perhaps they can whistle and cat call a bit.

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I'll take being a "used dishrag" in my non-fundie life. Does not make me, or any one else, less of a person.

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(New poster here - Hi :D )

This lovely quote stood out to me:

“I get so sick and tired of going to weddings and, it’s the bride’s day, and here’s some Jezebel with hardly any clothes on strutting around the wedding,†he said. “Look – you come to a wedding around here, show some respect to the bride. You go to a funeral, women do the exact same thing.â€

I can just imagine this doughy guy sitting at a (no-alcohol, no-dancing) wedding reception, sweating and staring at all the "Jezebels." :lol: Self-control, please? And what exactly is "respect" as far as clothing goes, anyway? I've been confronted about cap sleeves and scoop-neck (more than 3 fingers before the collarbone) shirts before. But sure, dude - everywhere I go, I will look like I am on my way to a funeral :roll:

Thou doth protest too much eh? :lol:

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