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http://www.mommyish.com/2014/11/14/inst ... h-sex-toy/

I was kinda grossed out by hearing about this story.....and was completely shocked that it was That Wife who posted the photo!

Nov 9: They call this the "robot massager game," and love to trade it back and forth to find the funniest effect.

This kinda implies that her kids play with it a lot, which is weird.

The link doesn't take you directly to it, its an article on Mommyish (which sometimes posts really funny Duggar articles)...the picture is linked to on there.

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Apparenlty she doesn't understand why people think posting a picture like this on the internet is a bad idea. You know I obviously oppose mandatory sterilization, but sometimes....

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I have never read anything about thatwife before, is she fundie? I thought fundies don't masturbate? Maybe it really is a "muscle massager" ? Lol.

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So...I am going to guess she left Mormonism from this picture alone.

I have three thoughts:

1. I have uh...experience with the Hitachi Magic Wand. That sucker is POWERFUL. I would worry about my child jabbing it in his or her eye at full speed, not to mention the extremely squicky idea of having something that was in contact with someone else's vulva jabbed into one of my mucus membranes.

2. No, sex is not dirty or embarrassing, and those concepts shouldn't be taught to children, so we agree there, Jenna. However, sex and masturbation are PRIVATE, PERSONAL things and matters relating to it should be kept such, unless the ADULT that is engaging in those activities feels otherwise. As an adult. Over 18.

3. Good luck in school, bathroom baby 1 and bathroom baby 2. You're gonna need it.

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Why are they named bathroom baby?

T1 (as she refers to her first child when on-line) lived in the bathroom during his early life.

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Why are they named bathroom baby?

She and her husband live in Chicago in a two bedroom, two bath apartment. One bedroom was a master bedroom, the other was the couples' office. The baby slept in the bathroom, triple diapered and with a blasting white noise machine so he would sleep through the night (up to 12 hours).

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I have never read anything about thatwife before, is she fundie? I thought fundies don't masturbate? Maybe it really is a "muscle massager" ? Lol.

They were fundie Mormons, but have since drifted away from fundamentalism, and stopped at two kids. That's good, as Jenna is not a very good mom. She neglected her first child a lot, including putting her baby's crib in the bathroom so she could still use the other bedroom as an office, putting him in three diapers so she didn't have to change him as often, and just generally ignoring him while she did her own thing.

She seems a lot better of a parent now, but seriously? Why would you let your kids play with your dildo. Sure, no shame in masturbating, most people do it, but don't let your kids play with something that has been in your vagina.

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I really wished parents would consider their children when posting on the Internet. If you won't post it about yourself, don't post it about your kids.

ThatIdiot is always trying too hard. We do not need to know what you do and with what you do it with.

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They were fundie Mormons, but have since drifted away from fundamentalism, and stopped at two kids. That's good, as Jenna is not a very good mom. She neglected her first child a lot, including putting her baby's crib in the bathroom so she could still use the other bedroom as an office, putting him in three diapers so she didn't have to change him as often, and just generally ignoring him while she did her own thing.

She seems a lot better of a parent now, but seriously? Why would you let your kids play with your dildo. Sure, no shame in masturbating, most people do it, but don't let your kids play with something that has been in your vagina.

I wouldn't consider them "fundie" Mormons--just VERY rule-following mainstream ones. (Mormons, from what I've seen and read, tend to be a lot more rigid in heavily Mormon areas.) Among such Mormons, marriage (and at a fairly young age) and children are de rigueur. She famously talked her husband into marrying her via PowerPoint presentation, and many of us fear that he just caved, and that neither of them is really all that into the other--just got married because that's the Mormon thing to do. He needles her about her weight and locks the cheese supply up in a container with an actual lock.

T1, her older child, aka Bathroom Baby, seemed to have some kinds of linguistic delays and had some intervention, but Jenna wasn't all that conscientious about following up on her "homework" with him.

After her second child was born, she seemed to have gone through some kind of epiphany, realizing that she wasn't really all that into motherhood to begin with and wasn't planning on having any more kids.

I often wonder what her life would have been had she been raised in a different religion. She might have gone in the fulltime-career direction and decided to dispense with marriage and kids altogether.

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Is it possible she really doesn't know the off label used for a Hitachi? I've met plently of people that don't. It certainly isn't exclusive to sex, I've used one for sex but also for the intended tense muscle massage use.

Either way, not really a dildo, very few people insert them though ive seen it in some rougher porn, and though they do sell dildo attachments and uh...penis sleeve...attachments.

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Is it possible she really doesn't know the off label used for a Hitachi? I've met plently of people that don't. It certainly isn't exclusive to sex, I've used one for sex but also for the intended tense muscle massage use.

Either way, not really a dildo, very few people insert them though ive seen it in some rougher porn, and though they do sell dildo attachments and uh...penis sleeve...attachments.

If she didn't know, why did she first post it with #sterilized? To me, that indicates that she knew what it was for...I mean, why would you sterilize a back massaging tool?

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Is it possible she really doesn't know the off label used for a Hitachi? I've met plently of people that don't. It certainly isn't exclusive to sex, I've used one for sex but also for the intended tense muscle massage use.

Either way, not really a dildo, very few people insert them though ive seen it in some rougher porn, and though they do sell dildo attachments and uh...penis sleeve...attachments.

she can't claim ignorance because she talks about how we should be open with sex and blah blah blah. if she stayed quiet about it, maybe she could claim ignorance. maybe.

plus, even though you don't typically insert the ball end, there's still plenty of fluids to be had anyway. and i would be doubtful you could completely sterilize it properly with the resources she would have available. what'd she do, blow on it? :lol:

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Once upon a time, a Babycenter friend posted a photo of her tot with her vibrator.

Not something that I would have done. I do, however, know enough about that mom to know that she was someone who was a good mommy and who otherwise showed a great deal of concern for the safety and wellbeing of children.

I also love a blogger who once posted a great piece called "When the Rabbi finds your vibrator". Same blogger also wrote a piece where she talked about how her 4 yr old asked why her vagina had a tail after seeing the tampon string. She's a wonderful writer, and I suspect her kid may want some therapy when she grows up.
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She's a bad mom point blank

Yeah, I'm leaning towards "still a crappy mother." Her children are both in full-time daycare and she doesn't appear to have a job. She says it's for her mental well-being. What does she do all day?

ETA: This is what she does all day: julia-transition.blogspot.com/2014/08/moms-make-it-work-jenna-part-time.html

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Yeah, I'm leaning towards "still a crappy mother." Her children are both in full-time daycare and she doesn't appear to have a job. She says it's for her mental well-being. What does she do all day?

Play with her "back massager?"

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I think sharing that with the world is a little much. Sex is a natural thing, but I really don't want to see the high powered "back massagers" any of my friends use- let alone their kids playing with them.

Seeing that baby triple diapered is just awful! How could he not get horrible diaper rash?

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